Which end?

[NovaFlex]

When you have to puke and shit at the same time, which end goes on the throne?

 

[Eman]

You sound like you have what I just got over... Enjoy.

It's a trick question.

 

[insaiyan93]

Ass on the seat, bucket in hand to catch vomit.

 

[NovaFlex]

You sound like you have what I just got over... Enjoy.

It's a trick question.

Hoping it passes in the next day or 2. I'm dead man

Ass on the seat, bucket in hand to catch vomit.

That was my first thought, however I wasn't quick enough.

It is a trick question.

 

[MindlessWork]

Ass on the seat, bucket in hand to catch vomit.

Been there done that...shitty times.

Get better quick, @Eman.

 

[Eman]

Hoping it passes in the next day or 2. I'm dead man

It was two days for me.. first night was worst. Couldn't keep water down for more than an hour. Vomiting every hour.

Second night was the other end, every fucking hour lol.

Third day I felt better but my organs just hurt like hell.

 

[mjf]

My 9yo daughter had that dilemna late one night. She chose wrong. She had most of the poop cleaned up before anyone knew what was going on. Proud papa moment that she took it upon herself to clean her mess, but felt bad that she was sick and had to clean the floor. I finished the cleaning while the wife threw her in the shower to wash her up.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

This actually happened^^^^
Shit in urinal, puke on floor.

 

[insaiyan93]

Some moresolid advice for when you have a stomache bug

 

[NovaFlex]

It was two days for me.. first night was worst. Couldn't keep water down for more than an hour. Vomiting every hour.

Second night was the other end, every fucking hour lol.

Third day I felt better but my organs just hurt like hell.

This is 100% me right now. Got it from my daughter. I'm on the first night

 

[Eman]

This is 100% me right now. Got it from my daughter. I'm on the first night

My girlfriend was coming down with it this evening... She throws up once and says, I feel better. Says she just feels a little nauseous now but not that bad. Fucking bitch. Lol.

 

[MindlessWork]

My girlfriend was coming down with it this evening... She throws up once and says, I feel better. Says she just feels a little nauseous now but not that bad. Fucking bitch. Lol.

Now you gotta go baby her, haha.

 

[NovaFlex]

My girlfriend was coming down with it this evening... She throws up once and says, I feel better. Says she just feels a little nauseous now but not that bad. Fucking bitch. Lol.

That's how my daughter was. She threw up a little and was fine

 

[MindlessWork]

That's how my daughter was. She threw up a little and was fine

Hang in there and hope you feel better soon!

 

[HIGHRISK]

You sound like you have what I just got over... Enjoy.

It's a trick question.

Yep lasted about 20 hrs here.
Fucking miserable

 

[SuperMaroid]

Take the back lid off the toilet and sit backwards.

 

[Docd187123]

Take the back lid off the toilet and sit backwards.

That's how you answer a fucking trick question. Props for the best response lol

 

[Boston1977]

id rather wipe up puke than shit.

 

[Tren423]

Take the back lid off the toilet and sit backwards.

This is the correct answer! We call that an "upper-decker" where I'm from.

 

[JimLahey]

small bathrooms come in handy for this situation. shit sitting at an angle, puke in the tub.