picking up a prostitute??

ramboj70 said:
mistakes happen, good thing I was not rubbing one off, and I dont think anyone was up at that time, thank god, I will be known as the pervert neighbor


You ARE known as the pervert neighbor!!
 
What?

With the number of women out there that are willing to give it up every friday and saturday night, it shocks me that anyone would even consider paying some cracked out whore for sex. Bro, save your money, go to the bar, talk to a chick, buy her some drinks and knock it out for free. Oh yeah, one more thing, just because she is not a crack whore does not mean she is clean. I read an article the other day about AIDS being back on the rise. Please Bro's, take care of yourselves.
 
ramboj70 said:
I say not a good idea bro, she is nasty and plus sticking your dick inher is like a hot dog in a hallway, that has more miles on her then that 1990 pinto you still drive, walk out your door buck ass naked with only a speedo on and your in there, shit its 230 am and I just took the trash out but here is the funny thing, I sleep naked when i cycle makes it eaiser to jack off or roll over and bang the wife when shes home, but I forgot I was naked and walked outside and put the trash can on the curb, I was out there for 5 min naked nothing on, did not realize it until I went back into the house and my dog smelled my ass crack, then i kicked him, I ws like wooooow





HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT DuMmEr FOR READING THAT.

THAT WAS THE BEST RAMBO POST YET.
 
Are you like majorly ugly and fat?

If not, go take some self confidence lessons. You can get them for free, here's how.

Go to your local bar, get friendly with a girl, and ask her advice on how to meet girls. Get to know her, don't just be interested in getting some. Go with the flow.

Girls know other girls. Word will get around. If you are a selfish jerk, forget it. If you want to get to know a girl before intimacy, you can have all you can handle.

Most guys want pro's because they don't want a relationship. Those kinds of pro's are way out of your price league, if you want them clean.

Jo Gunz said:
hey bros im on cycle and i get wood all the time. i broke up with my girl and im not really the player type so i was thinking of picking up a crackwhore and getting anal from her.

any advice? how do i know she isn't a cop? how do i know where to find them? any way i can get a discount because im good looking and because i am a pretty big (muscular) guy?
 
borderbound said:
bro i was training with a few top pro's in the country and i will let you in on a secret they dont use any gh the top guys do 2-3 grams a week of deca , nothing else i swear(cough) but they dont want any one to know or we could all look like ronnie
try this and your sex life will be equal with your sex drive

trust me bro

For the life of me, having read your post 6 times, I cannot figure out what your point is. Was it suppose to be humorous? One of those good old "AAS jokes"? I dont get it.
 
Hogg said:
For the life of me, having read your post 6 times, I cannot figure out what your point is. Was it suppose to be humorous? One of those good old "AAS jokes"? I dont get it.

hogg, you're thinking too hard and completely overlooking the fact that he's an idiot :)
 
sorry for the stupid post bros its just that i just broke up with my girl and im not doing too well, im very stressed out. i didn't plan to actually go though with it i want to try and get back with my ex.
 
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