new lab - MAXIMUS LABZ!

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We've all seen these new labs popping up recently. We all have the questions. How is their gear? Is it safe? Is it dosed right? How much will it cost? Can I trust this ugl? Etc, etc, etc.

Now I have the answer to all your questions. Introducing Maximus labz, brought to you by Jay Maximus. All our gear is FARM grade.

Now before you get too excited, all my raws are out of stock. In fact I never ordered any. Ever. Right now
we are taking pre-orders on everything.

Here is a price list of all the gear we dont have:
Injectables
Test C 10 ML - $250
Test P 1 gallon - $43
Test E - half a beer bottle with a smoked cigerette floating in there full - $34.72
Tren - 30ML - 1 billion dollars

Orals
Dbol - 50 pills of unknown strength / $295.28
Flintstones Vitamins - $5/pill
Midol (you know you need it) - free

Don't sit around wondering when your package is coming anymore. Maximus labs provides no tracking because there is no package. We just take your money. Dont spend days and nights wondering when your gear will show up. With us you can rest easy...it will never show up.

I am not in this alone. All your most trusted WKM are involved.
@TyroneMoreGains is our COO. I dont know what they do, but he does it.
@Ozzy619 is our brewmaster. If we EVER get any raws you can trust he might wash his hands first. Maybe not. Who cares? Its your body.
@Melly Mel from hell is in charge of our warehouse and shipping. He has never misplaced a package, because there has never been one.

Meso, stop wasting your time and guessing with these UGLs. Help us help you help us.
Maximus labz*...maximize our banks accounts!

*remember it's maximus labz with a z. Because dont you just want to inject yourself with gear from a guy who can't spell?
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY.

PI Labs way better
I have nano bots in my gear you will get jacked up and linked to the net all at the same time. You get VIP Service as you and you muscle will be connected to my virtual net and you can have all the virtual horrors you want. Send me all your crypto and Bitcoin now.
No big deal virtual currencie are worthlessness

Jaymax stay off my turf! Or the man with no face will visit you and steal your eyes! You have been warned!!!!!sleender.jpg
 
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY.

PI Labs way better
I have nano bots in my gear you will get jacked up and linked to the net all at the same time. You get VIP Service as you and you muscle will be connected to my virtual net and you can have all the virtual horrors you want. Send me all your crypto and Bitcoin now.
No big deal virtual currencie are worthlessness

Jaymax stay off my turf! Or the man with no face will visit you and steal your eyes! You have been warned!!!!!View attachment 69201
How much for a gallon of test p?
 
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY.

PI Labs way better
I have nano bots in my gear you will get jacked up and linked to the net all at the same time. You get VIP Service as you and you muscle will be connected to my virtual net and you can have all the virtual horrors you want. Send me all your crypto and Bitcoin now.
No big deal virtual currencie are worthlessness

Jaymax stay off my turf! Or the man with no face will visit you and steal your eyes! You have been warned!!!!!View attachment 69201

STAY IN YOUR OWN THREAD
 
Anybody know if these guys are still good to go? They were legit back in the day, haven't talked to the rep in a while. He's a total fuckin faggot but he'll do you a solid. Last time I was on this gear i almost made it to 300 pounds at 6% bf. Can someone hook me up with the new contact info?
 
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