Dfaq… What is modified keto then?
I want a COA on you urine for ketones.
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I want a COA on you urine for ketones.
TurboJet
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All right ladies and gentlemen, trolls and tards.
I made my way back to my humble abode as quickly as possible this evening skipping my usual King Cobra 40 with the homies so I could see what kind of goodies came in the mail for me today!
Forgive the poor lighting I'm in my shop bathroom because I'm nasty from work.
Everything was packaged well and if the outside container was damaged it would take some work to see the contents of the package and tampering would have been evident.
As you'll notice the DHB vial is different, little longer, different cap band ECT. Oh you dubious DHB... More in my next post...
I made my way back to my humble abode as quickly as possible this evening skipping my usual King Cobra 40 with the homies so I could see what kind of goodies came in the mail for me today!
Forgive the poor lighting I'm in my shop bathroom because I'm nasty from work.
Everything was packaged well and if the outside container was damaged it would take some work to see the contents of the package and tampering would have been evident.
As you'll notice the DHB vial is different, little longer, different cap band ECT. Oh you dubious DHB... More in my next post...
I wonder why so much effort was put into camouflaging the pill bottles as legit CVS rx's, but the oil vial labels look like a 5th grader's homework. No offense intended, @Primal_Pharma.
DHB...tou need a different kind of vial to hold high concentration liquid lump. I don't know if I'll ever try that stuff again. It's cheaper to just hit myself on the ass cheek with a hammer.
Use it all in good health, hopefully!
TurboJet
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Oh you sweet summer child....
If only you knew....
As far as packing it's ok for me, the labels on the pills I take as a joke.
Well, shit, don't leave me in suspense!
BazzBeat
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TurboJet
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Well while I was examining the vials for crashed gear floaters, and hoping for a personalized shot of gorilla goo or at least a few pubes to enjoy later at the fap cave, I was unable to find any thing special other than some nice looking gear until I got to the DHB!!!
Well I flip her over and low and behold I see this label
Well being an adventurous type and in for a penny in for a pound looks like I'm trying something new!
So off to Chat GPT to find out if I have to butt chug it or shoot the starfish. Chat pulled a few Reddit posts and a TikTok that said not to butt chug it so gotta bang up the ole azz gasket....
Well I tossed it on the warmer and jumped in the shower to clean up my muddy tail since work was very hot and I had to visit the Blue heat stroke shed that's conveniently placed in direct sunlight to minimize bathroom breaks.
After a nice refreshing shower I draw up my Test Cyp shot (250) and psyching myself up for the next shot. Well I draw up a full ML of the DHB and break out the mirror.
I pop a hot squat over it so I can get eye to eye with the ole stink eye. It winked at me a few times so I thought everything was going to be okay, IT WAS NOT OK!
So not thinking I break out a fresh alcohol wipe and apply it directly to my poor starfish and lawd almighty I wasn't ready for that! My azz turned into a ring of fire!!!! I immediately jumped back in the shower to soothe my flaming farter to no avail.
Well after a shower beer my butt quit burning and my courage returned I decided to fore go the alcohol wipe and use my trusty Dude Wipes™. I get everything shined up like a new quivering penny that's accepted it's fate.
So I line up for the jab and send it home and smash the plunger with every ounce of grip strength I had. Thankfully I had the forethought to use a 1" 25ga and not the 1.5" 22ga I prefer. An instant wave of pain and suffering washed over my body. I laid quivering, crying, and bleeding from my rectum balled up in pain on the bathroom floor for 10 minutes.
I'm currently sitting in an ice pack that my nuts are sticking to typing this to warn the other poor souls that might follow the directions like I did.
Well I flip her over and low and behold I see this label
Well being an adventurous type and in for a penny in for a pound looks like I'm trying something new!
So off to Chat GPT to find out if I have to butt chug it or shoot the starfish. Chat pulled a few Reddit posts and a TikTok that said not to butt chug it so gotta bang up the ole azz gasket....
Well I tossed it on the warmer and jumped in the shower to clean up my muddy tail since work was very hot and I had to visit the Blue heat stroke shed that's conveniently placed in direct sunlight to minimize bathroom breaks.
After a nice refreshing shower I draw up my Test Cyp shot (250) and psyching myself up for the next shot. Well I draw up a full ML of the DHB and break out the mirror.
