Umm... it adds up to 8 years.
When he said, "Or whatever that adds up to", I thought fuck did I get the math wrong on that and subtracted it again to make sure I was right. LOL Just reading his posts lowers your IQ.
Regarding federal agents, many federal agent have been here before. The last one was investigating the source of contaminated anal lubricants. During the early summer months of 2011, there were horrific shreiks heard late at night coming from open apartment windows all over San Frisco's Castro district. There was also a higher than normal number of prolapsed rectums showing up at emergency rooms all over the city.
San Francisco's gay community weren't impressed and demanded answers. Well, to make a long story short, an undercover federal agent posing as UncleZ's chief rep "robbiek426" discovered someone had laced the vaseline with hourglass sand. Needless to say, the gay community demanded the perpetrator be brought to justice. Eventually, robbiek426's undercover investigation traced the source of the granulated lubricant to Uncle Z's shipper, Shaggy and that led to the bust of Z's entire operation.
So now you know the story behind UncleZ's mysterious disappearance, but more importantly, the necessity of having these brave agents tirelessly working undercover day after day on Meso.