Stockpile Storage

[verylargeshoes]

Now that everybody's built their doomsday stockpile - where do you store all this felonious stuff? I need some ideas.

 

[KapnKrunch]

Nice choice of words idiot

 

[HeatherSwanson]

"Hello fellow steroid enjoyer, may I ask where you keep your illegal substances?"

Alphabet agent confirmed!

 

[verylargeshoes]

"Hello fellow steroid enjoyer, may I ask where you keep your illegal substances?"

Alphabet agent confirmed!

"Where" was not the right word. I don't want to know where your anabolic batcave is located. I'm talking about safes and whatnot. My Amazon box overfloweth. Also, I'd like to keep this away from my kids.

 

[verylargeshoes]

Nice choice of words idiot

Thanks. Like, in what way specifically though?

 

[DECLAN]

this has been discussed for a million times already.

 

[verylargeshoes]

this has been discussed for a million times already.

Got some keyword tips? I did search.

 

[Ghoul]

Stockpile? Why?

I was waiting for the Olympics to end so the market would return to normal like it does every year, but then I got an invite to the super secret Discord server where vendors have everything in stock, freshly made at the secret members only China raws factory, at QSC prices.

Sure glad I didn't "panic buy".

 

[BigDadd7]

Now that everybody's built their doomsday stockpile - where do you store all this felonious stuff? I need some ideas.

I keep mine at 1234 Main St, Anytown USA

 

[canes]

I keep it on my person at all times. Preferably in my anus.

 

[1Megaman]

Prison wallet for me.

 

[verylargeshoes]

Prison wallet for me.

Smart. Keeps it from crashing.

 

[DECLAN]

Got some keyword tips? I did search.

Just search raw storage and there’s a bunch of ideas coming up.

 

[SenorSuperdrol]

Nice try officer.

 

[HeatherSwanson]

I keep it on my person at all times. Preferably in my anus.

If you become a trans woman, you get a second prison pocket .. Or so I'm told

 

[verylargeshoes]

If you become a trans woman, you get a second prison pocket .. Or so I'm told

I think that costs extra.

 

[verylargeshoes]

Just search raw storage and there’s a bunch of ideas coming up.

Ok, gotcha. I only have a couple of 50g pouches of raws; never brewed before. It's mostly vials and bottles.

I was waiting for the Olympics to end so the market would return to normal like it does every year, but then I got an invite to the super secret Discord server where vendors have everything in stock, freshly made at the secret members only China raws factory, at QSC prices.

That sounds perfect, can I get an invite? I assume they have a US warehouse, no MOQ, and offer 100% credit for blind testing.

 

[Ghoul]

Ok, gotcha. I only have a couple of 50g pouches of raws; never brewed before. It's mostly vials and bottles.


That sounds perfect, can I get an invite? I assume they have a US warehouse, no MOQ, and offer 100% credit for blind testing.

Yes, all of that, plus free shipping, money back guarantee, accepts credit cards, and a free kit of Primo 200 with every order since they've got so much of it coming in they don't have room in the warehouse.

It's super secret though and they're keeping the number of customers low, since this is a spiritual calling, not a business and profits don't matter.

He did say the raws shortage is fake, and the only reason prices and availability suck is because of the "unnecessary panic buying" because of "fear mongering" by those suggesting it might be a good idea to stock up.