Thane Labs

thane

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Greetings MESO members,

I am owner and operator of Thane labs. We are a US domestic only source with an emphasis on testing and transparency. Our original reason for starting this lab was simply to circumvent the inconsistency of UGLs and thus ascertain quality lab tested gear for our own personal use only. As time passed and knowledge grew, I came to realize that not only could we match but often times surpass the quality of brew put out by some of the most highly acclaimed UGLs we are aware of. It was on the heels of this recognition that the transmutation from private endeavor to public enterprise began and eventually came to fruition. Instead of senselessly talking further I will instead cut to the information applicable to my membership here at MESO.

Quality assurance and quality control are what I emphasize above all else. Every batch of raws is submitted for qualitative analysis (mass spec) before the brewing process ever begins. Dosing is adjusted based on results of the aforementioned analyses to provide as close to an accurately dosed product as possible under the limitations of this system. I want our clients to be able to run our gear without fear or hesitation, knowing that what they receive with each new order will be of virtually identical quality to the last. No grossly under dosed gear, no blaming our suppliers, no excuses. Quality will always fluctuate slightly as this is unavoidable for an UGL, but the fluctuation will be exactly that – slight.

Our intention was to make labels across the board an accurate representation of the amount of active pharmaceutical ingredient (API) actually contained in a given product – NOT simply of the amount of raw material used regardless of purity. We do believe this has been achieved.

However, this has proven problematic for a select few short estered compounds, namely NPP, which simply cannot be brewed to achieve an accurate “standard” labeled dosage of 100mg/mL of API without the use of nasty PIP inducing solvents to hold undesirably high concentrations in suspension. Transparency such as this, to the extent possible, is how we intend to operate for better or worse. We contend that the negatives of withholding or concealing pertinent information from our customers far outweigh any potential positives, both morally and fiscally for all parties involved.

In order to both keep ourselves honest and the end user informed, we have taken a slightly un-orthodox approach to brewing and labeling. Firstly, you will notice lower concentrations than what would perhaps be “average” for an UGL listed on our products both short and long esters alike. That is to make sure there is enough “room” to attain the actual or very close to the actual labeled dosage of active pharmaceutical ingredient (API) in each product without causing the user any issues whatsoever. You will NOT need mega-dosages to grow here! Certain product labels have been altered from the “standard” dosages the UGL market is used to seeing where necessary, which you will be able to see in our product list. There is a small margin of error due to the inherent inaccuracies of the type of mass spectrometry testing we have secured privately, but it is likely no more than +/- 5%. We aim to end up slightly over rather than under.

I’ve provided an example to illustrate how reasonably accurate dosing is achieved for those who may be confused as to what exactly the above entails. Let’s presume a given batch of Testosterone Enanthate tests at 90% purity.

To obtain a dosage of about 250mg/mL of active pharmaceutical ingredient (API) the following amount of raw material would be used per mL

278mg x .90 (representing purity) = 250.2mg/mL API

It’s that simple. Purity values of raws used will fluctuate within an acceptable margin, but NEVER will “bunk” or grossly underdosed product be sold. Raws that do not fall within this accepted margin have been and will continue to be disposed of.
 
Obviously a source posting his own tests proves nothing, so I have decided to incentivize individual member testing accordingly.

All credits may be redeemed for an entirely free order or a discount on your next order. The choice is yours.

For the period of 11/30/14 – 12/10/14 there is no minimum order!

LABMAX tests – Members may submit video footage of LABMAX tests performed for a $100 credit. Limit to first 10 members who post results and one credit per person. Video must be unedited and have sound enabled. The LABMAX ampules must be opened on camera. The vial from which the gear comes from must also be opened as well as drawn from on camera in one continuous shot. I would like to point out a mistake I see many make and myself have made when using LABMAX on oils – do not put too many drops of oil in the testing ampules! This test is extremely sensitive. You should only need to drop about one to two droplets into each ampule to get a full reaction. Placing too much oil in the amps seems to “drown out” the fluorescence on certain compounds and thus ruins the test. The same requirements listed below regarding MESO account membership must also be met – no new accounts!



Bloodwork – First 5 members to PROPERLY submit bloodwork running our Testosterone Enanthate will receive a $300 credit. Members willing to get bloods at both 24 and 48 hours post-injection, or something similar to these times at least, will be given a $500 store credit. DO NOT RUSH THE TESTING! If you happen to be the 6th or 7th member to submit bloodwork by only a few days, you will still be compensated! Getting bloods drawn too early will give a low reading and you will not be given the credit for doing this! If you are worried about not making the cut-off, simply contact me. I will work with you. I don’t want anyone getting bloodwork pre-maturely.

Tentative requirements:
- MESO members are free to add, remove, or otherwise amend the given requirements from this list via group discussion in this thread. MESO gets to dictate the ideal testing protocol, not me. This is simply to get the conversation started.
- Accurate TT must be shown and not be capped at 1500
- Cycle start date, all compounds being used, and injection protocol must be clearly defined
- 5.5-6 weeks should be given before drawing bloods
- Stats must be included. I recommend spoofing your age by 1-3 years for security reasons. (age, height, weight, bodyfat, etc. )
- Time down to the hour that bloods are drawn from your last injection must be included. I do not want to see “about XX hours” or something along those lines. You must be precise – try to be within about an hour if possible. Keep records please! The most desirable time from pin to drawing bloods is up to MESO members to deicide upon.
- If possible, please consider pinning glutes prior to testing. In my personal experience it has made a small difference ( TT testing slightly higher @ 24 hours, never tried 48 hours ) but this should be treated as purely bro-science and is only a modest recommendation - not a requirement.
- Brand new accounts posting will not be recognized for credit or legitimacy. I do NOT employ shills. This is my only account on this forum. You do not have to be a well-known member or even an “active” member to participate, but you must have had an account here at MESO for at least 1 month and a history of participation in sub-forums. If an account is newer than one month only, I will consider allowing participation if the member in question has contributed actively on alternative MESO sub-forums ( not underground ) since account creation. You may not create an account just to participate in this! This is for genuine MESO members only.
 
