MESO-Rx Sponsor Primal Pharma - US Domestic

Good for you bro. I just ordered some of your stuff should be here soon . Can't wait to have a taste when I get back on cycle. Your customer service is great and easy ordering. Keep it up bro

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Got another package, and again the delivery was lightning-fast - either USPS suddenly decided to hustle this month, or the vendor’s running some secret LE express lane. And for some reason, there was a new mailman instead of my usual guy. This dude looked like he just finished benching my entire order - veins popping, grinning like he knows exactly what’s inside, and I swear he winked at me like, “Don’t worry bro, we tested this batch ourselves.”
 
Got another package, and again the delivery was lightning-fast - either USPS suddenly decided to hustle this month, or the vendor’s running some secret LE express lane. And for some reason, there was a new mailman instead of my usual guy. This dude looked like he just finished benching my entire order - veins popping, grinning like he knows exactly what’s inside, and I swear he winked at me like, “Don’t worry bro, we tested this batch ourselves.”
Did you run out, drop the trousers, and challenge him to rectus femoris posedown? If not, try it next time.

Shorts around ankles in the front yard or GTFO, :D
 
Got another package, and again the delivery was lightning-fast - either USPS suddenly decided to hustle this month, or the vendor’s running some secret LE express lane. And for some reason, there was a new mailman instead of my usual guy. This dude looked like he just finished benching my entire order - veins popping, grinning like he knows exactly what’s inside, and I swear he winked at me like, “Don’t worry bro, we tested this batch ourselves.”
Alright… you got me. That was me. I figured I’d throw on a USPS shirt, hit a few sets of incline, and hand-deliver the order just to make sure it got the respect it deserved. Had to flex a little, wink included. Part intimidation, part “yeah bro, this batch mf slaps."
Appreciate you noticing the effort. Next time I’ll bring the clipboard and a shaker cup to really sell it.

Did you run out, drop the trousers, and challenge him to rectus femoris posedown? If not, try it next time.

Shorts around ankles in the front yard or GTFO, :D
But unfortunately, no rectus femoris posedown :(
 
Hey everyone,

We know you’ve got choices when it comes to sourcing your gear, but our mission is simple: to be your go‑to, most reliable source for lab‑tested, high‑quality products but also shipped fast and priced right. That’s why starting now, you’ll see a 10% price drop across the board on everything in our catalogue. By trimming our margins and streamlining our supply chain, we’re passing those savings straight to you.

On top of that, we’ve tweaked our bulk‑order deal: instead of having to spend $1,000 to snag that 20% off, you’ll now unlock 20% off on any order of $500 or more. We found that’s the sweet spot where most of you place your bigger orders anyway, so this change should help you stack more product at a better rate.

Recap of the new pricing:
  • 10% off every product, all the time
  • 20% off when your order hits $500 (down from $1,000)
We’re constantly listening to your feedback, and this is just one way we’re working to make Primal even more customer‑friendly. As always, hit us up with any questions or suggestions! Your input drives everything we do.

Appreciate all of you so much, thank you guys seriously.

— The Primal Pharma Team
 
Hey everyone,

We know you’ve got choices when it comes to sourcing your gear, but our mission is simple: to be your go‑to, most reliable source for lab‑tested, high‑quality products but also shipped fast and priced right. That’s why starting now, you’ll see a 10% price drop across the board on everything in our catalogue. By trimming our margins and streamlining our supply chain, we’re passing those savings straight to you.

On top of that, we’ve tweaked our bulk‑order deal: instead of having to spend $1,000 to snag that 20% off, you’ll now unlock 20% off on any order of $500 or more. We found that’s the sweet spot where most of you place your bigger orders anyway, so this change should help you stack more product at a better rate.

Recap of the new pricing:
  • 10% off every product, all the time
  • 20% off when your order hits $500 (down from $1,000)
We’re constantly listening to your feedback, and this is just one way we’re working to make Primal even more customer‑friendly. As always, hit us up with any questions or suggestions! Your input drives everything we do.

Appreciate all of you so much, thank you guys seriously.

— The Primal Pharma Team
Sounds like another desperate attempt… can keep bluffing all you want… shortage of raws… everyone is hiking prices and you are doing non stop sales… oh that’s right alot of finished oils aren’t…
 
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