went into ER

[dolfe1]

your the man instock, just to be with that many chicks alone is fantastic, I would of striped buck ass naked right when I walked into the door

lol That is a sweet story instock. It's funny Rambo's answer for any situation involving a girl is either to get naked or pull your cock out and start playing with it.

 

[ramboj70]

lol That is a sweet story instock. It's funny Rambo's answer for any situation involving a girl is either to get naked or pull your cock out and start playing with it.

i am telling you bro, it works! as long as you smile at the same time your adjusting your shaft she wont think anything of it, its like when a women touches hir tit to adjust it, what do we do? well we get a big hardon and we watch her touch it, and we emagine that we are sucking the shit out of her nipples, its true

 

[dolfe1]

i am telling you bro, it works! as long as you smile at the same time your adjusting your shaft she wont think anything of it, its like when a women touches hir tit to adjust it, what do we do? well we get a big hardon and we watch her touch it, and we emagine that we are sucking the shit out of her nipples, its true

lol Guaranteed some one is going to read that, try it, and either get slapped or get a knee to the crotch.

 

[ramboj70]

lol Guaranteed some one is going to read that, try it, and either get slapped or get a knee to the crotch.

bro I am not saying to jack off in your jeans, just make it known to her that your shaft needed to be adjusted, you see then women are curious as to how big it is to be adjusted!

 

[dolfe1]

bro I am not saying to jack off in your jeans, just make it known to her that your shaft needed to be adjusted, you see then women are curious as to how big it is to be adjusted!

Yea, but I might want to play pocket pool for a little bit.

 

[ramboj70]

bro I am not saying to jack off in your jeans, just make it known to her that your shaft needed to be adjusted, you see then women are curious as to how big it is to be adjusted!

one more thing when your at a bar and your sitting next to a chick having a conversation with her, take your drink and set it right next to her's i mean right up againest it, if she does not move it right away it means she is interested, and if she picks up and drinks and sets it back right next to yours, she is interested in more then just a conversation. i read this in a magazine a few years ago. i have a good friend that used this line one time, a bar tender asked to see his ID he said no you dont and she said sir I cant serve you until I see your ID, well this fucker pulled out his cock and set it up on the bar and started petting it and said see I told you you didnt want to see my ID. she said holy shit and laughed her ass off. we got special treatment all night from her. that is a true story

 

[ramboj70]

Yea, but I might want to play pocket pool for a little bit.

LOL pocket pool good one, I will try that one sometime

 

[big louie]

rambo you're priceless