TrenboloneTax: Hybrid Cycling / Lifting Log aka Make Hulk Bike Fast

[Trenbolonetax]

didn’t have time to read your whole topic. But I saw you’re a fan of eq. Did you run mast the whole time together? No e2 crash since your test is not very high? No criticism here. Just genuinely real world experience interest in your topic.

Mast doesn’t move my serum e2 much at all maybe few points

I used lots HCG with the EQ and low test to avoid low e2

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Insane bro! Absolutely, insane!

What was your weight in that photo?

Thanks dude!

This photo I was right around ~280

 

[PaintDrinker]

BIG day for my boy! Popped in today to call u a fuckin dork

 

[Trenbolonetax]

BIG day for my boy! Popped in today to call u a fuckin dork

Thanks bro! Big day it is! Or maybe tomorrow… fucking marathon man.

Shameless almost dad selfie

 

[PaintDrinker]

So are you technically going to be SLUPPDad now or what

 

[Trenbolonetax]

‘nuff said.

 

[vapor77]

LFG! Congrats TT!

 

[cinder]

Fuck yeah! Congrats !!!

 

[Eddie.]

Congrats brother!!

 

[Trenbolonetax]

Thanks guys! Since I know yall want the stat sheet…

She’s 8lbs 10oz. 21inches @ 38 weeks gestational age. 92 percentile. I think the above avg development means she can start her first PED cycle a little early!

Also, maybe there is something to the whole epigenetics thing…maybe I’ll try blasting MORE GH before next conception…

Jokes aside, I know everybody says your life changes in an instant when you have a little one…and they ain’t lying!

Love at first sight

Happy Easter, y’all! I’ll be around. A bit less active on forum but you can find me getting into some shit with the boys on telegram @Trenbolonetax

 

[sliderke]

Congrats man. I have 2 daughters. 19 and 21. You’re world as you knew it is gone. Everything you do from now on is with that little princess in your thoughts. If she’s healthy and happy your the richest man on the planet.

 

[xrayphoton13]

Congrats man. I have 2 daughters. 19 and 21. You’re world as you knew it is gone. Everything you do from now on is with that little princess in your thoughts. If she’s healthy and happy your the richest man on the planet.

My little girl is about to be 1 already. This teared me up. They really do change you. I always wanted a son (unfortunately he was stillborn at 40 weeks) but then this little princess came along and I can't imagine a world without her.

 

[xrayphoton13]

Thanks guys! Since I know yall want the stat sheet…

She’s 8lbs 10oz. 21inches @ 38 weeks gestational age. 92 percentile. I think the above avg development means she can start her first PED cycle a little early!

Also, maybe there is something to the whole epigenetics thing…maybe I’ll try blasting MORE GH before next conception…

Jokes aside, I know everybody says your life changes in an instant when you have a little one…and they ain’t lying!

Love at first sight

Happy Easter, y’all! I’ll be around. A bit less active on forum but you can find me getting into some shit with the boys on telegram @Trenbolonetax

Congratulations! Enjoy the ride. Take lots of pictures. But always try to stay in the moment as much as you can and take it all in. My little girl is about to be a year and I can't believe the time has gone by so fast!
And this is something I hadn't heard really discussed before I went through it but don't be alarmed if you don't feel an instant connection to her like momma does. It will come. Just do your best and I promise you in a few months when she starts learning things and being able to interact with you more and more you will feel that bond and be hooked to her forever. I heard Chase Irons mention the same thing and it made me realize it's not uncommon at first.

 

[Trenbolonetax]

@readalot

Press <3 if you’re back only lurking and reacting or press “like” if you’re just harvesting nuclear energy for the next episode

 

[bjjgear]

Life just got a whole lot better. Congrats dude. The only thing better than 1 is 2

 

[Procyclist]

It’s ALL a waste of money.

Hi Ben, AICAR doesnt work?

 

[Benf15harp]

Hi Ben, AICAR doesnt work?

On a professional level, no.
Obviously, all of this stuff works to some degree but there’s too much risk( getting busted, health) and not enough reward(<1% performance increase) imo.

 

[DECLAN]

Congrats man, carrying her in your arms the first time is one of the best feelings ever and certainly a highlight moment in a dad’s life.

Again, congratulations brother.

 

[Benf15harp]

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‘nuff said.

I hope this new addition doesn’t negatively impact your cycling career or cut into our “special time” together lmao
It’s been two weeks and I’m just finding out about this now?
Very happy for you!
Enjoy!!

 

[HeatherSwanson]

Hey All,

This will be my log detailing efforts to remain quite strong, large, and with a good physique while I push to get faster cycling. As I've detailed other places in the forum, I'm not interested in min maxing. I want my cake, and to eat it too. AAS will be fairly moderate. Training will not be optimal towards cycling or lifting. Nutrition will not be optimal towards min maxing lifting or cycling; I do very low carb as it what works best for my day to day life and mental acuity, something that is important for me to keep high given my career.

This is my 48th day back on AAS after a 7 month break where I came off everything except GH to get my wife pregnant. Tried megadosing HCG and HMG for 6 months while on trt test and still did not have sperm count budge, so bit the bullet.

Here is my current stack. I have issue leaving room in a 1ml syringe every morning....and that's not up for debate, I've got to fill it with oil. I've toyed with the idea of lowering EQ, bumping up test and mast by 10mg a piece but we'll see. I'm open to changing what oil goes in the syringe though if anyone has suggestions / alterations to current ratio. The BBuilder in me is saying "10mgs of tren a won't hurt cardio much" but the angel on my shoulder is telling me that will wreck my chances of maintaining fertility even with HCG + HMG. Decisions decisions.

30mg test p
30mg mast p
100 mg EQ
20mg anavar
80mg Telmisartan
5mg cialis
200mcg t4
10mg salbutamol
8iu GH
20mg Cardarine
600mg inj l carnitine
500iu HCG or 75iu HMG (alternating EoD; sometimes i forget which day I'm on and just do both...)
150mg armodafinil
~2mg retatrutide (daily avg. I do two 6mg shots per week)
2mg TB500
2mg BPC157

- i may consider throwing winstrol back in once knee is feeling 100%
- i may consider tbol to see if i get anything out of it
- i will be adding SLU-PP-332 today. probably something stupid like 1mg per day, lol. I did say I would drop cardarine when I did that, but i'm not sure I can part with bae.

Attached picture of current physique, taken today. 6'3'', 264 this AM post bike ride.

Training is 4x per week. push, pull, rest, lower, upper OR push, pull, rest, push, pull if my legs are gassed from a hard cycling week. 40 minute sessions.

Cycling is every day. Longer Z2 lower intensity or shorter higher intensity. What I do is based on feels, time and what seems more fun for the day.

Had what felt like a good ride this morning. In reality if any cyclists look at this they'll probably say it's dog shit, which is almost certainly true, lol.

questions, comments, concerns, whatever, ask away. curious to track my progress here.

That's a lot of stuff... I've never been that committed. I'll be following along!