eery
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many guys have had kids on tren :')
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Anabolic Steroids
Tren as a complete beginner
- Thread starter piccollo
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many guys have had kids on tren :')
ChemBB
Member
Instructions unclear: mission achieved, now what?
(Mine are closer to small grapes, but the point stands)
Banana Joe
Member
HCG is your friend, my friend.
I admit I also do it for vanity, but my kinda* hot urologist once gave me compliments** for the size of testicles. This will forever be in my Top5 of the greatest compliments I ever got from a woman.
*if you ignore her every changing, mostly really terrible hair styles. I suspect she is a lesbian.
**apparently I still kinda look like I am on gear, so she just rightfully assumed I am.
IndividualMan
Member
Balloonmaxxing is the new strat?
Banana Joe
Member
Why not, I can see myself becoming the new Zyzz for the upcoming generation of gullible fitness enthusiasts.
Forever immortalised for having pretty pretty decent testicle size, given I am on gear.
Maybe you guys can work with me on the right stack, to immortalise myself. Because at my current doses I will probably not die anytime soon.
Any recommendations?
IndividualMan
Member
2mg Mtren
10mg Sdrol
50mg Tbol
2.5 mg Anavar
1mg mibolerone
30mg Halotestin
20mg Trest A
50mg Tren A
100mg Test P
100mg Mast P
50mg Bold A
50mg DHB Ace
Daily, 16weeks on 2 weeks completely off, until failure.
the Inflammation from the DHB ace alone will get you halfway there
ChemBB
Member
Honestly my testicles are nothing but an acute injury and cancer risk at this point
I'm not having kids, and they haven't functioned in a decade. I've accepted needing TRT for life
If I could magically delete them I probably would, since logically they're a needless liability that serves no purpose
Like an appendix
IndividualMan
Member
they got light up testicle implants nowadays, you could look into those for vanity purposes.
adrenalytic
Member
There is no replacement for the feeling and sound my ball bag makes slapping off her ass. HCG for life.
Banana Joe
Member
Old news, the next big thing is Brainmaxxing!!!
BigDadd7
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Banana Joe
Member
I have no respect for guys getting implants. That is like taking tren as a complete beginner.
Growing them naturally, with the help of modern pharmacology of course, is the right and honest way.
@ChemBB
Hit me up on IG via DM if you are interested in a testicular coaching.
You need to hurry though, I only have a few coaching slots left, and they are going insanely fast!
BigDadd7
Member
Fortunately, for both of us(!), I won't be offering them to you for fondling
Banana Joe
Member
I can send you the address of my urologist's office. Just don't tell her I have send you if you plan on hitting on her.... I won't be offering them to you for fondling
Rbvasques
Member
I always go from the benefit of the doubt when people create an account and go into a public forum to ask strangers opinions.
But way too often they are just looking for positive confirmations around everyones responses.
Tren is great, you dont need it now, and you shouldn't use it now, everyone is saying the same thing.
(And we dont even like each other here, and we are all together saying what you asking is dumb)
But way too often they are just looking for positive confirmations around everyones responses.
Tren is great, you dont need it now, and you shouldn't use it now, everyone is saying the same thing.
(And we dont even like each other here, and we are all together saying what you asking is dumb)
BigDadd7
Member
Let no one say you are anything less than a scholar and a gentleman.
Kralteramon
Member
Duly noted for your upcoming birthday. I might be able to help you with the helicopters.
Hi Piccollo, I must apologize for my fell Meso members. They tend to get frustrated with the same questions over and over from newer athletes looking to find a short cut.
The answer everyone is bouncing around is that you won’t actually benefit from any steroids if you don’t have the following things under control.
1. Proper nutrition
2. Proper cardio plan
3. Good technique
4. Good training plan.
Once you have these things in place. Then you should get bloodwork to see where your hormone levels are. This is important, for example understanding your thyroid, testosterone, and eatrogen levels. There could be something going on that may be impeding your growth. Maybe you have low testosterone. If you have low T then Taking testosterone will be magical for you. No you won’t get fat if you eat right and do cardio.
Once you have this all in check evaluate where you are. If the last year of training was a waste becuase you didn’t eat right or eat enough then taking steroids won’t help.
Once everything is in check and you are ready to take steroids. Then start with a lower dose of Test and see what happens to your hormone levels. Some people grow like crazy on test. Tren is very good for athletes that are big already but for new guys it’s a total waste. It’s like putting race fuel in a Toyota Camry. Build the race car before you use race fuel.
Feel like everything @Banana Joe and @Elektrobot was deserved, shit my bad. This post was eye opening.
Terrible idea. Start with 150mg test only. Enanthate or shorter ester. Get bloods AT LEAST for estradiol (LCMS if u can). Adjust ur dose till u have around 30pg E2. Now switch to undecanoate ester. Congrats u're on TRT.
Add whatever you want on top of that. 1 new compound at a time, starting with the lowest dose.
Tren IMO should be reserved for the pros. It causes neurotoxicity and worsens some thing responsible for Alzheimers. (not saying that it causes it but who knows).
Do you really need Tren for your goals? U can do high dose test+AI and feel great mood-wise. NPP adds tremendous amount of size even at low 150-200mg doses. Primo and Mast control estrogen and can give u a leaner look.
These options are probably way more healthy than Tren.
Add whatever you want on top of that. 1 new compound at a time, starting with the lowest dose.
Tren IMO should be reserved for the pros. It causes neurotoxicity and worsens some thing responsible for Alzheimers. (not saying that it causes it but who knows).
Do you really need Tren for your goals? U can do high dose test+AI and feel great mood-wise. NPP adds tremendous amount of size even at low 150-200mg doses. Primo and Mast control estrogen and can give u a leaner look.
These options are probably way more healthy than Tren.
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