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Why would anyone pay EUR 57 for a vial of your (untested) Primo when competitors sell their (tested) Primo for EUR 32 per vial?
Oh wait, I think I know the answer.

People will surely be happy to pay a huge price premium for the gay and corny slogan 'Uti non Abuti', the tryhard branding, and the canned corporate speak. Also, I'm sure you will make good use of the profits and repay with it the debts you accumulated during your time as a failed community college marketing major.
 
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