I pop a hot squat over it so I can get eye to eye with the ole stink eye. It winked at me a few times so I thought everything was going to be okay, IT WAS NOT OK!
So not thinking I break out a fresh alcohol wipe and apply it directly to my poor starfish and lawd almighty I wasn't ready for that! My azz turned into a ring of fire!!!! I immediately jumped back in the shower to soothe my flaming farter to no avail.
Well after a shower beer my butt quit burning and my courage returned I decided to fore go the alcohol wipe and use my trusty Dude Wipes™. I get everything shined up like a new quivering penny that's accepted it's fate.
So I line up for the jab and send it home and smash the plunger with every ounce of grip strength I had. Thankfully I had the forethought to use a 1" 25ga and not the 1.5" 22ga I prefer. An instant wave of pain and suffering washed over my body. I laid quivering, crying, and bleeding from my rectum balled up in pain on the bathroom floor for 10 minutes.
I'm currently sitting in an ice pack that my nuts are sticking to typing this to warn the other poor souls that might follow the directions like I did.
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TurboJet
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No offense taken. Well, except by our design guy, who just rage-quit into a tub of Ben & Jerry’s...
Truth is, half the team did come from CVS... the other half may or may not have flunked art class. But hey, we like to keep things balanced. One side screams “FDA approved,” the other says “Hey ma we got chicken or what?"
We’re taking notes though so expect fewer crayon vibes and more “please don’t call the DEA” next batch. Appreciate the honesty!
BazzBeat
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Stephen King, is that you?
Bro, you wrote a great novel. I think you deserve to be awarded at least $100 in credits.
I figured if we hadn’t offended you yet, that sure wasn’t gonna. I have to say, you’re a hell of a good sport.
AlexDavis43
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The guy with the biggest calves I know IRL flexes them by bending his foot up at the ankle, not down like I always did
and they are freaky big
no i will not be taking pictures of his legs to post here
Humble-Beast
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Aw man, yeah, definitely give it a shot. Even the difference between 100 to170g of carbs for me was night and day with energy, strength, recovery and pumps.
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readalot
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You right. I should really call it a modified version of Dr. Mario DiPasquale's Anabolic Diet.
Here's when I was really pushing the protein...
Increasing your muscle mass during a rigorous weight loss diet? - Excel Male Health Forum
Hypoenergetic diet–induced weight loss results in ∼20–30% of mass lost as lean body mass (LBM), with the remaining mass lost from adipose tissue. So normally you can expect for every 10 pounds of body weight you lost to also lost 2-3 pounds of muscle tissue. However, is there a way to avoid...
www.excelmale.com
Sorry, I ran keto for so long it is embedded in my brain.
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readalot
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Going to consider it. Thank you!
Karbolyn.
Humble-Beast
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This shit had me dying bro, much needed. In all seriousness, thanks for taking one for the team, now we know,
TurboJet
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Ok ok ok, for the noobs that see my post about the DHB.
DON'T PIN IN YOUR POOPER!!! Or your dick for that matter.
I put the sticker on there to just have a little fun with everyone LoL.
I pin my next T shot tonight or in the morning so I'll give the Test a shot and see how it goes.
Jano testing isn't in the cards for me due to my current financial situation from my divorce but I'll be getting blood work in 6-8 weeks and will report back on that.
I wasn't quite ready to start my next cycle but I'm running out of excuses now.
I'll run Test and EQ and see how it goes. It'll be a long cycle because I'm not a fan of 12 week ones so it'll probably be 20ish weeks or so and EQ is a long ester so it works with me. Might spice it up about halfway through but that's to be determined.
DON'T PIN IN YOUR POOPER!!! Or your dick for that matter.
I put the sticker on there to just have a little fun with everyone LoL.
I pin my next T shot tonight or in the morning so I'll give the Test a shot and see how it goes.
Jano testing isn't in the cards for me due to my current financial situation from my divorce but I'll be getting blood work in 6-8 weeks and will report back on that.
I wasn't quite ready to start my next cycle but I'm running out of excuses now.
I'll run Test and EQ and see how it goes. It'll be a long cycle because I'm not a fan of 12 week ones so it'll probably be 20ish weeks or so and EQ is a long ester so it works with me. Might spice it up about halfway through but that's to be determined.
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