This sorry ass that I work with is always alone, gets no pussy, then when he starts seeing someone he’s immediately up her ass, like Mr. nice guy bullshit. Like call back and forth all day, clean up her fucking yard, go through hell and high water for bitches that don’t even give a fuck abt him!
So he comes into work one day bitching abt how he drove an hour to some woman’s house and worked in her yard all day, and never once did she offer him a drink or come out to see how he was doing. I asked ,”did you at least get a piece of ass?” He yells back and says “it’s not always about fuckin’, if that’s what we are gonna talk abt then just stop talking rt now!!”
I told him that if he cut her grass and then walked inside and banged her brains out he would probably be getting a phone call the very next morning from her, but his Mr. Nice guy, low testosterone, needy bullshit isn’t working! And don’t tell me it’s not all abt fucking, like you drove all the way to this chicks house an hour away, worked in the yard and sweated your ass off all day, because you didn’t want a piece of ass!! Gtfo of here, it’s just easy to say that now when you didn’t get a piece of ass cause you’re too much of a bitch to just take the shit and be a man abt it! Fucking pathetic! But us testosterone guys are supposedly the insecure ones, hahahahah