Source Check - Ultimate Pharmaceuticals

[Ozzy619]

Quick story, I've been off of everything for a month or so cuz I'm sterile and the wife and I want a baby. Anyways, getting a hard on has been damn near impossible and my wife is hot! Took a sub-q TNE shot of 20mg and damn...boners all day. Can't stand feeling low and like shit but I will say the TNE is def gtg. On a side note, fuck sub-q injections! Like injecting fire under your skin.

So are we talking instant boner or progressional wood here

 

[Fckit]

So are we talking instant boner or progressional wood here

Also.... Consta-semi or perma-wood?

 

[Ozzy619]

Also.... Consta-semi or perma-wood?

At least you can piss with a consta semi. Perma wood in the morning is the worst

 

[Fckit]

At least you can piss with a consta semi. Perma wood in the morning is the worst

Haha oh the days (or nights) my girl has creeped into the bathroom only to find me down on one knee trying to angle that bastard so I'll hit upper rim just under the lip. #awkward

 

[Fckit]

You know Ozzy.... Sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I'll go take a piss and just look down at what's in my hand and think.... Life's really not all that bad

 

[ocman]

At least you can piss with a consta semi. Perma wood in the morning is the worst

Much easier to piss in the shower...lol

 

[bickel29]

You know Fckit and Ozzy... sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I'll go take a piss and just look down at what's in my hand and think... it's all your fault, you baby batter blasting, poontang loving, tail chasing corruptor of man.

 

[Fckit]

You know Fckit and Ozzy... sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I'll go take a piss and just look down at what's in my hand and think... it's all your fault, you baby batter blasting, poontang loving, tail chasing corruptor of man.

hhahahhahaa

 

[Tren423]

Haha oh the days (or nights) my girl has creeped into the bathroom only to find me down on one knee trying to angle that bastard so I'll hit upper rim just under the lip. #awkward

#normal

 

[pmac928]

You know Fckit and Ozzy... sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I'll go take a piss and just look down at what's in my hand and think... it's all your fault, you baby batter blasting, poontang loving, tail chasing corruptor of man.

I thought my life was over with one child. In a few months It's really over with two that will be less then 2 years apart. (But good in other ways)

 

[Ozzy619]

You know Fckit and Ozzy... sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I'll go take a piss and just look down at what's in my hand and think... it's all your fault, you baby batter blasting, poontang loving, tail chasing corruptor of man.

My dick has cost me more money than I can count and broken many a heart

 

[Fckit]

Oh the midnight Friday crowd... Cracking my shit up. So who's drunk and who's just on tren? Lol

 

[bickel29]

Dang, this thread is where the Meso party is at tonight!

Bunch of pathetic married dudes talking smack about their weiners. Meanwhile, our women are on some chick message board offering up a different account of our sexual prowess!

 

[bickel29]

Oh the midnight Friday crowd... Cracking my shit up. So who's drunk and who's just on tren? Lol

Yes!

Doing tren shots over here everytime I see Fckit's or pmacs avi.

 

[Ozzy619]

Dang, this thread is where the Meso party is at tonight!

Bunch of pathetic married dudes talking smack about their weiners. Meanwhile, our women are on some chick message board offering up a different account of our sexual prowess!

Damn dude you called it, my wife goes between pinterst and babybump and asks me what baby clothes and paint designs I prefer, like I even have a choice.

 

[Tren423]

Oh the midnight Friday crowd... Cracking my shit up. So who's drunk and who's just on tren? Lol

I'm buzzed, gonna have a piss boner in a few hours and I'll be on Tren in the very near future. I suppose I meet the criteria of the recent posts in this thread? Lol

 

[Tren423]

Damn dude you called it, my wife goes between pinterst and babybump and asks me what baby clothes and paint designs I prefer, like I even have a choice.

You've got it figured out Oz. It's so much easier to say "whatever you like babe" (or whichever adjective you prefer). Much easier than an argument IMO.

 

[Fckit]

Yes!

Doing tren shots over here everytime I see Fckit's or pmacs avi.

Speak of the devil! Mine's out of town and just sent a vag pic! Yessssss

.... Going to take a warm shower

 

[Tren423]

My dick has cost me more money than I can count and broken many a heart

A man's worst enemy is the Johnson that hangs/dangles between his own legs. JMO and probably the opinion of many others.

 

[pmac928]

I'm doing snow removal tonight in fucking march. My wife is home probably playing with her dildo. Fucking snow.