TrenboloneTax: Hybrid Cycling / Lifting Log aka Make Hulk Bike Fast

[cinder]

We did it. Mission accomplished. Zero stress or pushing food any harder than I want to remainder of the year. Hallelujah!

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Congrats! I can finally stop saying "nearly 300lbs"

 

[Excel.exe]

We did it. Mission accomplished. Zero stress or pushing food any harder than I want to remainder of the year. Hallelujah!

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how do we know you are not carrying a bag with extra weight?

 

[readalot]

how do we know you are not carrying a bag with extra weight?

An osmium buttplug always a go to when needed at weigh ins.

 

[Excel.exe]

@Trenbolonetax i demand you record yourself weighing naked. dont forget to spread your ass to show no buttplug.

 

[Benf15harp]

We did it. Mission accomplished. Zero stress or pushing food any harder than I want to remainder of the year. Hallelujah!

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[readalot]

We did it. Mission accomplished. Zero stress or pushing food any harder than I want to remainder of the year. Hallelujah!

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Congrats Bro!

 

[Trenbolonetax]

An osmium buttplug always a go to when needed at weigh ins.

Hey man I shared that with you in confidence via DM… can’t be telling all my secrets!

 

[Trenbolonetax]

how do we know you are not carrying a bag with extra weight?

You don’t

For all everybody knows I could be lying about literally everything I’ve shared here. I’m definitely lying about my alleged gear purchases, so lying about this to impress people on the Internet isn’t a stretch.

 

[readalot]

Hey man I shared that with you in confidence via DM… can’t be telling all my secrets!

Hey now, not nice to try to claim my IP. I thought we were buds.

 

[readalot]

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Hey now, not nice to try to claim my IP. I thought we were buds.

Link to patent filing? Just saying…

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Every morning I have to beg my friend to send me pictures so I can post them and pretend to be huge and impress internet friends.

Probably some deep rooted psychological issues from childhood or something.

 

[readalot]

Every morning I have to beg my friend to send me pictures so I can post them and pretend to be huge and impress internet friends.

Probably some deep rooted psychological issues from childhood or something.

Awesome work Man. Take care of yourself.

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Awesome work Man. Take care of yourself.

Thanks brother. I’ll let my friend know he can stop the bulk.

Now I just need to convince him to go get the bloods I paid for for him.

 

[MindlessWork]

We did it. Mission accomplished. Zero stress or pushing food any harder than I want to remainder of the year. Hallelujah!

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Looking great for a 300lb beast!

 

[PiscesMoon]

You don’t

For all everybody knows I could be lying about literally everything I’ve shared here. I’m definitely lying about my alleged gear purchases, so lying about this to impress people on the Internet isn’t a stretch.

This is a very fair point to keep in mind collectively for The World Wide Web™.

(...But you aren't lying about your adorable doggy and sweet kitty friends, right? )

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Looking great for a 300lb beast!

Thank you, brother!

This is a very fair point to keep in mind collectively for The World Wide Web™.

(...But you aren't lying about your adorable doggy and sweet kitty friends, right? )

…who knows? just had to ask my friend to send some pictures. He was quick this time!

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Not intentionally trying to push the food anymore…but I got hungry this morning lol

 

[MindlessWork]

Not intentionally trying to push the food anymore…but I got hungry this morning lol
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Mmmm that looks good!

 

[Benf15harp]

Not intentionally trying to push the food anymore…but I got hungry this morning lol
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Just need a little Mexican white sauce dripping outta that thang lmao