Contact: thane@countermail.com
T/A: 2-6 business days AFTER payment is confirmed
Payment methods: Bitcoin, WU, MG. Bitcoin is preferred!
Shipping cost: $10 flatrate
Minimum order: $150 (subject to change)

Tracking numbers will not be given unless there is an issue with your order! Please do not ask!


INJECTABLES

Testosterone Enanthate 250mg/mL - $45

Testosterone Propionate 100mg/mL - $25 ( Out of stock )

Trenbolone Acetate 75mg/mL - $50

Nandrolone Decanoate 200mg/mL - $50

Nandrolone Phenylprop 75mg/mL - $40

Boldenone Undecylenate ( EQ ) 200mg/mL - $50




ORAL CAPSULES ( 50 count min )

Dbol 25mg - $1.25 each



All injectables are made with GSO, BB, and BA only. Lower than average amounts of BA and BB are used in most products.

Prices are subject to change in the future.
 
More products will be added as soon as possible. Multiple unsatisfactory test results have delayed expansion of our line-up. I expect Test Prop to be back in stock in 1.5-2 weeks, the most recent batch was severely contaminated and thus is being replaced.

If there is anything I have failed to elaborate upon to your satisfaction please feel free to ask. I generally will be logging in twice a day (weekends excluded) to keep up with the board. I will not be making an effort to keep up with PMs, if you want to get in contact with me please use email instead.

Pictures will be up soon.
 
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1. Pics and description of brewing process. (Sterility equipment is a must)

a. Pictures MUST include your lab name with the date
Coming in next post.

b. Pictures will be taken from multiple angles
Coming in next post.

2. Communication.

a. Secure email is required. (Safe-mail will not be permitted)

Requirement met.

b. PGP encryption is a MUST

Requirement met.

3. Full disclosure.

a. Who are your reps/shills?

No reps or shills.

b. Do you have any other handles on Meso?

This is my only handle on Meso.

4. Testing

a. Source will donate products and pay for Mass Spec testing

Please see above. I am not donating free products but have offered a reasonable alternative.

b. Random testing and blood work should be compensated accordingly with store credit

Store credit is offered for bloodwork and LABMAX testing.

5. References.

No references.

a. Do you source at other boards? If so, where and for how long?

I do not yet source at other boards. This is subject to change pending on volume of orders received from MESO.

b. Source may be grandfathered if they’ve had years in good standing and are vouched for by respected members. Item 4b. Will still apply to these sources.
N/A

6. Sources limited to one thread pushing their product.

This is understood.

7. If source has a website, it MUST be hosted outside the U.S.

I do not have a website.
 
“Why come to MESO when there are significantly easier boards to source on? Are you ready to handle the amount of business MESO can bring you?”

MESO is one of the few major boards which enough informed members call home - in my opinion anyways - for there to be an understanding and/or appreciation for my approach with testing & labels. This is also one of the few (perhaps only) boards where I’m actually willing to put my faith in the hands of it’s self-regulating community to actually get bloodwork done correctly. There are both extremely hostile and hospitable elements here, but I feel the latter far outweighs the former.

I’m very cognizant of what can and cannot be handled in terms of volume within the prescribed parameters of our current system. If product is not already tested, brewed, and labeled ready to ship then it effectively does not exist. Potential payments for what really is a pre-order will never be taken here, and if a logistical error is made responsibility will be assumed in full. The stated T/A is not an estimate; it is a guarantee – holiday seasons permitting. The purpose of a business is not just to create but also to keep a customer. Our model is not designed to market to the masses with reason.
 
Everything sounds too good. With all the credit for bloods and labmaxs. Would like to see some pictures so I can tell there is a real product.
 
You know way too much about our board, member status, how things work and even a history of
excuses commonly used by sources here. I call bullshit and say you have either been a member here or have been studying this board quite intently for a period of time and targeted it for an unknown reason. The latter clearly says you have been around the online source game for a while and this most definitely is not your first run. So which one of our previously failed labs are you sir. I must say you come with intellect and tactics not commonly seen with these two bit ugls but that tells me one thing, you are a slick talking car salesman type and you are very suspect.
 
Pics?? Do you have any shills of a payer representative thats gonna chime n here soon and tell us how ohh soo good this gear is
 
Added first pic to show I was not lying about forgetting the date the first time. A few more incoming.
 

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You know way too much about our board, member status, how things work and even a history of
excuses commonly used by sources here. I call bullshit and say you have either been a member here or have been studying this board quite intently for a period of time and targeted it for an unknown reason. The latter clearly says you have been around the online source game for a while and this most definitely is not your first run. So which one of our previously failed labs are you sir. I must say you come with intellect and tactics not commonly seen with these two bit ugls but that tells me one thing, you are a slick talking car salesman type and you are very suspect.

You are correct in that I did study how this board, and several others for that matter, work before opening. I adjusted how I would re-imburse people for testing based on what I thought you would all like to see I do not deny this at all. In my opinion, it would be foolish not to know your audience.

I understand trust is earned not given and frankly NOT being skeptical would be stupid in this market. The reason I know what people want is because this is what I personally always wanted to see from a source while I was a consumer. Unfortunately, there's no way I can prove it except with time.

If anyone has any ideas or suggestions besides what has already been presented I'm all ears.
 
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