Your most embarrassing monent.

[FTW]

Your most embarrassing moment.

I dont think this topic has been done so why not.

What was the dumbest thing you done in your life that makes you feal like a total jackass?

 

[FTW]

Ok i'll go first. One night i was out with a bro on a double date and took a couple girls on a backroad and my car at the time was a hatchback. We were all drunk and the girl i had was gona put out so i droped the back and went to town. Bad part was my buddy could get none off his girl and got pissed off and drove my car around town while everbody was watching me go for the gold in the back. atleast 20 of my friends seen me.

 

[Adogg4]

mine was probably a few years back...
was giving an oral report in a business class I was taking at a JC, the teacher was this hot chick in her late 20's I would say, and the bitch was wearing this low cut blouse for everyone to see her fat tits hanging out

so I was up in front of the class and popped a huge woody- fortunately I was behind the podeum but my report was only 5 minutes long or so and when I was done I still had wood

had to untuck my dress shirt and try to hunch over when I walked back to my desk lol

 

[MJM]

Haha I like that one bro.

mine was probably a few years back...
was giving an oral report in a business class I was taking at a JC, the teacher was this hot chick in her late 20's I would say, and the bitch was wearing this low cut blouse for everyone to see her fat tits hanging out

so I was up in front of the class and popped a huge woody- fortunately I was behind the podeum but my report was only 5 minutes long or so and when I was done I still had wood

had to untuck my dress shirt and try to hunch over when I walked back to my desk lol

 

[ramboj70]

Haha I like that one bro.

I will never forget mine, I was in high school and I was runner up for Mr Elk Grove I guess you can say a beauty padgent for guys, well I was on stage and there was a croud of 300 in the gym, I had to answer a question, and mine was why do you think you should be Mr Elk Grove, and I ripp off my shirt so you could see my upper part of body and I had shorts on but no undies on under them, and i say because of my body and I started flexing, it was so awsome croud was going nuts, but a good friend of mine came from behind stage and pulled off my shorts and my fucking cock was hanging out for the entire croud to see, I pulled shorts back up adn kept on flexing, and then my question right after that was how do you feel now that your entire body was exposed, here is what I said, well as you all saw me fully exposed I have nothing to be ashamed about, the girls in the croud went nuts, i was never so embarressed before ever,

 

[Slick Arrado]

I will never forget mine, I was in high school and I was runner up for Mr Elk Grove I guess you can say a beauty padgent for guys, well I was on stage and there was a croud of 300 in the gym, I had to answer a question, and mine was why do you think you should be Mr Elk Grove, and I ripp off my shirt so you could see my upper part of body and I had shorts on but no undies on under them, and i say because of my body and I started flexing, it was so awsome croud was going nuts, but a good friend of mine came from behind stage and pulled off my shorts and my fucking cock was hanging out for the entire croud to see, I pulled shorts back up adn kept on flexing, and then my question right after that was how do you feel now that your entire body was exposed, here is what I said, well as you all saw me fully exposed I have nothing to be ashamed about, the girls in the croud went nuts, i was never so embarressed before ever,

Same thing, almost, happened to me. I was giving a speech and my friend pulled my shorts down but I had underwear on. Rambo, why weren't you wearing Speedos or one of your wife's thongs?

 

[spound]

I will never forget mine, I was in high school and I was runner up for Mr Elk Grove I guess you can say a beauty padgent for guys, well I was on stage and there was a croud of 300 in the gym, I had to answer a question, and mine was why do you think you should be Mr Elk Grove, and I ripp off my shirt so you could see my upper part of body and I had shorts on but no undies on under them, and i say because of my body and I started flexing, it was so awsome croud was going nuts, but a good friend of mine came from behind stage and pulled off my shorts and my fucking cock was hanging out for the entire croud to see, I pulled shorts back up adn kept on flexing, and then my question right after that was how do you feel now that your entire body was exposed, here is what I said, well as you all saw me fully exposed I have nothing to be ashamed about, the girls in the croud went nuts, i was never so embarressed before ever,

Did this really happen rambo?!?! It is crazy how many stories you have

 

[FTW]

Did this really happen rambo?!?! It is crazy how many stories you have

If he is always telling the truth then this bro truley does not give a fuk for much of nothing and has no shame. I respect that LoL.

