legendary
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But having a alpha chick on the back burner is a nice break from always being the boss.
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Tinder, and your successes with it!
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Ozzy619
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Did she at least let you play with her butthole? If you answered no then you made the right decision by cutting her loose. Pretty can never fix boring.
No. She wasn't in to it.... Which, is okay for me. I'll do it, but it's not my favorite thing on earth. I dated a girl who loved it, so it burnt me out.
Ozzman, I miss you around these parts! Where you been man? PM me.
Ozzy619
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Yea it definitely has to be super super clean and over rated once u get it on the reg. It must have been beyond vanilla then, like some straight missionary make love bullshit. Fuck that.
I have a fetish for those vanilla girl. Love to turn them into slut 
but not all of them will be turned into one... those just run as far away as you can. Not worth the effort, doesn't matter how good looking they are.
Plus most of the best fuck I had were with average girls. Like 7-8/10. So screw the bimbos and give some dick oh noes I meant love... to those poor normal girls, they will be so thankful you will get whatever you want from them
but not all of them will be turned into one... those just run as far away as you can. Not worth the effort, doesn't matter how good looking they are.Plus most of the best fuck I had were with average girls. Like 7-8/10. So screw the bimbos and give some dick oh noes I meant love... to those poor normal girls, they will be so thankful you will get whatever you want from them
Tinder here in Italy doesn't work. There are almost no ppl on it and the few are like underage or ugly crazy mofos.
Last time I was in London I opened it up and holy fuck it was like fishing with dynamite
Can't give any real experience tough because I have stopped being a serial cheater. Went on the monogamous path for now.
Last time I was in London I opened it up and holy fuck it was like fishing with dynamite
Can't give any real experience tough because I have stopped being a serial cheater. Went on the monogamous path for now.
I must be one ugly mother fucker cus its hard for me to meet the hot ones on these apps. usually just average
GearGodess
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I don't think you could handle my experiences! Hehehe...
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GearGodess
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That's right.... WP and I get down and dirty... too steamy for this thread... just sayin... plus we play dress up... he left his pink leather thong behind last play time!
And no... I guess that answers my question how the second date went.... she was cute but yes, looked too vanilla for what I can see you with or compared to the last crazy one!
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legendary
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@Wunderpus ......
Sitting here on break on bench. Looking around. 50mg test suspension and 25mg cialis. Got me wondering...
Does the moose knuckle make the yoga pants or yoga pants make the moose knuckle
Sitting here on break on bench. Looking around. 50mg test suspension and 25mg cialis. Got me wondering...
Does the moose knuckle make the yoga pants or yoga pants make the moose knuckle
Ozzy619
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Bangin bitches and living the dream! Actually just doing the married life and calmed my ass down a bit.
There are three things that don't lie in life; drunks, little kids and yoga pants.
legendary
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Haha
T_verde77
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Went shooting with some strippers for a buddy's bachelor party. Figured this was a good thread to share it in.
I'm LOVIN the RED GG, she's a fucking SMOKESHOW! Ughhhhhh gives me a half mast just thinking about her :O
GearGodess
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TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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Met a cleat-chaser on tinder n long stroked her on the late late, get a call 4 months later tellin me she's preggers n her husband left her....cryin TEK gave her the Zika. Fuckin Uganda sucks my balls, literally, skeeters look like fruit bats. Doc said baby had the noggin shrink, she said mission abort. Law of the land, only kill what you can eat....
zika baby.
the other other white meat
TEK, I'll have you baby...
TRT
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Her face isn't do hot damn that body!
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bigpoppachump
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I signed up Wednesday night after work. Swiped right about a dozen times. Fast forward to last night and I met this chick at a bar after work. After work i got in a quick shower and shave and made it to the bar at around 12:30 which was perfect timing cause she was primed up and ready to run not sober but not drunk either just perfect. By 2am we were in the shower getting cleaned up before round two with a little finger session to keep the engine warm I just got back in the door after dropping her off back at her car in the bar parking lot. I think this is the first time I've ever left the bar with a piece of ass completely sober lol. TRT is a god send, it was one of my finer performances and I wasnt the least bit reserved either which was awesome cause I usually have a hard time going porn star on a bitch the first go around but she definitely enjoyed it and wants some more ASAP.
Now on the flip side of this there is also a girl I've been chatting with on tinder since Thursday morning that seems like the type of girl I am looking for to spend time with and maybe move on to something more concrete and exclusive. So far she's cool as fuck and her interests fall perfectly in line with mine, outdoors, guns, fishing, books, heavy metal etc hell she even drives the same model jeep that i do. The only dilemma I have now is how easy it is on Tinder to just get pussy with no strings attached with very little work and effort. I wasn't looking to whore around on there but hot damn Im kicking myself for not having signed up earlier
I just got back in the door after dropping her off back at her car in the bar parking lot. I think this is the first time I've ever left the bar with a piece of ass completely sober lol. TRT is a god send, it was one of my finer performances and I wasnt the least bit reserved either which was awesome cause I usually have a hard time going porn star on a bitch the first go around but she definitely enjoyed it and wants some more ASAP.Now on the flip side of this there is also a girl I've been chatting with on tinder since Thursday morning that seems like the type of girl I am looking for to spend time with and maybe move on to something more concrete and exclusive. So far she's cool as fuck and her interests fall perfectly in line with mine, outdoors, guns, fishing, books, heavy metal etc hell she even drives the same model jeep that i do. The only dilemma I have now is how easy it is on Tinder to just get pussy with no strings attached with very little work and effort. I wasn't looking to whore around on there but hot damn Im kicking myself for not having signed up earlier
