went into ER

[ramboj70]

yesterday evening I went into the ER because I fucked up my back in march, well the lady who comes and gets your personall information and insurance info, came up to me and asked me for it, I gave her my ID card and a piece of paper with my insurance info on it it was hand written, (its workers comp ins) i told her I needed it back when she was finished with it. she gave it back about 30 min latter, well when i went to get my perscription filled I used that same piece of paper, when the pharmasist gave me the paper back I put into wallet, when I got out to my truck I took it out and looked at paper, it had 2 new phone #'s on it, I know I did not put thtem there so i called them both, one # was the lady at the ER she answered and I said who is this she said wendy I said this is (my name) she laughed a little and asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime, so we talked a little, then I called the other # and it was the pharmysist she asked me if I wanted to go away with her over the easter holiday, all exspenses paid, I had my weading ring off because of the accident I had I lost 15 lbs and ring keeps coming off.

 

[Ronin_]

how do you do it rambo, what a stud!

 

[ramboj70]

how do you do it rambo, what a stud!

have no idea, my looks are average, I guess its my sense of humor that turns women on, i tell it how it is.

 

[tonyton]

have no idea, my looks are average, I guess its my sense of humor that turns women on, i tell it how it is.

bang em bolth...

 

[dolfe1]

The saga continues!!! First the neighbor, now the nurse and a pharmacist thrown in there. Rambo, this pharmacist could be very beneficial!

 

[Bob Smith]

bang em bolth...

At the same time.

 

[finafreak]

yesterday evening I went into the ER because I fucked up my back in march, well the lady who comes and gets your personall information and insurance info, came up to me and asked me for it, I gave her my ID card and a piece of paper with my insurance info on it it was hand written, (its workers comp ins) i told her I needed it back when she was finished with it. she gave it back about 30 min latter, well when i went to get my perscription filled I used that same piece of paper, when the pharmasist gave me the paper back I put into wallet, when I got out to my truck I took it out and looked at paper, it had 2 new phone #'s on it, I know I did not put thtem there so i called them both, one # was the lady at the ER she answered and I said who is this she said wendy I said this is (my name) she laughed a little and asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime, so we talked a little, then I called the other # and it was the pharmysist she asked me if I wanted to go away with her over the easter holiday, all exspenses paid, I had my weading ring off because of the accident I had I lost 15 lbs and ring keeps coming off.

Im starting to think your delusional


fina

 

[finafreak]

yesterday evening I went into the ER because I fucked up my back in march, well the lady who comes and gets your personall information and insurance info, came up to me and asked me for it, I gave her my ID card and a piece of paper with my insurance info on it it was hand written, (its workers comp ins) i told her I needed it back when she was finished with it. she gave it back about 30 min latter, well when i went to get my perscription filled I used that same piece of paper, when the pharmasist gave me the paper back I put into wallet, when I got out to my truck I took it out and looked at paper, it had 2 new phone #'s on it, I know I did not put thtem there so i called them both, one # was the lady at the ER she answered and I said who is this she said wendy I said this is (my name) she laughed a little and asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime, so we talked a little, then I called the other # and it was the pharmysist she asked me if I wanted to go away with her over the easter holiday, all exspenses paid, I had my weading ring off because of the accident I had I lost 15 lbs and ring keeps coming off.

I called it WOLF on this one,..unless you can give me her number so i can verify this I'll keep everyone posted of course.


finafreak

 

[dolfe1]

Im starting to think your delusional


fina

LMAO, good call fina.

 

[esco]

ask the pharmacist if the nurse can come along ... two birds with one stone

 

[pgjy]

how do you do it rambo, what a stud!

It has to be them damn speedos....

 

[thick]

this is hilarious. Rambo, email me one of those numbers and I will call and verify. You gotta come up here and take me out and show my how to get laid.

P.S. If i ever get a f'n pharmacist in the sack, then she is definitely getting the PF(peoples fist). Cocksuckers

 

[ramboj70]

this is hilarious. Rambo, email me one of those numbers and I will call and verify. You gotta come up here and take me out and show my how to get laid.

P.S. If i ever get a f'n pharmacist in the sack, then she is definitely getting the PF(peoples fist). Cocksuckers

now I never said they were hot, infact I have seen better heads on head of cabage, I will have my new book out soon, its called RAMBO'S TICKET TO FREE PUSSY! here is a little sample, when you see any girl ugly or pretty just grab your cock and adjust it, must make sure you have a smile on your face and then ask her how she is doing, the smile lets her know you caught her meat gaising you as you grab your shaft. if she smiles back and says great, well that means you turned her on and she wants to see you grab it again.

 

[Patuba]

here is a little sample, when you see any girl ugly or pretty just grab your cock and adjust it, must make sure you have a smile on your face and then ask her how she is doing, the smile lets her know you caught her meat gaising you as you grab your shaft. if she smiles back and says great, well that means you turned her on and she wants to see you grab it again.

LMAO!!

