So what are you guys kegeling?

thick

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I can kegel 2 45 pounders off the tailgate of my pickup. Sucks getting old. Used to be able to kegel an anchor out of the water
 
They say emergency brings out thebest in us all, well when the pickup crashed, and all there was between Fast Food, Chipper, and Dolfe and death was my Cialis enhanced cock, I stepped up to the task. Using an incredible pelvic floor contraction i lifted the wreckage up as the 3 clung to my tunnel like urethra.
 
i don't know much about kegeling, but i do know about kegs. afterall i did take 3rd place in Casefest 2004!!!! 6 hours and 47 mins. representing for the meso bros. i was hoping to do better, if we had weightclasses i would've won, i don't weigh much. i'll get em' next year
 
good replies. Ronin, you definitely have attained kegel master status. Massive is once again tiny kegeler
 
It was all adrenalin Thick bro, I remember very little, the doctors say that is very common in near death cock experiences
 
lol i had a similar experience with my tongue once. It involved 4 female phillipino midget pornstars and a circus clown.
Ronin_ said:
It was all adrenalin Thick bro, I remember very little, the doctors say that is very common in near death cock experiences
 
lol, I must of gotten scammed and fooled. I saved imported midgets i guess. That takes away from the beautiful story :mad:
Whid said:
they quit making midgets in the phillippines ages ago...
 
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