whats up with the chicks today?

[thick]

lol some way to bond haha. I like it here. My son has good friends etc just sucks b/c I really had some plans on buying some good hunting land, driving a reliable vehicle and shit like that but i guess it will have to wait. I may end up in a larger practice with more income but I am not moving my son again. Poor guy moved with me 6 times in 10 months. It is tempting everytime though when the bills are due and not enough money left over for toys for me lol. that is a sad stupid story. my ex wife in kentucky took some college classes in louisville(for computers). the second tri or semester cant remember which she had a math class. Everyone warned her about how hard it was how the teacher was a dick etc. She became an even bigger bitch constantly worrying about that class b/c she sucks at math. Well they started off with basic math. There were college kids in there that didn't know how to do division/mulitiplication. adding fractions lost them and by the end of the semester all they got to was the most basic algebra x+10=20 solve for x. shit like that. Well my ex got 100% in the class and had the other college students asking how she got so smart and how much she studied. it was truely pathetic. She was suddenly a math whiz in a computer college. lmao. these horror stories really made me change my mind on what was important and that is by far my son. Little shithead doesn't have any clue how much i have done for him but it is all worth it.

 

[Grizzly]

Yeah, stay there, then. 6 times in 10 mos has to be a drain on the little bugger.

I like small towns, too The only thing that bothers me is the shitty cars, the white trash and, most importantly, no access to good food. Having lived in Louisville, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Meat products are alwasy better in big cities, produce is better, etc.

I miss good restaurants. You know, the ones that cost 100+ for two people to eat and have a bottle of wine. Places that have imported Italian beer for 5 bucks a pop. Places started by Emeril or Wolfgang Puck. Yoaymsayn?

I also hate the total lack of quality of all merchandise in small towns. Well, I guess you can go to the Rural King or Fleet and Farm and pick up some Carhart gear, which is of the utmost quality, but, other than that, you're stuck shopping at wal-mart. I bought a tank top at Wal-Mart and after ONE workout, it was shredded. Piece of shit! Yeah, I really look forward to wearing some Wranglers. Then again, my big ass couldn't fit in them anyway.


Girls are hotter in big towns, too. I think it's because they have the money and access to boobs, nice clothes, make up, hair salons and whatnot.

All in all, aside from being more fun to get fucked up in and the only places you can hunt, small towns suck nuts.

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Oh yeah, I forgot the thing that pisses me off the most about small towns. The condition that those buttfucks let their property get into is appalling and absolutely unforgiveable. I hate clapboard houses that haven't been painted in 10 years with shitty, uncut grass. Take care of your fucking property, shitheads!

 

[thick]

lmao, yeah shopping, clothes, food and that is a drawback. I dont shop here for anything. Walmart is halfway to the nearest city so for clothes we just head to the big city up north lol all the moving sucked. Hurt my lifting etc. i still managed to keep in pretty good shape but it is depressing losing so much. The housing here is pretty good. well its spotty. lots of nice homes mixed in with some trashed ones and of course there are a couple areas of town with all out trash. I have never been an eat out type of guy so restaurants don't bother me(lack of) cant beat the cafes in small towns. u will get more food than u can eat at alot of them. good shit to. Women there are some hot ones but few and far b/n. best is the summer when the hot ones come back from college. I hung out last summer with a real cutie that i am hoping comes back. otherwise it doesnt take long to run through the majority. For a kid i think they are the best. lots of drawbacks for adults. The people are very friendly. u get a flat tire there will be people stopping and offering to help. hell they would change it for you if u let them. everyone waves even if u dont have a clue who they are. lil shit like that. u go to davenpit or louisville and fuckers just glare at you as u walk by in the grocery store. We have caseys pizza lmao. rent etc is cheap. pollution is zero except a truck or two spitting out black smoke. decent bars but no clubs here so that sucks. good teachers that actually want to teach and no if they dont do their job they are outta there b/c everyone knows them etc. I definitely miss some things about louisville. it was a nice clean city. Davenpit can suck my nuts. The quad cities is the dirtiest river rat infested hell hole. bettendorf is alright i guess. the rest needs to burn

Yeah, stay there, then. 6 times in 10 mos has to be a drain on the little bugger.

