Now I'm sad. Poor little tyke

[Grizzly]

I was walking back inside from getting the mail. A black girl and her 4ish year old kid were walking into their place.

Little kid: Who's that?
Mother: I don't know

now for the sad part

Little kid: Is that my daddy?
Mother: No, that's not your daddy.

Poor little bugger. That means he's never met his daddy.

 

[garyzilla]

I was walking back inside from getting the mail. A black girl and her 4ish year old kid were walking into their place.

Little kid: Who's that?
Mother: I don't know

now for the sad part

Little kid: Is that my daddy?
Mother: No, that's not your daddy.

Poor little bugger. That means he's never met his daddy.

That is very Sad!

 

[nickw]

That is sad. I thank God I grew up with both of my parents. I have a two year old son that lives with me. This summer I'm taking him fishing every chance I get.

 

[Rod]

That is a sad story. That lovable little tyke...and I don't mean Grizzly.

See Bob Smith I am not a "complete and utter asshole"

 

[dolfe1]

I was walking back inside from getting the mail. A black girl and her 4ish year old kid were walking into their place.

Little kid: Who's that?
Mother: I don't know

now for the sad part

Little kid: Is that my daddy?
Mother: No, that's not your daddy.

Poor little bugger. That means he's never met his daddy.

Grizz I thought you were a English major and how does she know you're not the father? jk That is sad.

 

[sweettart29]

This is sad also....I am watching the ten o'clock news on Fox and they just had a story on there about this baby whose parents apartment burned down in 1997, she was a babyand the cops and fire fighters believed she died in the fire....Her mother was at a birthday party either yesterday or last week, and saw this child who is now six, and could not believe how much she resembled her and her husband. So she approached the childs mother (or so she thought) about it and I guess she denied it at first, but she evenutually turned herself into the cops for kidnapping...This lady had kidnapped this baby from her mother six years ago and and now the child is in foster care and they just said on the news they r not sure they r going to give the child back to her real parents or not, I can't even imagine seeing a child at a birthday party and find out that it was the baby I thought was dead

 

[joe shmoe]

reminds me of the old joke: "define mass confusion. fathers day in harlem."

have a nice day

 

[Rod]

Sweet, my sister just told the same story...From what she said I gathered that the kidnapper started the fire to take the baby...

 

[Phreezer]

Most of these kids in all honesty are probably better for not knowing their fathers.. Sometimes growing up with a son of a bitch for a Dad is much much worse than growing up alone...

 

[sweettart29]

Sweet, my sister just told the same story...From what she said I gathered that the kidnapper started the fire to take the baby...

I just can't even imagine going somewhere and seeing a six year old and saying omg I think that is my dead kid, and then find out that it was mine, and I might not get her or him back...That would kill me

 

[Bob Smith]

reminds me of the old joke: "define mass confusion. fathers day in harlem."

have a nice day

LOL, thats hilarious! But consider that roughly 70% of black kids are born from unwed mothers, your joke isnt too far from the truth.

Rod, it would make your life a little easier if you put that as your sig line instead of constantly retyping it.

Grizz, you really do have a heart! Must be that philosopher in you.

 

[dolfe1]

Thought this might be relevant.



Who's Your Daddy?

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms:

01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins; child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue, where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad, as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

 

[Grizzly]

LOL. Those are funny. Hopefully, the first one is in jest. I shudder to think someone could really be that stupid.

 

[Chip Bronson]

Most of these kids in all honesty are probably better for not knowing their fathers.. Sometimes growing up with a son of a bitch for a Dad is much much worse than growing up alone...

you beat me to it phreezer. i completely agree with this. it's not the kids' fault mom likes to spread her legs and have unprotected sex with human garbage...

 

[thick]

The bad thing is that I know of two women who had twins with different fathers. I worked with one guy who paid child support for one twin and another guy paid for the other twin. Now how is that for skank

 

[Bob Smith]

The bad thing is that I know of two women who had twins with different fathers. I worked with one guy who paid child support for one twin and another guy paid for the other twin. Now how is that for skank

How is that physically possible?

 

[thick]

fraternal twins there are two eggs. They are fertilized separately. The girl would have to have sex with more than one guy in a short period of time. Normally less than 2 days but most likely be with 2 guys the same day

How is that physically possible?

 

[Grizzly]

Sucks to be the second.

 

[thick]

LMAO no shit.

Sucks to be the second.

 

[Phreezer]

I wonder why they would even test both fathers.. unless of course both children had such completely differant blood types...