Prettiest girl in the world...

Ian Smith said:
Thats it, your both out of my club... The coolest club in the world meant only for COOOOOOOOOOOOOL guys like me..And now Im the only member.. HA!

Ian, you are welcome to join Dolfe's and my exclusive public insulting club. This club consists of members who insult each other the best we can in public but behind closed doors we are the best of friends. The more the merrier.
 
Ian Smith said:
Youre still out of the club... I have to admit,, I ran to the convenience (however the fuck you spell it) about an hour ago,, and i saw this older chick all done up going into this hell hole bar,,, Im thinking about going there and trying to pick her up,,, I bet in a shithole bar like that,, Id be be a hell of a catch for some ole horny gal.

lmao, was that just some random story or is this part of being in your cool club?
 
It depends on what is going on behind the closed doors,,, If its something that involves touching,,, Ill just remain a member of my club... THE COOOOLEST DAMN CLUB IN THE WORLD!
 
Rod said:
Ian, you are welcome to join Dolfe's and my exclusive public insulting club. This club consists of members who insult each other the best we can in public but behind closed doors we are the best of friends. The more the merrier.

Rod you are the biggest mooncricket eating dirt bastard I have ever seen, Ian is just a two eyed two balled toad stool motherfucker. :eek:
 
4'3"... Actually, she was probaly in her 40s... Im gonna go,, Ive been single for a couple of months now and havent gone out or done anything,,, Im hornier than,,,,,,,, uh,,, a really horny something... Later
 
Ian Smith said:
4'3"... Actually, she was probaly in her 40s... Im gonna go,, Ive been single for a couple of months now and havent gone out or done anything,,, Im hornier than,,,,,,,, uh,,, a really horny something... Later

4'3 I didn't know they stack shit that high, ok enough. You're hornier then the two eyed two balled toad that you are. Night fellas, hope you get some Ian, if not you can jack off to Rod's wife in the pic's of wifes and gfs thread. ;) lol
 
Beats the hell out of me,,, I didnt even walk in the place,,, I parked out front,,, opened my door and heard sweet home Alabama playing on the box and that was enough for me..
 
MANWHORE said:
and the hottest body imaginable,but her cookiebox smells like rotten tuna. Would you still date her?
nothing wrong with smelling rotten tuna bros, take it while you can
 
Just tap that shit in the hot tub. Or wash it out in there with your finger real good. Sex is the best after being in a hot tub. No odors cause you've both just been sterilized by some chlorine or bromine. You can lick and suck on every inch of her body no prob.
 
Bro, had the same problem once (or twice).
The nice way is, when your ready to poke her, say something like " Hon why don't we take a shower together first, Won't that be romantic?" Then when you get her in there, scrub the livin shit outa that thing!!! Soap, shampoo, vineagar, any god damn thing! Maybe even shave it clean! (gotta help)
The not nice way, is to tell her she's got a dead rat stuck up there, and F**kin douche, or something! Jeus H. Christ!

JMO, GB
 
Rank pussy is definitely not my fav thing in the world. Unfortunately, I have gone down on several girls with snatch that smelled like tuna and tasted sour. Boy I sure wish they would have warned me first. :D

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It's a smell you"ll come to know and love! Some women do have rank pussy's while others have no smell at all. I think it could be something genetic. When I was 16 I fucked this girl in my parents car. Here pussy stank up the whole fucking place. Even my clothes were rancid. The next morning my dad drove the car to work. When he got home he just looked at me, grinned, and said don't let your mother drive it.
 
public hottubs are one of the most unsanitary places known
Buff Diddy said:
Just tap that shit in the hot tub. Or wash it out in there with your finger real good. Sex is the best after being in a hot tub. No odors cause you've both just been sterilized by some chlorine or bromine. You can lick and suck on every inch of her body no prob.
 
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