CRITICAL anabolics UK - Lab Tests

[tommyCRITICAL]

Hello everyone, apologies for the delay in publishing the new set of results, my partner has been off sick so I've had to cover a load of extra work.

So I'll put up everything we have up, I'm a little disappointed with some of the finished vials. They're not terrible by any means but we are striving for perfection, so anything less isn't good enough.

I've done a full post in our main thread over in the underground section explaining the new batch system we are implementing, with QR code verification on each product.

This should improve quality control and give customers the reassurance that the product they are using is exactly as expected.

You can view the thread here:

Thread 'CRITICAL anabolics (UK UGL)'

Oct 8, 2025

Introducing CRITICAL anabolics.

We are a relatively new UK lab, having been open now for just over 3 months. However, between us we have over 10 years experience running successful UGLs.

Just to clear something up before we start, I used to own a lab called Bullion Pharma. CRITICAL isn't a re-brand of Bullion. I simply left because the relationship between me and my then business partner went to shit...

Things went well for the first few years, but as our reputation developed and demand increased, he wasn't willing to work the extra time needed. He would do the bare...

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So, here are the results, which we will continue to submit on a regular basis, a raw powder test and a finished product test for every single batch produced going forward.

As always, we are open to any enquiries/questions whether its retail or bulk. Email me:

tommy_critical@pm.me

For now, we aren't offering international orders ourselves, but we will potentially look at offering an international service in the new year.

 

[tommyCRITICAL]

Test reports

 

[dinfaralt]

Test reports

a decent size testing done for raws and finished product.

missed seeing this in the eu scene. very good results. hopefully you'll ditch that eu reseller and start slanging stuff outside of uk aswell

 

[Markimus Rex]

Test reports

is there a release date for the final product on primo?

 

[tommyCRITICAL]

Hi mate, yes primo is available now.

 

[Maaainin]

Hi mate, yes primo is available now.

How long for the qr code system?

 

[Rockmaniac]

Any test on the finished Tbol Tablets Have seived through the thread and can't find it.

 

[tommyCRITICAL]

How long for the qr code system?

Im literally working on the spreadsheet today for cataloguing everything - so that we can begin it for our next batch of primo/cyp/test E/mast E

 

[tommyCRITICAL]

Any test on the finished Tbol Tablets Have seived through the thread and can't find it.

We think we accidentally did them at 60mg instead of the intended 50mg (partner thought we were dosing at 60mg, not an actual accident I suppose)

So when we return from our weekend break next week we will do a new batch and send them off. No point now as we don't have much left.

We sent off 13 jano tests yesterday, a mix of finished vials and raws. Plus I think we will send some more tomorrow.

 

[Vitamin T]

Im literally working on the spreadsheet today for cataloguing everything - so that we can begin it for our next batch of primo/cyp/test E/mast E

When do you expect to have Mast E ready for sale Tommy?

 

[tommyCRITICAL]

When do you expect to have Mast E ready for sale Tommy?

It keeps getting delayed. So at this rate probably just before or just after Xmas.