The last six months have been intense — challenging at times — but ultimately an incredible start for us.
From day one, we always knew CRITICAL Anabolics would be a success. Anything less was never an option.
The concept itself was simple: take the standard UK UGL blueprint and refine every possible variable.
In reality, execution was far more demanding — especially at a time when raw material availability was scarce, unreliable, and increasingly opportunistic.
While we already had solid contacts, we still spent countless hours sourcing new suppliers. As many will know, situations like this attract scammers, and we were unfortunately scammed multiple times, losing a significant amount of money in the process.
Despite this, we still forged some invaluable, long-term contacts. This allowed us to consistently supply compounds that many other UK labs simply couldn’t access.
As a result, we quickly became known as the go-to lab for legitimate, high-purity Primo and Masteron, fully backed by independent lab testing covering both raw materials and finished products.
Lab testing has always been, and will continue to be, a non-negotiable priority for us. Until recently, this was something largely avoided within the UK scene. Yet during periods of limited availability and questionable raw quality, implementing a robust, transparent, and fully traceable testing system was simply the logical approach.
Looking back, 2025 has been an exceptional start. We entered the market during one of the most difficult periods the UK scene has seen — a time when several long-standing labs folded — and still managed to establish ourselves as one of the leading UK UGLs.
Even in far easier conditions, that level of trust often takes years to earn.
We are genuinely grateful to everyone who has supported us, believed in us, and trusted us — especially our clients, whose loyalty has not gone unnoticed.
That said, we are only just getting started.
Without turning this into an overly long post, here are some key developments launching in the New Year:
- A QR-based batch verification system linking each raw material batch to both raw purity testing and finished product testing for the exact batch purchased.
- A new international shipping service, including stealth packaging options and optional shipping insurance at a small surcharge.
- The launch of CRITICAL Bio-Tech, our dedicated peptide division. Peptides will be available both as traditional lyophilised vials (with mixing water) and as complete injection packs using our new custom CRITICAL Bio-Tech reusable metal pens, with refill packs available across all compatible peptide variants.
- Our GLP-1 brand, The Body Edit, will be releasing OmniMorph — a unique quadruple receptor agonist available in two dose variants of Retatrutide / Cagrilinitide, delivered via custom reusable Body Edit pens with refill cartridges available. To our knowledge, this will be the first product of its kind offered in the UK.
- CRITICAL Anabolics will continue to innovate, introducing lesser-known compounds and new blends to the UK market, with several new product launches scheduled for January.
E.g.
Tren Hex 125mg/ml
T-Var (Tbol/Var)
Giga Bombs (Anadrol/Dbol/M-Tren)
Giga-Ject (as above but Injectable)
Stanolone (DHT Base)
Test Base
Tren Base
M-Tren
Lethal Injection (pre-WO)
Critical Levels (Test E/Mast E/Primo E)
Critical Definition (Mast E/Primo E)
Finally, we are very pleased to officially announce a new core team member. Sean, who has been with us from day one, will now be fully overseeing all Sales, Marketing, and Promotion going forward.
Sean is 100% committed to the brand, exceptionally hard-working, and brings a fresh and powerful dimension to our marketing capabilities.
Both Dan and I will be stepping back slightly from the front-facing side of the business.
Dan remains fully immersed in production as demand continues to grow, while I’ll be focusing on backend operations, procurement, R&D, and working closely with Sean on strategic marketing.
Going forward can all sales enquiries be directed towards Sean - Sean is also managing the international post, so any enquiries relating to international orders you can get in touch with Sean for info.
sean_critical@proton.me
We fully wish you all a merry Christmas & a happy new year
Tommy
