Throwaway737679
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I'm having entirely too much fun when I get on a roll like that. You hanging in there aright man? Lol
MESO-Rx
Anabolic Steroids
Okay everybody likes a laugh right?? Here's one at my expense, and obviously I could use some fuckin help. Not sure if this is the right place but...$
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Alright here comes the IT guru. Crypto isn't hard to do, you can do it.
1. Get Coinbase
2. Download Exodus desktop wallet
3. Practice sending small amounts of money from Coinbase to your Exodus wallet
- This will become very easy for you. Click on "Receive" in Exodus and "Send" in Coinbase.
- Copy your Exodus BTC address into Coinbase.
- Just type in the amount and then paste your exodus BTC address and click send.
Now in the future buy funds in Coinbase, send to Exodus, then send BTC to the wallet address of your source. It is important that you do NOT send funds directly from Coinbase to your source. If they detect outgoing funds to any wallet directly associated with "nefarious" activity, then they may freeze your account.
There's plenty of writeups and videos you can reference with a duckduckgo search to follow along step by step to ensure you do this correctly.
I'm good bro. Thanks 4 askin.
Seems the other bro is good too.
Throwaway737679
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Good shit thank you for the plain speak and the retard proof references I'm good to go with the digital coin now but any new info is good info. The biggest question I've had is the best choice of wallet and then the second u answered as well.
How to best handle the coin to avoid red tape, walls or negative attention. Appreciate you brother
No problem!
Essentially if you buy your coins and then send them out shortly after then it will be purchased and sent at roughly the same price. Both Exodus and Coinbase have a easy export features to export your transactions. From there it is just some simple excel work to line up the dates and then subtract the amount sent from the amount purchased. You will wind up with a few dollars of capital gains or losses and report that accordingly. If you aren't holding the assets then you shouldn't have and significant gains or losses.
Another thing to do is not to ever purchase more than $590 per day, bank transactions over $600 per day (even if divided into multiple transactions like $500 at noon and $100 at 2 PM) are automatically "flagged" (this used to be over $10,000 but was reduced in the last couple years, unfortunately).
The IRS/government is doing blockchain analysis on Bitcoin and other cryptos, but they aren't trying to audit people who are buying a few hundred bucks worth of crypto or even a couple thousand in a year. They're looking for people who bought multiple thousands worth and didn't claim anything or claimed very little.
If you use TurboTax then Coinbase transactions can be imported into TurboTax--but if you're sending to an external wallet (which you are) then the "sales"/send amounts won't be in their system so that's why you have to export your exodus transactions and do a little math. As long as you're not buying stuff super frequently this math should take a very short amount of time.
Ask any further questions you may have! I'm here to help.
Idk but I'm having a really hard time trying to read and understand exactly what the hell is going on in here .... like trying to decipher the enigma code over here .. fml
The guy you responded to, he assumes people are followers of MPMD sometimes with good reason and other times cuz he's a clueless ass (when he assumes he makes an ass out of...himself and himself).
PrimoBowling
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You fools are too stupid to figure how to get Bitcoin and you wanna talk about clueless asses?? You people need to inject lithium not aas
T&H
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2nd thread you've made this statement on. And honestly it's a little much to wish death on someone over such petty things.
combover
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I was gonna say this thread was a total waste till I came across this gem.
Hahaha
PrimoBowling
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I didn't wish death on anyone. Lithium injections aid with psychosis. Maybe I should suggest haloperidol instead
T&H
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Even worse, suggesting that is about the stupidest thing you can possibly say. You're an idiot, which is nothing new.
PrimoBowling
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