Who's entertaining me tonight?

Grizzly

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So, who's going to be on keeping me company? I suppose that one old boy will be on because he has no reason to go to a "beat club"(whatever the fuck one of those is) since he can't get laid anyway. LOL

I'm here all night. I gotta shave and that's about what I have to entertain myself with tonight. Oh yeah, and the laundry. :(
 
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Griz,
You may be a "SENIOR" member, but that dont' mean they don't have clubs for that too. Or at least bars. Go chase some ass.
 
I got live in ass. She's gone for the weekend, but that just wouldn't be nice. Plus, I've got to lift and train MMA tomorrow, so I can't be getting all wasted which is the inevitable result of me leaving the house. There's no such thing as me taking it easy at a bar. :D
 
so grizz, you fight right? is it professionally or what? what about UCF or shootfighting? thats really awsome, some pics would be cool too
 
Yeah, I'm a professional MMA fighter.(MMA is the style of fighting that is the UFC) It's a pretty good time. There's something really fun about whipping someone's ass. LOL I'm sick!:D
 
damn bro, arent you like 280 lbs? hehe im 186 :o
are MMA matches televised? is there a webpage that has some of your fights on it?

how do you have time to train with almost 1,200 posts!?
 
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Grizzly said:
Yeah, I'm a professional MMA fighter.(MMA is the style of fighting that is the UFC) It's a pretty good time. There's something really fun about whipping someone's ass. LOL I'm sick!:D


Grizz I am here too but I am at mom's and she says hello lol...I am bored out of my mind...not gonna be here for long I am gonna crash ttyl
 
jd62 said:
damn bro, arent you like 280 lbs? hehe im 186 :o
are MMA matches televised? is there a webpage that has some of your fights on it?

how do you have time to train with almost 1,200 posts!?

Yeah, I'm 280-some. Although, I feel like I may have broken the 280 mark and might be somewheres around 278. I'll find out tomorrow.

Sometimes they're televised, but usually just on PPV (UFC/King of the Cage) I think I've been on television in Mexico. I know I've been on the news there several times. We did a few promotional things for the event on the news. One of my training partners made the Monterrey newspaper when he fought one of their hometown boys.

I've seen some pics and whatnot on the 'net, but I don't remember where I saw them.

Training is easy. I just graduated with my two degrees and I've been waiting to get a job, so I don't do shit all day. That's how I got the high posts. Althoug, in a month, I start a "real" job, so I imagine I won't be around as much. Who knows, though, it might be one of those comfy jobs that everyone else seems to have where you don't do shit and get to fuck off on Meso all day. :D
 
sup grizz. just got back from my neighbor's house. he was having a pizza and beer party complete with hookers and portuguese midget goats. lol the goats ans the hookers were all greased up playing a game of twister. my neighbor's wife was pee'ing on on one of the hookers (hope gordon's reading tonight...) and i was taking snap-shots of my neighbor brushing the babysitter's teeth with his 'large' toothbrush.... :D i'd post 'em but i know bob or phreezer would zap 'em so maybe i'll just email 'em to ya.... ;) yes, i have been drinking.... hope everyone is doing well. :cool:
 
Time to take out the alcohol horniness on the old lady, eh? :D

I just remembered the good part of Saturday nights. There's like 10 episodes of Law&Order on. Hoorah!
 
lol dude, that's what she's watching. too funny. i don't do the tv thing so maybe if i've got some energy when it's over, i'll try my hand at the old in-ou-in-out... :D . and what's this about getting a real job, you sell-out... :cool:
 
It won't be over for 1.5hours. It's on 'til 11, baby! Court TV will be running the good Forensic Files shows and all that good stuff. I might not be in as bad of shape as I thought.
 
damn it she's still watching the tube! i guess i'll head on back to the neighbor's house. hey those midget goats were kinda hot.... :D
 
Chip Bronson said:
sup grizz. just got back from my neighbor's house. he was having a pizza and beer party complete with hookers and portuguese midget goats. lol the goats ans the hookers were all greased up playing a game of twister. my neighbor's wife was pee'ing on on one of the hookers (hope gordon's reading tonight...) and i was taking snap-shots of my neighbor brushing the babysitter's teeth with his 'large' toothbrush.... :D i'd post 'em but i know bob or phreezer would zap 'em so maybe i'll just email 'em to ya.... ;) yes, i have been drinking.... hope everyone is doing well. :cool:

shit all we need to make it perfect is some axle grease, phillips head screwdriver , jumper cables, a honda generator.....and a 5hp groundhog auger
 
chris gordon said:
shit all we need to make it perfect is some axle grease, phillips head screwdriver , jumper cables, a honda generator.....and a 5hp groundhog auger

i got me a flathead and the jumper cables. i don't what the other stuff is; too technical for me but now i feel i'm leaving very important items out of this equation. damn it chris, i wish you were here bro... :D
 
ok you can improvise i guess....red jumper cable connect to your taintmeat...black cable to nutsack...other end needs at least 110volts for best orgasm and ground the black end to a greased pig
 
hey chip i found some pics of a groundhog auger...these things rock....you can perform as many sick, nasty, perverted, tissue destroying, deviant sexual fetishes as your mind can concieve
 
chris gordon said:
hey chip i found some pics of a groundhog auger...these things rock....you can perform as many sick, nasty, perverted, tissue destroying, deviant sexual fetishes as your mind can concieve

LMAO

HHH
 
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