Newbie with great ambitions, but need the know-how to get there... help me out please

TheHulk18

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Hey everyone, after reading a lot of posts and threads on this site, it looks like, for the most part, everyone is straight with eachother, which is pretty nice since I've gone around to other forums and found the classic nagging back and forth. So before I ask my question I'd just like to say that I'm pretty glad I found this site. this is my situation. I've been training with weights since I was 15, I'm 18 now as of July 4th. I started to use Prohormones about a year and a half after wards, which is when I started training hardcore, 4-5 hours in the gym every day, 6 days a week, which is what I'm still doing now. Up to this point, I've got 20" arms, and thats all I've measured because I lack the memory to measure other body parts when I get the oppertunity, but I'll say this, my arms are symmetrical with the rest of my body, so it all fits. My strength is very good, set a record at my high school before I graduated earlier this year in June with a 405 lb bench, a 585 Squat, and a 700 deadlift for out thousand pound club board in our gym. So I'd say thats pretty good without using steroids. The strongest thing I've ever used are the "Methyl" products out now, you know, M1T, Methyl D, Methyl 5, Methyl 1,4 ddiol, Methyl OHN, and oxavar... I've used them all, and am satisified, to a point. I'm the kind of person who sets unrealistic goals, so I can achieve the best possible outcome of any given situation, hell sometime I can even reach them, I never thought I'd hit 405 on the bench at just 175 lbs, and at 5'8". My goal in life is to be Mr. Olympia, and I know steroids are the only way to get there, but thats not all, along with being Mr. olympia, I want to be the youngest at that. I'm giving myself 4 years, by then I hope to at the very least be in the top 3, I take this more seriously than the job I have to pay for the gym and for the supps I'm using, its all or nothing and I'm damned determined to make it all happen. I read an article where one of my favorite BB's was interviewed, that being Lee Priest, and I recall hime saying he started taking roids soon after he was 13, very small doses, but he was on them (read it in an issue of muscular development, i think). So I know I'm kinda late in the roid game to reach my current goals set, but I still feel that with proper use, I can do it. I read somewhere that the only roid Arnold ever used was D-bol, and so I'm basing my first cycle on that, I was thinking of going an 8 week cycle of just D-bol, to get use to roid use, then PCT, then try Anadrol-50 for 4 weeks, PCT again, then I should be ready to begin preparing for my first show (undecided at this time), so I'll cut with winstrol (tabs). Now I've done the reasearch and know thats all of this oral usage is going to kill my liver, but I've done some pretty risky stacks before with PH's, all those methyl items I mentioned above, I stacked them all at once, probably a very dumb thing to do, but I turned out fine, not a single side effect, no acne, balls didnt shrink at all, never got tired, never got depressed after the cycle, no enturnal pains, no bloody piss, I shit as I usualy would (but my god did it smell worse...lol), not even oily skin, which really surprized me, so I figured that for my odd body type, it wouldnt be as much of an issue as long as I take the PCT afterwards, and maybe throw in some milk thristle. I know I'm rambling on here but I just want everyone here reading this post to know that I am educated, and I did my homework on all of this, and sure, for most 18 year olds out there, roids would be bad since we're still producing test. naturally, but for my specific goals, I'll do whatever it takes, no matter the costs involved (considering my genetics I dont think there are going to be many, if any). One can only find out through experienced right, each person is genetically different. Now that you know my situation, one question I have is how can I pass a test before a contest, about how far away from the contest should I stop, I mean am I still going to be ripped and hard from the Winny, depending on its half-life? and some places I know do Poly-graph testing, how the hell can I get around that. My other question is simple, and I'm guessing evryone here has heard it just about two hundred and fifty three point seven thousand times, but how can I get them without getting busted? I'm not going to blatently ask for a source, I found this one website on the internet that said they would write an online prescription for them for $85, does this sound legit, or just a scam that wouldnt hold up if my stuff got cought by customs? I hope I'm aloud to ask these questions, I know on some websites you can get banned for asking them, but this site seems pretty cool about stuff like this. Any help would be greatly appericiated, I am intrested in starting a cycle as soon as possible. Thanx Bros.
 
