Highly ecto
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Dude you got it all wrong, women want thick not long!
You better do some girth thickening exercises instead!
MESO-Rx
Anabolic Steroids
Test P/Tren A Cycle - Couch Potato to Jacked Begins now
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You better do some girth thickening exercises instead!
TrenTrenTren
Banned
My thing is, I don't care if they like my dick or not. Usually they do, but I don't give a fuck. Sex is for me, not them.
PROGRESS REPORT:
Order: I have recently put in my steroid order. I have ordered the following:
Test P, Tren A, Mast P, Nolva, Aromasin, Caber, Raloxifene. I am not 100% sure whether I will use the Mast P, but I've bought in case. Will wait and see what tren+test does for me.
Excercise: I have been told that Trenbolone is very intensive on my cardio health. So I have been going on jogs for 20-30 minutes around my neighbourhood in the morning. I have also been using the cardio bike at the gym for 45-60 minutes whilst watching TV shows on my tablet. I am also lifting, but not following any routine as of yet. I'm just trying to get my muscles and tendons ready for Tren as I've heard the added strength from the roids can mess me up if not careful.
Bloodwork: Currently trying to get my bloodwork for free with my national health service. I believe I will be able to get all bloods except for hormones. So I'm probably gonna have to go to Medicheck for the hormones.
If anyone knows what I could say to my doctor to trigger a hormone blood test, I'd really appreciate it!
Research: Currently reading the book Anabolics by Wlliam Llewelllyns. It's a book that explains everything from top to bottom and doesn't expect any knowledge of pharmacology. So, I'm gonna finish this 800 page book before I start my cycle.
To do List:
Order needles and P5P from Amazon and multivamins
Watch YouTube videos on how to pin steroids
Buy a ton of chicken breasts, rice, vegetables
combover
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Are you guys that are replying to this thread bored, or have you not figured out this is all bs?
Slowww
Member
Sometimes when I can’t sleep Cus of the trenbologne I like to watch/participate in troll feeding. On the off chance that OP himself isn’t just a bored troll and is actually the worlds dumbest dip-shit, doesn’t everyone love a good shit show?
Shut up you limp dick bitch
Slowww
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Oh my stars, the mouth on you boy! I can’t shut up, but I can 100% guarantee it ain’t as limp as yours bud. call me limp dicked when you’ve touched a boob buddy and then I’ll have a solid cry about it, ok!
combover
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I hear ya and Ive gotten sucked into shit plenty of times. I just see a click-bait thread title followed by comments like "you just don't want me to use gear, you cant fool me!" And "I just want to look like zyzz"...
This dude has an 8 pager on his hands here and other threads he's working on too, and here my dumbass is running my neck not making the situation any better.
Slowww
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Honestly idk why I even keep clicking on these lmfao except some of it honestly hilarious. As a joke it’s pretty good, like those two posts you quoted, I nearly lost it it’s so silly. Progress report: I bought steroids and jogged. Since my tren is on the way I’d better do a bicep curl, because I don’t want an injury. Troll King of irony. Reading an 800 page book about gear but can’t figure out an lifting split. It’s too good.
You talk real tough for a guy that gets pegged by his wife
Just found a guy on reddit with similiar tren story to me lol. I hope i get better gains this because this is kind of rubbish
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/1o7bon/i_took_my_last_shot_of_tren_today/
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/1o7bon/i_took_my_last_shot_of_tren_today/
Pretty sure tren isn’t a bulking steroid? This dude wants to bulk…
He can do that on just 500mg of test per week, split twice a week @ 250mg to reduce estrogen spikes… and that would be better than the shot he’s listed.
But yo… steroids at 18? That’s… such a bad idea, especially with no foundation. If you had a medical condition which requires anabolic steroids, that would be one thing… but your natural test + eating a lot would give you absolutely GREAT gains in the first 6-12 months…
Trust me bro… stick to natty + eating + protein + creatine. You’ll make those nice gains. Then after a year, feel free to try 500mg/week of test.
He can do that on just 500mg of test per week, split twice a week @ 250mg to reduce estrogen spikes… and that would be better than the shot he’s listed.
But yo… steroids at 18? That’s… such a bad idea, especially with no foundation. If you had a medical condition which requires anabolic steroids, that would be one thing… but your natural test + eating a lot would give you absolutely GREAT gains in the first 6-12 months…
Trust me bro… stick to natty + eating + protein + creatine. You’ll make those nice gains. Then after a year, feel free to try 500mg/week of test.
Slowww
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you too for a guy who is 12-16 weeks away from releasing a manifesto whining about the fact that women, and society not understanding your value caused an spree shooting on a community college campus.
This is fucking brutal, but I’m also getting those vibes from him.
Megadick3000
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Not only are this guys results not particularly impressive, but the after photo is him while still ON the cycle and immediately post workout (hes still in the gym bathroom). Find a photo of him 6 weeks after ending the cycle, when all the glycogen and intramuscular water retention associated with the AAS has worn off. Id bet money he looks DYEL but somewhat leaner than his before photo.
Why such shit results? Because the guy never understood proper diet and training to begin with, ontop of that he used steroids when he had jackall foundation. Steroids are best used to break through the plateau that resides at your bodies natural muscle mass limit or close to it. Using steroids when you have no foundation is practically pointless since you can build that same muscle naturally with just proper diet and training. Your body, no matter how much AAS you take, can only synthesize so much muscle tissue (contractile proteins) in a given span of time. Sure steroids can accelerate that but its not the dramatic acceleration n00bs think it will be. Where steroids excel is two places:
1) when your an advanced trained athlete nearing your maximum muscle limit and only able to gain a pound or two of real muscle a year training naturally (steroids can accelerate this snails pace rate)
2) when you are at your maximum genetic limit and cannot seem to put on any more mass (steroids can raise where this limit is)
All steroids increase glycogenesis, this is the storage of glycogen in the muscles and with it lots of intramuscular water. This makes the muscle bodies swell up, sometimes very rapidly. N00bs misinterpret this as being actual contractile muscle tissue, and think they gained 15lbs of “muscle” in 2 weeks of using steroids, but its not real muscle and most of it will disappear upon cessation of the steroids.
Diet is really easy though. I don't understand how anyone could fail at it. Just find out how much calories you need and all the macros/micros and you are set. Weigh food and cook the same shit everyday.
I've been lifting 3 years. ok not consistently, but still i have rough idea about what im doing and can lift with proper technique and i always go for reps until my muscles give out.
Ninjaturtle2020
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You'll be 30% body fat far before you even see 30 bitches smile at you.
If diet is easy why are you fat with less muscle than the photo you posted originally?
because i haven't been lifting? If I'm not lifting, why would i diet?
Edit-Not like a skinny physique would do much for my sexual life
I got plenty of bitches smiling at me while I had 35% bf… they were all fat, but that’s okay. Beggars can’t be choosers! Bring on the fat white women!
Slowww
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Yeah, when folks tried to offer actual constructive advice and he shut its down with like Edgelord incel theories about why He can’t get laid cus he’s fat and ugly or whatever whatever as rationale, it’s hard not to get those vibes. And people offer really productive advice about worthwhile self improvement.
as people have seen again and again good advice is thrown out, they’re insulted and what actually happened? A kid who clearly needs a reality check, info about training is adding more gear instead of working on mindset and perspective, giving it a go natty for at least a couple months, learning how to train first or even just doing using healthier easier to handle compounds.
