spent the day at cocoa beach today

[thick]

I can see it now. Here is how it would go. Rambo drops a beer mug to get jewels attn. When she looks he grabs his penis and adjusts it while gauging jewels reaction. When her jaw hits the ground(in disgust) Rambo smirks and slips her a peek of his leopard panties. Jewel turns around and looks for BS to tell him of the horror she has witnessed. Rambo takes this as meaning she wants him to touch her ass. So he goes over and.................... I have to go. I will let you guys finish the story

Rambo, Id be afraid that youd start all your smooth talkin on Jewel. I wouldnt stand a chance!

 

[Bob Smith]

I can see it now...

Rambo hits on anything female, two legs or not.
Hogg's messing up the tables as he chases the ducks around.
Thick is massaging Gentlestrength on one of the tables.
Phreezer is walking behind the building with some fat chick.
Grizzly is with her (above fat chick) sister.
Sweettart goes into labor.
Big Rob walks around in his white hood.
Rod talks about the intellectual shortfalls of being a minority.
FreakyFreddy is....I dont even want to know.
11 is tell everyone what his favorite fiber supplement is.
VDC laments on Jimmy.
Freddy deadlifts my chocolate fondue fountain.
Pimpjuice brings another of his 18 year old hotties with fake tits.
Jewel tries to keep everyone under control.
And I...I sit back and relish in knowing all my friends are total clowns.

 

[Jewel]

I think that it would be hilarious if all you guys were there. I'd love the introductions. "Hello everyone. These are BS's friends. Yes they are all over 200 lbs. Yes some can lift more than 4 times my weight. Yes they are all teddy bears with big hearts. "

And BS, they're your friends. You'd have to keep them in line or we (particularly you) will have one looonnngggg boring wedding night.

 

[Bob Smith]

And BS, they're your friends. You'd have to keep them in line or we (particularly you) will have one looonnngggg boring wedding night.

If all else fails, Ive still got two hands.

 

[eleven11]

I can see it now...

11 is tell everyone what his favorite fiber supplement is.
.

LMAO fiber. good one Almost as funny as you needing 2 hands. of coarse cub might barrow one ......................11

 

[ramboj70]

LMAO fiber. good one Almost as funny as you needing 2 hands. of coarse cub might barrow one ......................11

it would be the best wedding ever, bunch of test lover horney animals, come on thick I would be on my best behavior, I just like having fun, bob would not even have a chance when I got there, LOL kidding bro I hope me asking when you going to get married made you think about poping the question,

 

[Bob Smith]

I already have throught about it. Since Jewel reads these posts and is standing over my shoulder right now, I really cant say what any of my plans are.

 

[ramboj70]

I already have throught about it. Since Jewel reads these posts and is standing over my shoulder right now, I really cant say what any of my plans are.

LOL pretty funny, what did she say, I bet she said yeh BOb when are we getting married, didnt mean to put you on the spot bro, but funny. I think you should as her to marry you with a thread on meso since you are always on here, LOL

 

[thick]

lmao, better make it all plastic so hogg doesnt break the dishes and phreez and grizz dont break the tables. As for me, I would be massaging gentlestrength with my 036 chainsaw

 

[ramboj70]

lmao, better make it all plastic so hogg doesnt break the dishes and phreez and grizz dont break the tables. As for me, I would be massaging gentlestrength with my 036 chainsaw

i hear you there bro, I will bring mine also,

 

[Rod]

I can see it now. Here is how it would go. Rambo drops a beer mug to get jewels attn. When she looks he grabs his penis and adjusts it while gauging jewels reaction. When her jaw hits the ground(in disgust) Rambo smirks and slips her a peek of his leopard panties. Jewel turns around and looks for BS to tell him of the horror she has witnessed. Rambo takes this as meaning she wants him to touch her ass. So he goes over and.................... I have to go. I will let you guys finish the story

Thick that is f*cking hilarious. I cant remember when I laughed so hard. Until I read the following post by BS.

 

[Rod]

I can see it now...

Rambo hits on anything female, two legs or not.
Hogg's messing up the tables as he chases the ducks around.
Thick is massaging Gentlestrength on one of the tables.
Phreezer is walking behind the building with some fat chick.
Grizzly is with her (above fat chick) sister.
Sweettart goes into labor.
Big Rob walks around in his white hood.
Rod talks about the intellectual shortfalls of being a minority.
FreakyFreddy is....I dont even want to know.
11 is tell everyone what his favorite fiber supplement is.
VDC laments on Jimmy.
Freddy deadlifts my chocolate fondue fountain.
Pimpjuice brings another of his 18 year old hotties with fake tits.
Jewel tries to keep everyone under control.
And I...I sit back and relish in knowing all my friends are total clowns.

Bob, that is precious. Between you and Thick I about pissed myself laughing. For someone who is a total asshole you sure have a good sense of humor.

P.S. I didn't get why Hogg would chase ducks around. I wouldn't put it past him, but I must have missed the reference.

 

[eleven11]

Bob, that is precious. Between you and Thick I about pissed myself laughing. For someone who is a total asshole you sure have a good sense of humor.

P.S. I didn't get why Hogg would chase ducks around. I wouldn't put it past him, but I must have missed the reference.

I think that goes back to the old board. I've heard them talk about it. I guess it was pretty good...........11

 

[thick]

Hogg likes to go through taco bell drive thrus during the middle of the night and chase mallards around. He gets really horny when he thinks about tacos and whatever is closest will be the victim. His last prey just happened to be the innocent mallards. One shit on his foot though so his thoughts of ducks has soured.

I think that goes back to the old board. I've heard them talk about it. I guess it was pretty good...........11

 

[Bob Smith]

Hogg likes to go through taco bell drive thrus during the middle of the night and chase mallards around. He gets really horny when he thinks about tacos and whatever is closest will be the victim. His last prey just happened to be the innocent mallards. One shit on his foot though so his thoughts of ducks has soured.

lmao!! That was a great story!

 

[Rod]

I can see it now. Here is how it would go. Rambo drops a beer mug to get jewels attn. When she looks he grabs his penis and adjusts it while gauging jewels reaction. When her jaw hits the ground(in disgust) Rambo smirks and slips her a peek of his leopard panties. Jewel turns around and looks for BS to tell him of the horror she has witnessed. Rambo takes this as meaning she wants him to touch her ass. So he goes over and.................... I have to go. I will let you guys finish the story

"Jewel turns around and looks for BS to tell him of the horror she has witnessed." Jewel looks all over for BS. But he is nowhere to be found. While Jewel was being the gracious host and greeting her guests, BS slipped out the back door to tell the bros about the latest anal porn video that he purchased. Rambo takes Jewels retreat into remote corners to look for BS as an invite "to touch her ass". Rambo pursues her into a deserted corner where he manages, in his opiod induces stupor to unleash his flaccid inch and a half dick. Then he grabs his little flaccid penis and starts to shake it while he sings "I am to sexy for my bodd... ". Jewel, unaware that Rambo's penis is out because his thumb and forefinger totally cover it, thinks that he is just singing a silly song while playing an air guitar for humorous entertainment. Jewel says "Rambo you are hilarious" and walks away. Rambos feelings are severely hurt.

I got to go to bed someone else pick it up...

 

[Bob Smith]

lol! Poor rambo and his angry inch!

 

[ramboj70]

lol! Poor rambo and his angry inch!

LMFAO, well its not the size that really matters its how hard you slam that angry inch in her, I have great responses that my Inch is awsome, who cares that I am hung like a tic-tac, I still blow that nut