Well If You Use Just D-bol You Will Gain Weight And Lose Most Of It Since It Will Be Water Weight. Try Adding Some Eq With The D-bol And Do A Compromise Cycle. You Will Keep More Of The Gains. Just Cause Arnold Used One Steroid And It Worked For Him, It May Not Work For You. Everybody's Body Is Different. For The Orals I Would Take Milk Thistle. Now For Contests It Will Depend On Which Steroids You Take. Some Last Longer In The Body Than Others. Keep Looking Around For More Info. Never Buy From A Web-site. Look In The Classifieds And Look For Trusted Sources. Try To Stay Domestic If Possible. Not Much Info For You But I Hope It Helps.
 
You say you have done your research, but from everything you are saying (especially with these oral only cycles) I can tell that you haven't researched near enough. Just stick around for a while and read the stickies and do some searches on some topics you ahve questions about. READ READ READ!!! You say you think you can become Mr.O with the PROPER use of steriods, but the way you are talking about using them, it will probably only set you back man. ALso, if you dont' read a lot in the calssifieds before ordering you will proably be scammed.
 
i'd have to agree with spound, after reading your post ... i think you have alot more reasearch to do. also 4-5 hours a day in the gym for 6 days a week. that alone is ridiculous. not trying to flame, just being painfully blunt. good luck.
 
I've read some stupid sh*t on these boards over the years but this post takes the cake. Lets get some things straight.......

You say your 5'8 175lbs and have 20 inch arms? Sure you aint measuring your quads?

You say your 18 and natural and have a raw 1600lb total? Well congratulations the collegiate mens national meet record @ 165 is 1555.00 and @ 181 is 1824.5. So your lifting raw @ 18 natural and coming pretty close to setting national collegiate powerlifting records in your highschool gym?

You say you researched AAS but your f'ing clueless. Your 18 with a fragile endocrine system planning to introduce exogeneous hormones to your body that you have no f'ing clue about. Talking about oral only cycles, 4 week cycles and a bunch of other uneducated bs you spouted out. You want to use AAS at 18 I'm not here to talk you out of it, but do some god damn research and do it right. There is a wealth of knowledge on countless bb'ing related message boards all over the internet.

I'd say your just some impatient, uneducated kid who just made up a bunch of lies on a messageboard, has no clue about proper training (with your 4-5 hrs in the gym) proper dieting or anything else related to bb'ing. You want some advice......
For starters try being honest, Stick with basic heavy compound movements, eat 4-5k calories a day, get plenty of rest, and be patient!
 
This guy's post is obviously a joke. It may be unintentional but it's still a joke. I know I got a good laugh out of it.

He's either a knowledgable member who's goofing around and putting in the funniest, most implausible BS he can think of or..., it really is an 18 year old idiot who is too stupid to know or comprehend the nonsense he's spouting will never pass the scrutiny of people with knowledge and experience.

MaxRep
 
if this is not a joke...you need to do some more research, stick qaround on the board and read up....

also arnold took alot more than d-bol, his first cycle was d-bol, but he did not stop there...they used Test, deca, winstrol, etc back then...

also you must have a lot of free time on your hand to lift 4-5 hours a day...train for an 1 hour to 1 1/2 hours and than use the rest of your time to research.. :rolleyes:
 
I'm thinking it was a joke, just like that one a while back that said the guy found Dianabol or something and didn't even work out but gained 25 lbs of solid muscle in 5 weeks.And the reason he thought he was gaining so much was from walking different longer routes to class.Then he got " all the bitches " because he was so ripped.Haha, sometimes this shit is funny.
 
Wow, way to be assholes, no seriosuly, congrats. I come here with legit questions, and no one takes me seriously, dully appericiated. I didnt lie, those are my f'ing stats, you dont like it, f*** off. I hate this shit, I get it all the time, not just on forums, but in real life, just walking around places, people call out to you "hey steroids", or "whats happenin' roids"... Yeah, those are my stats, strongest thing I;ve taken was M1T, if I'm close to a lifting record, then sweet, I wasnt aware of that, I did set a record at my high school, if anyone lives in carroll county maryland I'd be more than happy to prove it, bitches. My guess is those who made fun of my post, cant put up the weight I can, or I'm just bigger, and your on roids, and I'm not...yet. I'm not cocky, I'm not arrogent, I'm just a guy with some serious questions, and serious ambitions. And it just errks the hell out of me when peeps give responses like that, I thought this forum wouldnt be like the others, I figured there was a bunch of nice guys here, guess I was wrong, or all the assholes decided to chime in all at the same time. Some posts did take me serious, I thank you guys, to the rest, go kill yourselves. Jay cuttler entered two two BB'ing contests, and then recieved his pro card when he was around my age, so I dont see why its so impossible that my stats are what they are, I probably should have said this earlier, but I'll say it now, there was a typo, my bench is 405, my squat is 585, but my deadlift is only 600, and my arms are 20 inches, they are my fav. body part, my genetics have been taking me very far in this game, sorry mine is better than most. Have a nice day.
 
