Heh heh... it's been boring in here lately... so without further adeiu,
Before I was married to my wife, I turned my search for the perfect pud slinging session into a science. Thought I'd share my wisdom with you all, and hear all of the idiotic things you guys have tried too... (geez, what else do you do when your bored!)
To make this short in case everyone is totally freaked out by the subject (yeah right, around here????)...
I imagine most everyone has tried it drunk... and that's great. But if you also have vanilla chewing tobbaco, and 4mg nicotine gum, you get a 'worse than viagra' affect. If you toss in a substance illegal everywhere except alaska and An Arbor MI (don't ask me why, it's only a misdemeanor there, and that's only if you have it in public... having it at home is fine), you can visit other planets.
I'm not advocating this, more or less telling what I did, no matter how stupid it was to do...
So, you smoke weed, get drunk, and use a good pocket pussy, and alternate between the chewing tobacco and nicotine gum, you end up going for hours, and watch out if there is anyone else in the house, because you might scream like a woman at times (which is highly embarrasing, no doubt).
Finding a good pocket pussy was HARD... took me 6 months and a ton of money.
There's tons of details, but mainly to not get sick, make sure you continually hydrate while doing this, because otherwise you'll throw up and hate life for maybe 2 or 3 hours. I had to drink an entire gallon of water, minimum, during this.
It's expensive, but cheaper than a date when you don't have one... I used 12 pieces of nicotine gum eventually, but at first 2 did it (body adapts). I used two pieces in each side of my mouth, 20 minutes max, then tossed em.
A pinch of vanilla chewing tobacco (vanilla has no horrible tobacco flavor like normal stuff... that's all I had for a while til they came out with vanilla), and a tiny bit of water to get it wet, between cheek and gum, makes you hard as a rock and very sensitive. (unless you are a user... then the effects are probably a lot less).
I smoked weed all the way through, but don't make yourself sick. Keep hydrating.
A dvd player helps, and a laptop (two sources of stimulation are better than one) with pictures of the week... whatever floats your boat.
If you want to possibly kill yourself doing this, get one of those egg vibrators and set it under your balls. (only turning it on after a minutes rest as you drink, smoke, hydrate, and put in the chew or gum, and get to showing your dick who's boss).
If you all tell me I'm an amature with this, I'll gladly listen to any super secrets I didn't figure out for myself. But no way would I ever do hard drugs... I know those work, but my way was mostly safe and legal (mostly), and wouldn't get you into prison.
10 minutes of weed and alcohol to start, and then continue all the way through... if I can suggest only drinking water the last half hour, will make it so you can stand up and walk when you are done.
Naturally you have to tailor the stimulation and find the things that trip your trigger (yeah, as though y'all haven't got THAT one down to a science).
Good luck men... this is a serious endeavor, and you must decide whether you are one of the few, the chosen, the... truly disgusting?
Before I was married to my wife, I turned my search for the perfect pud slinging session into a science. Thought I'd share my wisdom with you all, and hear all of the idiotic things you guys have tried too... (geez, what else do you do when your bored!)
To make this short in case everyone is totally freaked out by the subject (yeah right, around here????)...
I imagine most everyone has tried it drunk... and that's great. But if you also have vanilla chewing tobbaco, and 4mg nicotine gum, you get a 'worse than viagra' affect. If you toss in a substance illegal everywhere except alaska and An Arbor MI (don't ask me why, it's only a misdemeanor there, and that's only if you have it in public... having it at home is fine), you can visit other planets.
I'm not advocating this, more or less telling what I did, no matter how stupid it was to do...
So, you smoke weed, get drunk, and use a good pocket pussy, and alternate between the chewing tobacco and nicotine gum, you end up going for hours, and watch out if there is anyone else in the house, because you might scream like a woman at times (which is highly embarrasing, no doubt).
Finding a good pocket pussy was HARD... took me 6 months and a ton of money.
There's tons of details, but mainly to not get sick, make sure you continually hydrate while doing this, because otherwise you'll throw up and hate life for maybe 2 or 3 hours. I had to drink an entire gallon of water, minimum, during this.
It's expensive, but cheaper than a date when you don't have one... I used 12 pieces of nicotine gum eventually, but at first 2 did it (body adapts). I used two pieces in each side of my mouth, 20 minutes max, then tossed em.
A pinch of vanilla chewing tobacco (vanilla has no horrible tobacco flavor like normal stuff... that's all I had for a while til they came out with vanilla), and a tiny bit of water to get it wet, between cheek and gum, makes you hard as a rock and very sensitive. (unless you are a user... then the effects are probably a lot less).
I smoked weed all the way through, but don't make yourself sick. Keep hydrating.
A dvd player helps, and a laptop (two sources of stimulation are better than one) with pictures of the week... whatever floats your boat.
If you want to possibly kill yourself doing this, get one of those egg vibrators and set it under your balls. (only turning it on after a minutes rest as you drink, smoke, hydrate, and put in the chew or gum, and get to showing your dick who's boss).
If you all tell me I'm an amature with this, I'll gladly listen to any super secrets I didn't figure out for myself. But no way would I ever do hard drugs... I know those work, but my way was mostly safe and legal (mostly), and wouldn't get you into prison.
10 minutes of weed and alcohol to start, and then continue all the way through... if I can suggest only drinking water the last half hour, will make it so you can stand up and walk when you are done.
Naturally you have to tailor the stimulation and find the things that trip your trigger (yeah, as though y'all haven't got THAT one down to a science).
Good luck men... this is a serious endeavor, and you must decide whether you are one of the few, the chosen, the... truly disgusting?
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