Pete Sisco told me to ask

[MANWHORE]

How old are you?

I could lower myself to your level and say something like "your momma's like a shotgun. One cock and she blows." or, "your momma's so fat... she's on both sides of your family!" I could say, "your momma's so fat... when she had her portrait made... it had to be an aerial photograph." or maybe, "your momma's so fat... when she sits around the house. She sits AROUND the house."

But I wouldn't do that. Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

OR Your momma is so fat her belt size is equator.

 

[CyniQ]

OR Your momma is so fat her belt size is equator.

HAHA. She's so stupid, I saw her climbing a tree talkin about how their gonna make her a branch manager.

 

[MANWHORE]

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. ..... OR ...Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!