AirBorne said:
hey fast food....it's AirBorne's GF. alright so tell me about this thumb thing cause you got me wondering
Well my lovely soon to be recipient and proud winner of the Peoples Choice Award, let me explain to you how it began and a couple variations of it.... Sit back and enjoy the ride sweets.
You see.... it all began back in college.... I lived in a party house with some fraternity brothers and we had parties allllll the time with drunk little freshman girls there and other females too for the picking. I guess these little naieve retarded ass freshman ladies think "wow being pres. of a fraternity is biiiig" when really it aint all that. so they would come up and be like who is your president? and people would tell them... they would come up to me and wanna bang.... so it got old real fast cause it was steady ass.... 4 different ones a week at some points.... well i really wanted to bang one of these freshman cause her body was unbelieveable.... the biggest roundest, most retund ass you'll ever come across with a chest to match.... mmm she was tasty. well i gave her the "tour" of the house that, of course, ever so convieniently ended with my room as the last stop.... so after she played with my puppy that always got the women to want me more.... we get down to business.... well i'm bangin her out with drunk dick (which the fellas all know is the best cause we are porn stars like no other) and i mean i got her in every move you can think of, cross faced chicken wing, doggy style face up against the wall, reach arounds whatever.... BUT SHE STILL SUCKED.... so I had already set up a video camera for this one too.... (cause thats the kinda guy i am) and i was getting real bored with her at this point... I had her in a doggy style position and happened to look down of course and i see her brown eye screaming at me... "fast foooood, fast foooood, come get meeeeeeee" being the exhibitionist that I am, I could not disappoint..... I said hmmmmm what can i do... fuck it i'll shove my thumb up her ass...... i dont care about her and if she sucks this bad then who cares.... so I put my thumb in my mouth.... lubed it up real nice.....gave a thumbs up to the camera..... then i started thrusting her real good so she would be concentrating hard on it.... and ohhhhhh boyyyyy here we go!
I took my arm back like I was doing tricep kickbacks and
WHAM!@#$!!#$@ I shoved that mastadon of a thumb so far up her fuckin ass i was grabbing ahold of her lymphnodes and tickling her madula oblangada! she was trying to yell but my thumb was in her damn throat muffling the sound... all you could hear was a little squeal.... she recieved a colonoscopy and she liked it! when she was done and she wanted to yell at me i told her to take a hike... yeah and thats right, she limped her ass out of my room and made the walk of shame on back to the dorms where her sorry sexless ass belongs! HOW DARE YOU not be able to fuck and look that good! a waste of a badonkadonk!
let me calm down now and regress..... that was one variation of it... you see whenever i would bang a girl and didnt care about seeing her again, she got the violent thumb.... well now lets get to how the name originated. you see, i had mentioned that i had been getting a lot and my roommates knew it cause they could hear it.... so they would always ask when i got downstairs, "you hit it? yeah? good or bad?" so we were sitting down there for our morning watching of WWF or WWE whatever.... and the ever so popular figure, "THE ROCK" was on there.... oh man did he just drop a vicious of a PEOPLES ELBOW on this guys chest. "OOOOOOOOOhhhh" came over the crowd and I say.... "daaaamn... come to think of it.... hey guys I gave that girl the peoples thumb last night" they started laughing their ass off and had no idea what i was talking about.... so i told them the story. [o from then on it was everyones goal to get this done. When I traveled to cancun... i met a conchita and we got down as well.... she recieved the peoples thumb as well and thats when the peoples thumb became the most explosive move heard round world.... it had made a big hit internationallly!!!!
I got to see some other things.... it seems as though women love it when i'm in the process of eating out their cho cha's that i lick their ass as well.... they like their salads tossed.... so this sprung something in my head... i seem to always think with my thumbs.... I said maybe they will really LIKE the peoples thumb as well.... so thus the second variation of the thumb was born. when i'm going at it doggy style these days.... i do the regular lubation of the thumbation and instead of being a ramathorn in their ass, i play with it a little bit, tickle it some, move the stink nuggets out of the way and kinda give them a warning of what great honor is about to come their way and add to the already spectacular sexual show that they are recieving..... and then i go at it... doggy style with the Peoples Thumb (TM) in their ass..... they love it. It has become very popular nationally.... so much so that i purchased a website that is currently not up and running but i own the rights, and trademark! My buddy just bought a jeep and is getting a huge thumb like the one in my avatar painted on his spare tire casing and The Peoples Thumb at the top and Thumb The Bum at the bottom of it.... there already is a clothing line out.... I have visors and hats now... and shirts are coming very soon. You as a woman Mrs. Airbourne need to take this as huge honor and spread them wide and enjoy the best experience there is to enjoy.... Please post your story of your experience once you are knighted.
I have spoken....
Dr. Thumbs
P.H.D.
Peoples Thumb Ltd.
paging pt, mr pt
