Screwed up, signed a contract for personal trainer.

[x11]

My normally vacant gym had a promotion day, I would have avoided it that day if I knew.

This hot fitness chick got me to fill out a questionnaire and took my details.....tldr I signed an 8 week contract $60 /week to go on a stupid program with all these stupid exercises I never even seen done before.

This gonna fuk up my training for 8 weeks.

What the hell was I gonna do, she is hot.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Can it be cancelled?
Tell her you thought she was coming on to you and that you feel it was false advertising.

Might get a date out of the deal... Then it would all be worth it... Unless she has a penis... May still be worth it, i don't know? i'd have to see her to make that judgment call.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Unless she has a penis... May still be worth it,

 

[x11]

Thanks, I will ask her if she has a penis.

Come to think of it she had a prominent Adam's apple, but that could be a result of heavy aerobics training.

If she is hot and has a dick that doesn't mean I'm gay right?

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Thanks, I will ask her if she has a penis.

Come to think of it she had a prominent Adam's apple, but that could be a result of heavy aerobics training.

If she is hot and has a dick that doesn't mean I'm gay right?

Nah, you're good!

 

[x11]

Cool, I was worried their for a minute. I ain't no phaggit just cos I fucked some chick with a dick.

You guys are the best.

 

[x11]

Gotta organise some extra hours at work to fund this project.

Got me doing some kind of supplinated lateral raise then rotate shoulders into a overhead press and do the negative in a front raise position....repeat for 30 reps.

Should do wonders for my deadlift apparently.

 

[Kinetic]

Some weird goddamn conversations around here...

 

[x11]

Some weird goddamn conversations around here...

Open your mind brah.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

upplinated lateral raise then rotate shoulders into a overhead press and do the negative in a front raise position.

Sounds legit. Regardless I wouldve signed up too tbh. Do you know how many containers of xyz bullshit supps i have in a bag sitting in a closet? Alot. Those fucking supp companies always get me with that bullshit with a hot AF girl wearing little to nothing....fuck them.

 

[x11]

Reminds, I also bought a T (well two), wasn't gonna but she was wearing one and pushed her lady lumps out and ran her hands around them and said do you like these. I said yes I will have two...she handed me two T's for 20 bucks a piece.

This is man-nipple-ation.

 

[jaymaximus]

Wait in the parking lot and Nancy Kerrigan her. Then when she can't train you, make a big fuss about it and get some money knocked of your membership. Finally go visit her and bring her a get well gift. Have sex with her and after just leave. Dont even put clothes on. She cant follow you, her legs hurt.

 

[MindlessWork]

Well OP, you get bowled over by a hot chick and roped into some $60/week training deal. You might meet other ladies in the training class too LOL.

I do feel your pain as I got hoodwinked into paying $400 for some service contract on all the appliances in my house some years back...and turned out I really didn't need it. grrrrr.

 

[x11]

Wait in the parking lot and Nancy Kerrigan her. Then when she can't train you, make a big fuss about it and get some money knocked of your membership. Finally go visit her and bring her a get well gift. Have sex with her and after just leave. Dont even put clothes on. She cant follow you, her legs hurt.

Pure genius, you should get a Nobel peace prize.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Have sex with her and after just leave. Dont even put clothes on.

Lol

 

[colossus25]

If all my years of lifting have taught me anything its to always be weary of a hot chick at the gym coming on to you. She's either batshit crazy or she's trying to sell you something lol

 

[MindlessWork]

If all my years of lifting have taught me anything its to always be weary of a hot chick at the gym coming on to you. She's either batshit crazy or she's trying to sell you something lol

Many of the chicks in my gym fit the batshit crazy category lol.

 

[x11]

Please kill me, no sooner my contract locked in I find out the trainer is not the hot promo chick......it be a faggy, men's physique twink.


Fuk my life.

 

[johntt44]

Thanks, I will ask her if she has a penis.

Come to think of it she had a prominent Adam's apple, but that could be a result of heavy aerobics training.

If she is hot and has a dick that doesn't mean I'm gay right?

If she has a penis, it would be deception and outright fraud. Your contract would be null and void. Win,win.

 

[JimLahey]

should have got an escort or two for that $$