Tinder, and your successes with it!

Do you know how creative you gotta be to make 21 yrs of sex with the same woman still very interesting?
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Hahaha! I was just going to say after your amateurs comment... Trukker... experience of over 20 years with ONE woman... find out his secret how he keeps her happy!

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Hahaha! I was just going to say after your amateurs comment... Trukker... experience of over 20 years with ONE woman... find out his secret how he keeps her happy!

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Yeah, he bought her a hitachi and sibian.

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I ain't proud but all summer I went nuts on tinder :oops: stories galore too.

First girl I ever met on tinder wanted to go 4x4ing she knew this nice little honey hole we went and then I got fucking stuck and she said everyone gets stuck there then suggested we hop in the back while waiting for her friend to come and tow us out... Ya that sounded like a terrible idea to me I didn't care how hot she was I got out grabbed my rescue kit and rigged up a pullie system to tow myself out then dropped her off after getting road head on the way home said I'd message then deleted her off tinder.

Protip never give out your actual number just use the app lol.

Couple solid success stories though, met a girl 9/10 she said she was super religious during the date so I said whatever she's hot and smart I'll just let it be had a solid date at the end of it she asked if I wanted to come in and I wasn't down to just cuddle my night away I'd rather sleep so I said its late I should go she grabs my crouch and said that's the only answer that was getting you laid tonight... Eman is right the religious ones are down for anything! Father was a pasture and she works at the church too lol.

Met a girl I was dating for a few weeks unreal sex I was on tren then she was telling me how her friend kept getting one pump chumps and asked if I could give her a fun time so I was game then that turned into a 3some after a few times to streamline it:D she got crazy and clingy so I bounced.

Current girlfriend is from tinder too but it's a serious relationship now, she's a 10/10 working on becoming a doctor so crazy smart.... Also was very innocent and that's over with she's game for everything and has ideas I've never even thought off:cool: couldn't have asked for a better woman right now to be honest
I give them my snapchat.... That's easiest. That way they can send pics and I can make sure they're real before I trim my pubes.
 
Who uses Tinder? This shit is OUT of control, seriously! I have been able to line up a new girl (when I want to, or am free) ever night for the past 3 or so weeks while using this app! It is wild!

Post your pictures, horror stories, success stories and whatever else on this thread!

Here's my first horror story:

Talking to this girl, who is INSANELY hot... We agree to meet up. About 30 minutes before that she hits me up and goes "Um, I'm 10 weeks pregnant with my ex's kid." Being this sick deranged fuck I am, I asked her to send me a picture of her stomach so I could see if she looked pregnant, haha! She didn't, and I figured "Shit, I can't get her pregnant twice." So, on we go.

She's about 10 minutes away at this point, texts me again and goes "Hey, I never tell anyone this, but I feel like I should tell you, I have genital herpes..." Considering the fact I luckily do not, I was out.

Well, that's my horror story, I'll blur out the faces of some of the nasty and dirty girls who send unsolicited nudes in time, too!

Ha ha ha. Fucking unreal. Give her props for being honest. It wasnt tinder but had lunch with a girl who told me she had it but wasn't contagious. No, I didnt. She was actually a fox too:(
 
I give them my snapchat.... That's easiest. That way they can send pics and I can make sure they're real before I trim my pubes.
Ya I usually got their snapchats, to this day I still get regular photos from some bikini chick of her in bra and thong damn near everyday, I've even told her to simmer down on it but nope daily snaps.
 
I use to be addicted to tinder and Pof. Going on 6 months with one girl now. I've always had mad respect for the guys that can't stick with one women for a lifetime.

this one girl off there just came to my hotel room one night. we're just hanging out watching some tv. Than she goes to the bathroom and comes out in her underwear. I'm like ok than.... when I bend her over I see that she has nastiest hairiest butthole on the planet. the rest is history. I wish I remembered the good ones as much as the bad ones.
 
I use to be addicted to tinder and Pof. Going on 6 months with one girl now. I've always had mad respect for the guys that can't stick with one women for a lifetime.

this one girl off there just came to my hotel room one night. we're just hanging out watching some tv. Than she goes to the bathroom and comes out in her underwear. I'm like ok than.... when I bend her over I see that she has nastiest hairiest butthole on the planet. the rest is history. I wish I remembered the good ones as much as the bad ones.

Well that's bad. I boy was at a club and brought a tranny home. Had no idea till he went down her pants.
 
When POF and Tinder first came out I had a field day for "hook ups". Tinder was originally just for that "hooking up" with someone close by.Now last i checked (a year ago) it's a bunch of prudes wanting a LTR...no thanks lol
 
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