Either post a picture to back up your claims or quit wasting space with your tall tales. Please don't post a pic of you trying to lift anything near what your imagination has come up with. I don't want to be responsible for you getting a double hernia.

Your claim of being 18, 175 pounds and 5'8" with 20 inch arms and natural, is the funniest thing I've seen some idiot try to get away with in a long time.

Sorry but I have a little too much experience and intelligence to fall into your pack of lies.

And for your info., Cutler didn't enter just 2 contests before he turned pro. And he didn't turn pro until 1996 when he was 23. Get your facts straight before you start babbling your nonsense.

But, feel free to prove me wrong and post a picture of yourself holding up a card that says hulk18. Until then, you're just another wannabe loser.

MaxRep

P.S. Oh, ok, you meant your arms are 20 inches long! I'm sorry, I take it all back. :D
 
Well.......that pretty much sums everything up. Well put MaxRep........I couldn't agree more and have nothing else to add. Nicely done.




MaxRep said:
Either post a picture to back up your claims or quit wasting space with your tall tales. Please don't post a pic of you trying to lift anything near what your imagination has come up with. I don't want to be responsible for you getting a double hernia.

Your claim of being 18, 175 pounds and 5'8" with 20 inch arms and natural, is the funniest thing I've seen some idiot try to get away with in a long time.

Sorry but I have a little too much experience and intelligence to fall into your pack of lies.

And for your info., Cutler didn't enter just 2 contests before he turned pro. And he didn't turn pro until 1996 when he was 23. Get your facts straight before you start babbling your nonsense.

But, feel free to prove me wrong and post a picture of yourself holding up a card that says hulk18. Until then, you're just another wannabe loser.

MaxRep
 
Aight, no problem, give me a month or two to get the cash for a digi. camera, andI'll post some pics for u, then maybe someone will take me seriously, I guess I cant blame anyone here for not believeing me, it is pretty out there, but like I said before, I know what the truth is, and you guys will too, then maybe we can settle this matter and I can get some freakin' advise, it'd be nice.
 
TheHulk18 said:
Aight, no problem, give me a month or two to get the cash for a digi. camera, andI'll post some pics for u, then maybe someone will take me seriously, I guess I cant blame anyone here for not believeing me, it is pretty out there, but like I said before, I know what the truth is, and you guys will too, then maybe we can settle this matter and I can get some freakin' advise, it'd be nice.


bro just take a picture of yourself with a normal camera, have it developed, bring it into kinko's copy, and scan it onto a disk, i think they charge 2 dollars for that.

no one is going to take you seriously on here otherwise...

also, what were you looking for advice on? the only question I saw you ask was something about clearance times of different steroids..?
 
I bet this post isnt for real.If however it is dude you really need to do some research.Also stats are extremely unbelievable to say the least.Id love to see those 20 inch Guns on your physique.Also being Mr O is not the easiest thing on the planet.Dont believe me? Just ask Flex Wheeler, Shawn ray or Kevin Levrone. These men tried for almost 10 years while having some of the best genetics in the history of the sport but in the end couldnt do it and had to give up.
 
I don't think the dude needs to do any research, on horse tonic that is. Natural is the best way to be at your age, and for a long time to come. Your growth plates may not even be completely fused yet. Don't fuck yourself up early.

Also, that last part about asking how to order is a huge red flag. Smells like that can of fish steaks I just ate, so just for the record, I don't know anything about these so-called "steroids" and how to order them.
 
TheHulk18 said:
if anyone lives in carroll county maryland I'd be more than happy to prove it, bitches.

you near the merritt athletic club or liberty high school? if you want to me to verify your stats and take a digital pic for the board, just let me know and i will gladly donate 5 minutes of my time to meet you today.
 
IS It possible to have 20" arms at 175lbs???

I agree post a picture bro and prove us all wrong. You say your used to getting shit from others so why is it so different here on MESO?? IF your stats are real then thats fucking awesome. Seriously awesome. Hell I was proud putting up 265 bench and i think 455 squat in highschool. SO POST THE PIC AND PROVE US WRONG!!!
 
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