Raccoon City - Janoshik Test Reports + Raw Data

[rockyraccoon]

Hello friends. I will be using this thread to post lab results for random things I send to Janoshik. To start off, the results for the @RoidEurope -sourced pharma products that the source offers. The Genotropin results are still pending.

Janoshik Analytical

Janoshik Analytical

Janoshik Analytical

 

[Fattyone]

1. I’m sad there isn’t a source named raccoon city

2. These products are absolute trash

 

[bob357sig]

Pretending to be Pharma no less. Just enough test to make you feel a little, cheap mother F@kers. Thanks for the testing.

 

[Crystal Clear]

thanks for the testing. Obviously fakes, what i dont understand is why they just dont put the correct substance and the correct amount. I mean, the packaging is probaply even more expensive than the raws lol

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

thanks for the testing. Obviously fakes, what i dont understand is why they just dont put the correct substance and the correct amount. I mean, the packaging is probaply even more expensive than the raws lol

Real Indian anabolics. Lol

 

[bighunanballs]

This "Indian pharma" is trash lol

 

[Ghoul]

Real Indian anabolics. Lol

This "Indian pharma" is trash lol

Am I missing something? Where does India pharma fit into any of this? I don't see India anything on Roideurope. In fact, you can see where they're using names that are clearly meant to sound like India brands but aren't.

Some weird stuff going on there. They're using the same "sticker on a white bag" Clen a lot of the Chinese gear brands use. Why fake test by mixing esters when the its so cheap? Just get $5 vials from a place like QSC uses, label and package them. Just weird really low end counterfeiting operation. Could've sold real oils and kept the "pharma" scam going.

 

[Mediawelt]

I said right away that they are fakes. Especially with the Sustanon.
And the guy knows that exactly.
I'm looking forward to his statement.

 

[nightprowler7]

Raccoons live in the trash, and these results are trash

 

[rockyraccoon]

Raccoons live in the trash, and these results are trash

Yes, you are correct. Separating the wheat from the chaff.

 

[nightprowler7]

Yes, you are correct. Separating the wheat from the chaff.

And these guys are all chaff

 

[PiscesMoon]

Thank you for sharing @rockyraccoon .

1. I’m sad there isn’t a source named raccoon city

Same here Got excited when scrolling past this thread title... But! There is actually a USA source named "Umbrella Labs" if that is any consolation. (Complete with the same logo as seen in RE.)

 

[Fattyone]

Thank you for sharing @rockyraccoon .



Same here Got excited when scrolling past this thread title... But! There is actually a USA source named "Umbrella Labs" if that is any consolation. (Complete with the same logo as seen in RE.)

What is RE? At first I was thinking umbrella academy (love) until I read the RE. Idk what RE is

 

[Mediawelt]

What is RE? At first I was thinking umbrella academy (love) until I read the RE. Idk what RE is

RoidEurope

 

[PiscesMoon]

What is RE? At first I was thinking umbrella academy (love) until I read the RE. Idk what RE is

RE = Resident Evil.

 

[Mediawelt]

RE = Resident Evil.

Or so Look forward to the Genotropin.

 

[Cyp180]

Or so Look forward to the Genotropin.

I guess they are also bunk

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Am I missing something? Where does India pharma fit into any of this? I don't see India anything on Roideurope. In fact, you can see where they're using names that are clearly meant to sound like India brands but aren't.

Fine
Pakistan.

It's not pharma, it's their ugl labs that are not regulated

 

[sbtr12]

Fine
Pakistan.

It's not pharma, it's their ugl labs that are not regulated

Ive seen this so many times over the years even from so called reputable sources.

A lot of people say test is so cheap, nobody would fake it. The shit testing occurs too often though IMO and in cases with the 'pharma' amps.

I guess brewing incompetence is widespread.

 

[Ghoul]

Ive seen this so many times over the years even from so called reputable sources.

A lot of people say test is so cheap, nobody would fake it. The shit testing occurs too often though IMO and in cases with the 'pharma' amps.

I guess brewing incompetence is widespread.

Well yeah, poor QA is a thing, even "good" land occasionally eff up too.

But "fake" Test was a real hazard when raws were scarce and prices high.

At this point, the scammers should be buying $4.50 QSC vials, sticking their label on it, put it in a fancy 50¢ box you buy from China, and sell it as "Pharma" for $50.

Hell, I'll bet QSC would do all of that work for you, and even drop ship to your customers.