I like small towns, too The only thing that bothers me is the shitty cars, the white trash and, most importantly, no access to good food. Having lived in Louisville, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Meat products are alwasy better in big cities, produce is better, etc.

I miss good restaurants. You know, the ones that cost 100+ for two people to eat and have a bottle of wine. Places that have imported Italian beer for 5 bucks a pop. Places started by Emeril or Wolfgang Puck. Yoaymsayn?

I also hate the total lack of quality of all merchandise in small towns. Well, I guess you can go to the Rural King or Fleet and Farm and pick up some Carhart gear, which is of the utmost quality, but, other than that, you're stuck shopping at wal-mart. I bought a tank top at Wal-Mart and after ONE workout, it was shredded. Piece of shit! Yeah, I really look forward to wearing some Wranglers. Then again, my big ass couldn't fit in them anyway.


Girls are hotter in big towns, too. I think it's because they have the money and access to boobs, nice clothes, make up, hair salons and whatnot.

All in all, aside from being more fun to get fucked up in and the only places you can hunt, small towns suck nuts.

edit-

Oh yeah, I forgot the thing that pisses me off the most about small towns. The condition that those buttfucks let their property get into is appalling and absolutely unforgiveable. I hate clapboard houses that haven't been painted in 10 years with shitty, uncut grass. Take care of your fucking property, shitheads!

 

[Grizzly]

No clubs is my favorite part. I go out of my way when I'm back home to find the quietest hole in the wall I can find. Unless I'm looking for some ass and then I just find a cool bar, but certainly not a club. My favorite is really awesome. It's a really weird mix of people. You've got bikers, 40 year olds and young yuppies. So, you can hang out with the bikers, who are the most fun, while looking at the thongs of the hot yuppy chicks. Usually, when around bikers, all you get to look at is their fat, over bleached, trashy biker hoes.

Clubs are riddiculous. Aside from being too noisy and full of shitty music that I hate, they're too expensive. There's one club in downtown Chicago that is 20 bucks to walk in and 7 dollars a Bud Light. Bullshit! I'll find the hole in the wall and spend 2.50 for a beer. Not that I would ever go into that club, but, if I did, I'd get popped for rape. If I bought a girl a 15 dollar mixed drink her ass better be fucking me. End of story!

 

[thick]

no shit about the clubs. way too crowded. i do still go to some every once in awhile. Alot of them I go to is pay 10 bucks all u can drink. that is scary. The best part of small towns NO STOP LIGHTS. HAHA never see any stop lights. how is that for a stress reducer

No clubs is my favorite part. I go out of my way when I'm back home to find the quietest hole in the wall I can find. Unless I'm looking for some ass and then I just find a cool bar, but certainly not a club. My favorite is really awesome. It's a really weird mix of people. You've got bikers, 40 year olds and young yuppies. So, you can hang out with the bikers, who are the most fun, while looking at the thongs of the hot yuppy chicks. Usually, when around bikers, all you get to look at is their fat, over bleached, trashy biker hoes.

Clubs are riddiculous. Aside from being too noisy and full of shitty music that I hate, they're too expensive. There's one club in downtown Chicago that is 20 bucks to walk in and 7 dollars a Bud Light. Bullshit! I'll find the hole in the wall and spend 2.50 for a beer. Not that I would ever go into that club, but, if I did, I'd get popped for rape. If I bought a girl a 15 dollar mixed drink her ass better be fucking me. End of story!

 

[Grizzly]

That would cause me more stress than anything. Those fuckers can't drive for shit. If there is a car on the road ANYWHERE, they wait until it passes to make a turn or continue straight.

My old roomate was from a very, very small town. We'd sit at a stop sign while he yelled at the car 1/4mile down the road to hurry up. LOL. I was like, dude, I could have crawled back and forth 10 times by the time that car got here. What the hell were you doing?

 

[Mark Kerr]

After watching a movie in which 2 guys fucked 1 girl (it wasnt X-Rated, but it just implied that it happened), I asked my GF at the time, "why would a girl ever want to be with 2 guys at once?" she turns to me and says "I would do 2 guys at once." I broke up with her right then and there, and never talked to her since. Thats the closest I have come to a three-some.

