Nolvadex, Failed Drug tests

aziatik702

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Hello Meso!

So I thought i'd share my experience with everyone. By the way, Nolvadex by itself DOES NOT/SHOULD NOT make you fail a drug test, but may hinder the process of detoxifying drugs from your body. So over the last few years, I've been on probation a few times for marijuana. I've smoked daily every time I was on probation. For my drug test, I used AZO, for Urinary Tract Infections, EVERY time. And I was clean for EVERY drug test.

Recently, I've decided to join the army and used Nolvadex a few weeks ago for my PCT. So I followed the same procedure for my other drug tests; 2 AZO pills every 4 hours, total of 6 pills. And keep in mind, the drug tests for probation was sent to a lab, so it was pretty damn accurate. But this time, I failed my drug test at the recruiters office. The kool thing is they don't care that I smoke. So they just told me to come back in a week. Tried the same procedure, failed again. I havn't smoked since a week before my first drug test. I KNOW for a FACT that it is from the Nolvadex because my friend used the EXACT SAME AZO pills to detox for the army, a week prior to my drug test and he passed. He never took Nolvadex before. He was also a very heavy user of marijuana and has higher body fat % than me. Mine is below 10% Body fat and I also do A LOT of cardio. I will be taking another drug test in a few days and it'll be exactly 3 weeks and 5 days since i've smoked. I failed drug test earlier today and it is 3 weeks, 2 days since my last drug test. So hopefully I'll be clean by then since it should only take 30 days max for marijuana to clear my system.

Before I took the AZOs, I made sure there was no drug interactions between Nolvadex and Phenazopyridine Hydrochloride- The active ingredient in AZO.

So be careful if you guys plan on detoxing and you've taken Nolvadex!
 
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Update: Took another drug test today, It's exactly four weeks since I've smoked.. Still not clean. Will be taking another two weeks from now.

I've been doing cardio exercises almost daily; basketball, etc. Basketball lasts roughly 2-3 hours per day and everyone says It feels like i jumped in a pool during our games (Indoors as well). I usually sweat a lot, but that might be because I drink a lot of water.

Will give another update after my next drug test.
 
Why exactly do you think this is the Nolva? I hate to be the bearer of bad news but when I finally got clean it took me over 60 days for the THC levels to drop to a level where I could pass a UA. Also THC stores in fat, so most people just assume that means it takes guys with higher BF% longer to clear. But what I seemed to find is the more cardio I was doing the more THC metabolites I was excreting in my urine. You may try running, sauna, whatever to sweat your ass off but stop like 48-72 hours prior, avoid fatty + greasy foods, and make sure you have hydrated thoroughly the day off and at least pissed several times before you drop in the cup. Just my .02 bro hope it helps...on the bright side at least your not leaving in handcuffs!
 
I doubt the Nolvadex has any effect.

That's good that they don't care about the failed drug test. But it begs the question is - what is the point?
 
They need warm bodies. But once you sign that dotted line pissing hot is a fast track to a dishonorable discharge. That my friend, I assure you do not want.
 
Why exactly do you think this is the Nolva? I hate to be the bearer of bad news but when I finally got clean it took me over 60 days for the THC levels to drop to a level where I could pass a UA. Also THC stores in fat, so most people just assume that means it takes guys with higher BF% longer to clear. But what I seemed to find is the more cardio I was doing the more THC metabolites I was excreting in my urine. You may try running, sauna, whatever to sweat your ass off but stop like 48-72 hours prior, avoid fatty + greasy foods, and make sure you have hydrated thoroughly the day off and at least pissed several times before you drop in the cup. Just my .02 bro hope it helps...on the bright side at least your not leaving in handcuffs!

As I said in my original post, I've used AZO to detox for probation and it worked EVERY TIME. I was drug tested monthly, I used 2 pills, every 4 hours, Total of 6; day before test. I went to Quest Diagnostics for my probation drug test and they send it to a lab. Never failed a single drug test for probation.

I tried to detox for my drug test at the army recruiters office- It didn't work anymore after I used Nolvadex for my pct, about 2 weeks prior. Went back in to the recruiter's office again a week later, same detox method, failed again. My friend used the exact same AZO pills and he passed- He never used Nolvadex. The AZOs have worked for me before, but didn't work after I used Nolvadex. So that's why I believe Nolvadex affected my drug testing results, as there is no other factors that should affect it.

I don't believe Nolvadex by itself made me fail the drug test, But I do believe it effects how we clear our urinary tract (AZO is suppose to clean the urinary tract) and may play a role in retaining THC in the body.

But thanks for your input! I did read somewhere that for heavy users, it's traceable for up to 90 days. So hopefully working out will clean my urine faster!
 
Oh I'm not tryin' to flame you brother that was more of a response to Mr. Baker's question, "why don't they care?". I think the answer to that is because they don't care up until you sign that line and become government property, then they care a lot. And I'm well versed in the ol' AZO protocol but I always wondered if it actually cleared your system or more likely "masked" metabolites for a small window of time. Either way, best of luck in your ventures and I commend you for your decision to fall in. I have and will always support our boys out there getting their boots dirty regardless or whatever the current political agenda may be. Stay safe my friend...
 
Just use synthetic urine man. Problem solved. I awlays keep a bottle of instant urine just in case
 
Hey everybody. Need a Lil help here. I'm on felony probation and I know they don't test for gear but I'm wondering if nolvadex or clomid, or any other pct will pop on a UA. I mean for the actual drug or a false positive.
 
No it will not, granted it's legit pct products and not some sketchy ugl stuff cut with god knows what. Did almost 3 yrs of urine tests for drug probation. Ran gear and pct the whole time & not one failed test.
 
As I said in my original post, I've used AZO to detox for probation and it worked EVERY TIME. I was drug tested monthly, I used 2 pills, every 4 hours, Total of 6; day before test. I went to Quest Diagnostics for my probation drug test and they send it to a lab. Never failed a single drug test for probation.

I tried to detox for my drug test at the army recruiters office- It didn't work anymore after I used Nolvadex for my pct, about 2 weeks prior. Went back in to the recruiter's office again a week later, same detox method, failed again. My friend used the exact same AZO pills and he passed- He never used Nolvadex. The AZOs have worked for me before, but didn't work after I used Nolvadex. So that's why I believe Nolvadex affected my drug testing results, as there is no other factors that should affect it.

I don't believe Nolvadex by itself made me fail the drug test, But I do believe it effects how we clear our urinary tract (AZO is suppose to clean the urinary tract) and may play a role in retaining THC in the body.

But thanks for your input! I did read somewhere that for heavy users, it's traceable for up to 90 days. So hopefully working out will clean my urine faster!
I used to be involved in the pre employment process at a previous job and people tried kits, detox pills, etc... No one ever passed if they had smoked within 2 weeks of the drug test.
 
I used to be involved in the pre employment process at a previous job and people tried kits, detox pills, etc... No one ever passed if they had smoked within 2 weeks of the drug test.
That's cuz they didn't know how to do it bro. Smoked the night before and passed always. No detox pills or masking agents needed. Just lots of good old fashion H2O ;)
 
That's cuz they didn't know how to do it bro. Smoked the night before and passed always. No detox pills or masking agents needed. Just lots of good old fashion H2O ;)
That's possible lol. They were "bottom of the barrel" candidates
 
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