Thick got lucky this weekend(sheriff)

thick

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As some of u r aware I have had a bad run lately with lots of interactions with cops. So far all have came out pretty bad but could've been worse. Sunday takes the cake. I was coming back home from my parents Sunday morning. I had to leave early b/c my son had a wrestling meet. Well my boy wants to start lifting so I took a friends truck to my parents so i could bring my old plastic weights(that i used as a kid) back home with me. This truck is a piece of shit. Hasn't been registered since july of last year. No brake lights no signals. Other than that it is perfect for hunting, cutting wood and nothing else. Well the first 40 miles went good. I saw as many tractors as I did cars(1 of each). Than it happens. I sheriff driving a new F150 extended cab gets up on my ass. He pulls me over tells me i am going way too fast blah blah blah. Than asks for insurance. Of course there isn't any. He comes back with his ticket book and tells me i need to get in the truck with him.(at this time I am about 25-30 miles from home). When i get in there the dispatch says we just towed one not registered since august. cop shakes his head. He tells me I was going over 80 on straightaways and over 90 downhill and he had a hell of a time catching up to me. I tell him i am in a hurry for my sons meet etc and that the speedometer just bounces back and forth due to the oversized tires and figured i was going 65 or so. Also, i told him i was trying to pace myself using the clock and mile markers lol. Now here is the funny part. I had a deer head that I had mounted a few years ago in the truck with me. He asks me where i got it mounted. I tell him and he is like that is where i got mine. He than sits there again and there is silence for what seemed like forever. He shakes his head again and kinda moans and goes if I write this ticket they r taking your license and we are supposed to tow that truck anyways. Than he just says good luck getting home. if a trooper gets you the truck will be towed. I step out and he is gone. To the county sheriff I must give a huge thanks. Nice old boy that let this guy off of some serious shit. I will take his house off of the halloween must do list lol
 
Glad to see your luck change a little! "Using the clock and mile markers!" lmao! Thats classic!
 
I HOPE thats how it went down.... we don't want to read on CNN, "Father gives county cop head to get out of ticket" That would be a tragedy! haha


dont get all pissed Thick!
 
lmao, what were u implying than chippy? Look how quick the others(hogg and fast food) jumped at your insinuation. My version is exactly how it went down. I really thought i was in trouble when he come up to me and said do i know you. I was like nope(the only way he could know me would be in a bad way). I still don't know where that dude hides his bigass truck. About two months ago i was flying down the same hwy in my firebird. I see a truck catching me so i slow down. He gets on my ass and when i get in town i whipped into a gas station and he went on by. so two times now he has been hid somewhere that I couldn't see him and this is rural country i am talking about. Not sure if he is using a ground blind or what lol
 
yeah yeah yeah, i guess my subject line could sound like i scored with a sheriff. U have a pm chip
 
Chip Bronson said:
you sure that's how it 'went down' thick?... :p


LOL you beat me to it chip, when he said "i had to get into the truck with him" i was thinking the same thing..

Well its about time you got lucky Thick.. ;)
 
thick said:
Now here is the funny part. I had a deer head that I had mounted a few years ago in the truck with me. He asks me where i got it mounted. I tell him and he is like that is where i got mine. He than sits there again and there is silence for what seemed like forever. He shakes his head again and kinda moans and goes if I write this ticket they r taking your license and we are supposed to tow that truck anyways. Than he just says good luck getting home. if a trooper gets you the truck will be towed. I step out and he is gone. To the county sheriff I must give a huge thanks. Nice old boy that let this guy off of some serious shit. I will take his house off of the halloween must do list lol


Damn Thick thats all it took was give the law a lil head and you walk huh? I bet you take ur mounted head with ya everywhere ya go now .LMMFAO

Sry man but you were wide open for that and i know what ya meant cause i do alot of hunting myself i just hit a dry spell this season cause ive been using a compound.


FTW
 
yeah i did leave myself open for all the shit being tossed my way. How is crossbow hunting? They r illegal here. I love bowhunting. If i could ever get my pics off my camera i would start posting some deer I have shot
 
thick said:
yeah i did leave myself open for all the shit being tossed my way. How is crossbow hunting? They r illegal here. I love bowhunting. If i could ever get my pics off my camera i would start posting some deer I have shot

Last season i nailed a 6 point buck from a tree stand but aint seen nothing but doe's this year and what bucks i did see was too far for a shot .


LoL next time u get pulled first thing you do is grab your deer head and run around the car like Al Snow use to do on wrestling.


FTW
 
OR like tommy boy and the bees lol. I misread your first post. you are using a compound not a crossbow correct? I used to bowhunt all the time than being in college for so many years set that back but this year i am starting up again. what state you hunt in?
 
Hogg said:
SFOTFS (spit food on the f*cking screen) ...."chippy"......oh that was a riot :D


oh c'mon hoggie... lol you're just jealous he doesn't have a pet name for you... :p dude, do you have gastric reflux or something? you sure spit up a lot don't you. ;)
 
yeah, when hogg was a hogglet his relatives learned not to wear nice clothes b/c of the milk bath he gave each one of them down their shoulders when he was held
 
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thick said:
yeah, when hogg was a hogglet his relatives learned not to wear nice clothes b/c of the milk bath he gave each one of them down there shoulders when he was held



HA HA HA, i better stop reading these posts, the people here at work are going to wonder why I am laughing out loud! on second thought.... fuck em!
 
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