Things you didn't know about Canada!

[CdnGuy]

The last 2 years I have witnessed many stereotyped or uneducated beliefs about Canada by my American brothers. So this thread will help info you on facts about Canada you may not have known. Fellow Canadians please contribute and help our American brothers learn.

First Canadian fact lol

Homer Simpson is Canadian!:

 

[Jak3d]

We have the hottest women... At least in Toronto. You can walk downtown and find a supermodel from every race.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Ive heard the hottest chicks were in Ft Mac tho

 

[MindlessWork]

And I hear about bagged milk and "Canadian Bacon"...what's up with that?

 

[Riz]

We all don't live in igloos.

 

[CdnGuy]

We have the hottest women... At least in Toronto. You can walk downtown and find a supermodel from every race.

Facts brother that subjectively speaking lol But agreed I've been Toronto and yes they have some fine ass women haha

 

[MindlessWork]

We all don't live in igloos.

Guess that crushes one myth that Americans (like me) hear about you Canucks...

 

[ickyrica]

'Massage Plus' massage parlors offer a 'plus' service in the St Catherine St. area of Montreal. Fact.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Things ive understood:
Canada is the most polite country in the world.
Molson beer flows like water.
Hockey is life.
Bacon and Maple syrup with every meal.
Jails have carpeting in cells and are "nice"

 

[CdnGuy]

Ive heard the hottest chicks were in Ft Mac tho

Hmmmm head up there man then try and say that lol If they are remotely good looking you gotta pay for those ones

 

[Jak3d]

Facts brother that subjectively speaking lol But agreed I've been Toronto and yes they have some fine ass women haha

Nope it's fact and you just proved it lol

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Mullets
















Everywhere

 

[CdnGuy]

Mullets
Everywhere

Example and the reason^^^^ for this thread! Lol

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Nah canada is cool. I spent 3 years in the GTA. Expensive place to live

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Hmmmm head up there man then try and say that lol If they are remotely good looking you gotta pay for those ones

Ive heard plenty of war stories from guys i know that worked up there....i have an idea of how the struggle is up there.

 

[Jak3d]

Your new president might have been Canadian if Ted Cruz won the nomination.

 

[CdnGuy]

Canadians love to say 'sorry' so much, we had to make this law - The Loop

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

And that Molson dont fuck around. Its not the same recipe they sell us in America. In Toronto its delicious and dont make the mistake of comparing domestic beer with canadas. Their stuff is more potent

 

[tweek]

How us Canadians rob the liquor stores

 

[ickyrica]

First trip to Montreal...

5/6 Molson XXX @ like 10% or something like that @ 18 yrs old....

Stood up to piss and almost fell over!!