Not getting laid... help

thick said:
i feel sorry for your future with this chic. She is going to be a control freak in regards to everything. Gear is her object of control for today. You wearing panties and driving a fucking pink slug bug will be for tomorrow
lmao!!

$10 says he's polishing her toenails by the end of the month.
 
Bob Smith said:
lmao!!

$10 says he's polishing her toenails by the end of the month.

Oh man...

I guess I better kick her to the curb if she don't put out, so that I don't end up driving a bug and polishing toe nails.
 
dude, primo max put it the best way. why are you with such a stupid chick? she's not the last chick on earth, you know. can you say pussy-whipped?

and this is yet another example of why you shouldn't tell your significant other that you're using aas.
 
u didnt like how i put it? :(
Chip Bronson said:
dude, primo max put it the best way. why are you with such a stupid chick? she's not the last chick on earth, you know. can you say pussy-whipped?

and this is yet another example of why you shouldn't tell your significant other that you're using aas.
 
thick said:
u didnt like how i put it? :(

hell no! your way sucked thick! hehe j/k! :D

i am happy that i told my other half and that she accepts it. i told her as long as i treat you good what does it matter?
 
Pussy or Juice? Regis, I would like to use my lifeline.
You just need to train her better. Don't let her hold the sex card. Get her in bed, flick that clit a couple of times and then walk away and go use the internet for its intended purpose- porn. It sucks but in no time she will be trained. It gives new menaing to the proverbial carrot on a stick routine.
 
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If you let her get away with this BS you will forever be stuck with a pay-per view pussy. Who want to beg for a piece? Plus once your done beggin and she gives in the good bangin is long gone. Start acting like your not interested in her. Blow off phone calls and cancel dates at the last minute. Flirt with chicks when your out and let her see them looking at you. Turn this around on her and if it doesnt work..give her the boot.
 
esco said:
i would have to go with juice = more pussy ... hehe


I agree... but Juice is gonna take like 10 weeks before it gives it's full benefit. I need to get some pussy in the mean time!
 
Bob Smith said:
Put it in her ass instead. That'll solve the problem. :D

Go with this one... hehe.

Or like I told you before, just tell her you dont want her to wear clothes any more cuz you afraid its bad for her health and until you see proof otherwise you want her naked at all times.
 
Good point Thick, good point.

I bet you cater to all her requests bending over backwards for her, being a gentlemen and always asking permission from her. Screw that! Get some scene control and dump her ass if she is not giving it up. Isn't vagina the one reason we hang around girls anyways? Without it, they may look good but are almost useless.


thick said:
i feel sorry for your future with this chic. She is going to be a control freak in regards to everything. Gear is her object of control for today. You wearing panties and driving a fucking pink slug bug will be for tomorrow
 
puss puss

Dude, come on! This is some stupid shit, like grow up! ( no disrespect) Why the hell did you tell her anyway? Unless your in this game you can not possibly understand why you do it! This girl does'nt want a man, She wants a little boy. Big strong man scary! Boo Hoo. Big strong man with giant hardon really scary!!
My GF's a real woman, she knows what I do. She says her boy friends before me didn't lift or Take gear. I'm a little older, so she loves that I have the sex drive and agression of a twenty year old!! Life is to short, you know what, She and I are going to live to the Fullest. WE are both powerful people. Find some one to share your life style with!!! This craps for babies! :cool:
Sorry to rant. It's just when you get a little older you don't have time for any bull. I'm probally going to get flamed for being arrogant.
Love you, graybass
 
good post but you only get flamed for being a flamer gayass. j/k u definitely have the right outlook
graybass said:
Dude, come on! This is some stupid shit, like grow up! ( no disrespect) Why the hell did you tell her anyway? Unless your in this game you can not possibly understand why you do it! This girl does'nt want a man, She wants a little boy. Big strong man scary! Boo Hoo. Big strong man with giant hardon really scary!!
My GF's a real woman, she knows what I do. She says her boy friends before me didn't lift or Take gear. I'm a little older, so she loves that I have the sex drive and agression of a twenty year old!! Life is to short, you know what, She and I are going to live to the Fullest. WE are both powerful people. Find some one to share your life style with!!! This craps for babies! :cool:
Sorry to rant. It's just when you get a little older you don't have time for any bull. I'm probally going to get flamed for being arrogant.
Love you, graybass
 
Your the man right, holy shit dump her ass. No first ass fuck one of her friends in the ass, then have your girl give you head and don't clean off between encounters. Then dump her ass
 
jshrub said:
Go with this one... hehe.

Or like I told you before, just tell her you dont want her to wear clothes any more cuz you afraid its bad for her health and until you see proof otherwise you want her naked at all times.
thats a good one ill save this for when its time for me to gear up. I tried to bring it up to my wife and she flipped....lmao
 

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