Last night we were partying hard on Xmas day. We drank everything, no alcohol left at all, so my brother ran me to the store. I grabbed a bunch of dueces of keystones and walked to the counter where the Indian guy was working the register.
As I went to run my debit card I looked him in his eyes as seriously as possible and I let out the longest and loudest fart ever!! Think John C. Reilly type fart from the movie stepbrothers . Then I winked at him. Hos face was expressionless as was mine. I made a moment out of it. My brother fell on the ground laughing in the gas station and the guy finally yelled "YOU GO, YOU GO NOW, YOU LEAVE STORE!!!"
Hahahahaha, fucking funniest shit ever
As I went to run my debit card I looked him in his eyes as seriously as possible and I let out the longest and loudest fart ever!! Think John C. Reilly type fart from the movie stepbrothers . Then I winked at him. Hos face was expressionless as was mine. I made a moment out of it. My brother fell on the ground laughing in the gas station and the guy finally yelled "YOU GO, YOU GO NOW, YOU LEAVE STORE!!!"
Hahahahaha, fucking funniest shit ever