 

[thick]

i will try that tonight

now I never said they were hot, infact I have seen better heads on head of cabage, I will have my new book out soon, its called RAMBO'S TICKET TO FREE PUSSY! here is a little sample, when you see any girl ugly or pretty just grab your cock and adjust it, must make sure you have a smile on your face and then ask her how she is doing, the smile lets her know you caught her meat gaising you as you grab your shaft. if she smiles back and says great, well that means you turned her on and she wants to see you grab it again.

 

[jarz]

now I never said they were hot, infact I have seen better heads on head of cabage, I will have my new book out soon, its called RAMBO'S TICKET TO FREE PUSSY! here is a little sample, when you see any girl ugly or pretty just grab your cock and adjust it, must make sure you have a smile on your face and then ask her how she is doing, the smile lets her know you caught her meat gaising you as you grab your shaft. if she smiles back and says great, well that means you turned her on and she wants to see you grab it again.

My wife says to tell you you are full of shit.
I tend to agree, but I find it entertaining all the same!

 

[Instock]

I thought I'd share my true story. I'm not lying, but most will not believe me. I'm out at the bars a few weeks ago, horny looking to get laid. It's not looking good though as come 2:30a my roomate has went home leaving me at the bar where everyone goes to get food by myself, but I am determined to get laid. Well anyway I eat, then calling it a night I go outside and jump in a cab. The cab driver asks me if I'll wait a bit to see if we can pick up a few more people so it's just not me he has for a fare. I say sure. Two girls jump in the cab VERY ATTRACTIVE. We start talking a bit and the girls say they thought I was hot and had wanted to talk to me in the bar. Nice. Anyway they are not from my town and are staying at a hotel down the road. The cab driver wants to drop them off first. When we pull up the girls ask me if I want to come up to an after hours party. I'm like sure. On the way in I ask them who's up there and they say like 13 people. When I get up there I'm amazed to find 13 GIRLS not Guys and girls. I'm the only guy out of 13 sority girls. As soon as I come in the two girls I'm with jump on me and start making out with me. They have tons of liquore so I party with these girls late night. Within an hour of me getting there 6 of the girls had passed out in the other room, but I continued to party with 7 of them. One of the girls suggested I make out with each of them and tell who is the best kisser. That was good except the one I deemed the worst hated me. LOL. Then we played spin the bottle which was pretty cool considering the chicks were making out with each other as well as me. When the night finally wound down I ended up hoping into bed with the hottest one, funny thing is she was so wasted she passed out in the middle of us making out. So I do the next best thing and hop into bed with the second hottest one who instantly put my hand down her pants, she ended up giving me a nice blow job/hand job, then I was off to bed. True story, believe it or not.

 

[moralanimal]

now I never said they were hot, infact I have seen better heads on head of cabage, I will have my new book out soon, its called RAMBO'S TICKET TO FREE PUSSY! here is a little sample, when you see any girl ugly or pretty just grab your cock and adjust it, must make sure you have a smile on your face and then ask her how she is doing, the smile lets her know you caught her meat gaising you as you grab your shaft. if she smiles back and says great, well that means you turned her on and she wants to see you grab it again.

I love it brother- LMAO- I am going to check out how it look in the mirror and put it into action tonight.

 

[ramboj70]

I thought I'd share my true story. I'm not lying, but most will not believe me. I'm out at the bars a few weeks ago, horny looking to get laid. It's not looking good though as come 2:30a my roomate has went home leaving me at the bar where everyone goes to get food by myself, but I am determined to get laid. Well anyway I eat, then calling it a night I go outside and jump in a cab. The cab driver asks me if I'll wait a bit to see if we can pick up a few more people so it's just not me he has for a fare. I say sure. Two girls jump in the cab VERY ATTRACTIVE. We start talking a bit and the girls say they thought I was hot and had wanted to talk to me in the bar. Nice. Anyway they are not from my town and are staying at a hotel down the road. The cab driver wants to drop them off first. When we pull up the girls ask me if I want to come up to an after hours party. I'm like sure. On the way in I ask them who's up there and they say like 13 people. When I get up there I'm amazed to find 13 GIRLS not Guys and girls. I'm the only guy out of 13 sority girls. As soon as I come in the two girls I'm with jump on me and start making out with me. They have tons of liquore so I party with these girls late night. Within an hour of me getting there 6 of the girls had passed out in the other room, but I continued to party with 7 of them. One of the girls suggested I make out with each of them and tell who is the best kisser. That was good except the one I deemed the worst hated me. LOL. Then we played spin the bottle which was pretty cool considering the chicks were making out with each other as well as me. When the night finally wound down I ended up hoping into bed with the hottest one, funny thing is she was so wasted she passed out in the middle of us making out. So I do the next best thing and hop into bed with the second hottest one who instantly put my hand down her pants, she ended up giving me a nice blow job/hand job, then I was off to bed. True story, believe it or not.

your the man instock, just to be with that many chicks alone is fantastic, I would of striped buck ass naked right when I walked into the door

 

[ramboj70]

My wife says to tell you you are full of shit.
I tend to agree, but I find it entertaining all the same!

bro she is just tell you that to make you feel better, LOL kidding bro