Your friend,

Mark

 

[Bob Smith]

After watching a movie in which 2 guys fucked 1 girl (it wasnt X-Rated, but it just implied that it happened), I asked my GF at the time, "why would a girl ever want to be with 2 guys at once?" she turns to me and says "I would do 2 guys at once." I broke up with her right then and there, and never talked to her since. Thats the closest I have come to a three-some.

Your friend,

Mark

Good for you, Mark. Any chick that would f*ck two guys at once is a whore.

 

[DrMCM]

well, one is for sure and the other (the one with the new tits) well its hard to say she seems pretty cool she's just a little young bro and,,,, well,,,,,, you know how that goes...

The whole fake tit thing just makes me wonder, i know its sterotyping but i think if a chick is that insecure to have surgery then it's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to her many issues.. I dunno, maybe i'm wrong..

BL, remember, you are talking to a bunch of us yahoos that are insecure enough to be jacked up on illegal drugs. LOL

MK, way to be decisive my friend. I would probably be trying to justify to myself WHY it was OK to be dating a girl that would take on 2 guys.

 

[big rob]

Fuckin Louie...... Get with the program stud....... Beat her fucking ass if thats what she wants. If it really bothers you, think of all the fucked up shit other girls have done to you...... Like that time with the 3 homo's, the feather duster and soup spoon..... Ahhhhhhhh never mind.

 

[big louie]

Fuckin Louie...... Get with the program stud....... Beat her fucking ass if thats what she wants. If it really bothers you, think of all the fucked up shit other girls have done to you...... Like that time with the 3 homo's, the feather duster and soup spoon..... Ahhhhhhhh never mind.

good point my man i can always count on you for being realistic about things... Keep quiet with the homo talk FF might gag ball you again.. you two going to make the parade this year?

 

[big rob]

We wouldn't miss it for the world stud. QWe will deal with rain snow sleet and hail to see your coming out party....... Ya big greasy stck lover you.....

Oh and Freddie said he tried that choke me shit on you and you were all in.......

 

[big louie]

We wouldn't miss it for the world stud. QWe will deal with rain snow sleet and hail to see your coming out party....... Ya big greasy stck lover you.....

Oh and Freddie said he tried that choke me shit on you and you were all in.......

Speaking of freddy let that fucker out of your cave a selfish fuck i miss his posts..

how does he fit on the new bike?

 

[dolfe1]

After watching a movie in which 2 guys fucked 1 girl (it wasnt X-Rated, but it just implied that it happened), I asked my GF at the time, "why would a girl ever want to be with 2 guys at once?" she turns to me and says "I would do 2 guys at once." I broke up with her right then and there, and never talked to her since. Thats the closest I have come to a three-some.

Your friend,

Mark

LMAO I can deffinetly respect that.

 

[thick]

lmao grizz, i sometimes get bitchy on the drive to work b/c of traffic. I normally drive pretty fast and slow down when i am meeting cars. A normal trip I will meet a car every mile or two. sometimes go a few miles with no traffic even during rushhour lmao. Well yesterday I met like 3 cars within a mile or so and started bitching about the traffic. I drive 30 miles every day and today was good. I passed two cars and met about 7 or 8. Made really good time. Mark, hats off for dumping the whore. I probably would've stuck it in her ass a couple of times first and than dumped her

That would cause me more stress than anything. Those fuckers can't drive for shit. If there is a car on the road ANYWHERE, they wait until it passes to make a turn or continue straight.

My old roomate was from a very, very small town. We'd sit at a stop sign while he yelled at the car 1/4mile down the road to hurry up. LOL. I was like, dude, I could have crawled back and forth 10 times by the time that car got here. What the hell were you doing?

 

[Slick Arrado]

Me and a buddy are planning on going to mexico(sorry we are not bringing back juice) for a lil visit.I have heard a lot about all those hot babes in those whore houses over there.Anyone ever got a hooker in mexico.If so what are they like? Ive heard they are pretty hot for someone who is only taking like 50 bucks from you.

Been to Boys' Town, Nuevo Laredo. Some of those chicks looked BAD!! As in BANGING' bodies. There was this one blonde that if I'd had enough money, just fucked one decent-lookin' one, I would have fucked her too.
Oh yeah, brought back some gear and benzos.

 

[Tank01]

That's sexy as fuck, I bet all that would set you back though. Have you seen the film Secretary?

OMG the secretary rules... hella good flick!

~tank