Polygraph test and juice

[devldawg]

has anyone on here ever had to take a polygraph while using juice? i've never used any other drug, but i know the question about drug use is going to arise. i'm applying to a job that uses a polygraph...i don't want to lie but i know steroid use will not look good to the employer! so my question is has anybody ever been tested...how accurate are they...and any other information about them. is there anyway to pass it or am i screwed? any help i would be appreciated...thanks

 

[athlete0185]

has anyone on here ever had to take a polygraph while using juice? i've never used any other drug, but i know the question about drug use is going to arise. i'm applying to a job that uses a polygraph...i don't want to lie but i know steroid use will not look good to the employer! so my question is has anybody ever been tested...how accurate are they...and any other information about them. is there anyway to pass it or am i screwed? any help i would be appreciated...thanks

well...the only way you might be able to pass it is if you throughly think in your mind as AAS not being a drug. If they ask you about drug use and you say no, and anywhere in your conscience you are thinking "ok i am thinking about aas right now and i just said no" it will probably pick up the activity. if you dont pass that part...ask them for a drug test. chances are it will be for standard drugs, and youll pass with flying colors because it doesnt include juice. good luck bro.

 

[kingmetal]

They can be beat. The data from them is largely inconclusive and not admissable in court, but that doesnt stop private employers from drawing conclusions from the results.
I took one for an employer and beat it. PM me for more information if you would like.

 

[MJM]

Take some anti-anxiety pills.That should do the trick.

 

[MICKEYDOYLE]

anti anxiety pills are not a good idea. they will usually ask you if you have taken anything to prepare yourself for the test. Just as in the way a drug screen will usually test for masking agents.

 

[stretchmarks]

i believe they are suppliments and not drugs. drugs work by themselves and steroids do not. think about it, eat a pain pill,smoke a joint= effects. take steroids and do nothing=no results

 

[twobad]

I took a polygraph 2 weeks ago during a cycle and passed. The direct question I was asked was "Are you currently taking any drugs" not "Are you currently taking any Steriods" . I agree with Athlete, if you can differentiate between the two in your mind you can usually get by it. Hope that helps.

 

[devldawg]

thanks guys for your input. you all have a point about the way you look at steroids. i look at it as a supplement, not a drug...when i think about drugs first thing to come to mind is pot, cacaine, etc. anyway i appreciate the info, if anyone else has anything to add please do so. if anyone wants to pm me about the process or anything please do....thanks

 

[thefallguy]

thanks guys for your input. you all have a point about the way you look at steroids. i look at it as a supplement, not a drug...when i think about drugs first thing to come to mind is pot, cacaine, etc. anyway i appreciate the info, if anyone else has anything to add please do so. if anyone wants to pm me about the process or anything please do....thanks

Hey DevilDawg take it from a DevilDoc that there are ways to pass the test. First look at AAS as a tool or supplement. I was told that some guys pass the test by using products such as Deep Heat, Tiger Balm, BenGay...any cream that heats up. Now this is not a joke and it does make some sence cause the test measures anxiety/stress levels....what you do is rub a generous amount of your cream of choice to your arm pits and groin area. This is supposed to make you very uncomfortable...as I'm sure it does... and it stresses you out so that they can not do a correct test. Maybe worth a try.

 

[Turf Toes]

Check this out: http://antipolygraph.org/

Look at the message board about counter-measures. It did the trick for me.

 

[rob3412]

are u trying to be a cop? im working on going to the academy and we have to do some sort of voice activated lie detector test, some new stuff i guess..

 

[devldawg]

yeah i think it is a voice activated stress test?? something like that.

 

[devldawg]

rob...have you already taken the test?

 

[rob3412]

rob...have you already taken the test?

no, i will soon have a couple of friends who have. from what i hear its accurate, but i know alot of cops who roided up before hand and have taken the test and pass

 

[andruw251]

Hey DevilDawg take it from a DevilDoc that there are ways to pass the test. First look at AAS as a tool or supplement. I was told that some guys pass the test by using products such as Deep Heat, Tiger Balm, BenGay...any cream that heats up. Now this is not a joke and it does make some sence cause the test measures anxiety/stress levels....what you do is rub a generous amount of your cream of choice to your arm pits and groin area. This is supposed to make you very uncomfortable...as I'm sure it does... and it stresses you out so that they can not do a correct test. Maybe worth a try.

the best way to do it is to convince yourself that steroids are not drugs. but in psychology i learned that if you tense small muscles such as squeezing your toes and fingers and tensing your jaw then it will reduce the accuracy of the test by roughly 50%

 

[neurosys]

first, the question is wide open. "have you ever taken drugs" is probably not going to be the question. It would be more along the lines of "have you ever done illegal drugs," or "have you ever smoked mary."

also, just because you fail one question does not mean you fail the test.

a test is a combined measurement of your breathing, blood preasure and sweat glands.

i have taken two tests and one question showed my breathing was off. did they fail me? no, he still said i passed the polygraph. mine was for something very serious and the questions were very precise.

also, they will go over the questions with you before you take the test.

just dont be nervous.

during the test, find and focus on a point. i used his pictures on the wall and counted feathers. he had several bird pictures.

good luck and dont worry man.

has anyone on here ever had to take a polygraph while using juice? i've never used any other drug, but i know the question about drug use is going to arise. i'm applying to a job that uses a polygraph...i don't want to lie but i know steroid use will not look good to the employer! so my question is has anybody ever been tested...how accurate are they...and any other information about them. is there anyway to pass it or am i screwed? any help i would be appreciated...thanks

 

[ramboj70]

rob...have you already taken the test?

some may find this hard to beleive but one year before I was getting ready to get out of the Marine Corps I took one for the DEA, and they ask have you ever used steroids, I said yes, I did was on a cycle at the time, LOL but the only reason I think I passed was because about 3 weeks prior a nave doc gave me a shot right in the groin with steroids, it was to help a nerv and scaring I had from the 5 hernia operations I have had, and in the questions on paper they give had a question on it have you ever taking steroids, I said yes. and medical records reflected the same. so I got lucky, if you think in your mind about using AAS is not ilageal you will be fine, but most people know they are doing something wrong and know there will be a question asked, so they are nervous and when that questions comes up they about shit there pants, start practicing with someone asking you questions and you answering them, try being calm and have them ask questions to you many times all the time in a different order, get yourself prepaired for that question. not sure if it will help but shit what you got to lose. good luck and what job are you trying to get.