Rambo i know you have more stupid shit you done then the last story even though it was good. try and top it.

 

[ramboj70]

If he is always telling the truth then this bro truley does not give a fuk for much of nothing and has no shame. I respect that LoL.

Rambo i know you have more stupid shit you done then the last story even though it was good. try and top it.

bro it was a tru story, I have many good stories I could tell but you would think I was a crazy fucker if I told most of them, I have this motto, I really dont care what people think of me, I live life to the fullest because you only live one time, why do nothing, have some fun you live longer, as long as nobody gets hurt its all good

 

[ramboj70]

bro it was a tru story, I have many good stories I could tell but you would think I was a crazy fucker if I told most of them, I have this motto, I really dont care what people think of me, I live life to the fullest because you only live one time, why do nothing, have some fun you live longer, as long as nobody gets hurt its all good

I was shipped on a excercise in the marine corps to Thailand it was my first time there. It was in 1996 we got some time to go out on town to explore the city life, well some buddies and I went to this bar, I met this 18 year old girl, we went upstaries to have sex well I was buck naked and fucking her braines out, then the celing gave and we fell half way through the cealing, well instead of getting up, I just kept bounding her, I had the hole bar in tears.

 

[sweettart29]

Ok i'll go first. One night i was out with a bro on a double date and took a couple girls on a backroad and my car at the time was a hatchback. We were all drunk and the girl i had was gona put out so i droped the back and went to town. Bad part was my buddy could get none off his girl and got pissed off and drove my car around town while everbody was watching me go for the gold in the back. atleast 20 of my friends seen me.

OMG ftw mine is almost as bad as yours my sister went on date wtih someone that I graduated with and my first husband and I got on in the back seat of his hatch back on the way home

 

[ramboj70]

OMG ftw mine is almost as bad as yours my sister went on date wtih someone that I graduated with and my first husband and I got on in the back seat of his hatch back on the way home

hey sweet I always thought you were that sweet good lady, guess I was wrong, your wild.

 

[Desibaba]

Did it ever happen to anyone that you got busted wacking off? like you are wacking away with a porno mag in your hand and your mom or wife walks in the room and catches you in the act???

 

[ramboj70]

Did it ever happen to anyone that you got busted wacking off? like you are wacking away with a porno mag in your hand and your mom or wife walks in the room and catches you in the act???

thank god that has never happened to me, with all the jacking off i do I am surprised I have not got caught yet,

 

[FTW]

OMG ftw mine is almost as bad as yours my sister went on date wtih someone that I graduated with and my first husband and I got on in the back seat of his hatch back on the way home

Damn i think sweet could be my ex wife....LoL. Sweet honey could i have 1/2 the house back now???

But serious my old honda accord was a pimp buggy with hatch back, sleeping bag and beer cooler in the back. At the time for a 17 year old i was hooked up. Damn i miss that car.

 

[FTW]

I was shipped on a excercise in the marine corps to Thailand it was my first time there. It was in 1996 we got some time to go out on town to explore the city life, well some buddies and I went to this bar, I met this 18 year old girl, we went upstaries to have sex well I was buck naked and fucking her braines out, then the celing gave and we fell half way through the cealing, well instead of getting up, I just kept bounding her, I had the hole bar in tears.

Lmfao now this is a classic Rambo story. Let me get this right you hook up with a Thai chick. The kind that says 10 dolar fikie fukie, me love you long time soldier boy and then take her upstairs and get your freak on. But the whole roof colapses? What did you drop like 15-20 feet to the bar level? That would have been funny as fuk to be drinking a beer in a bar and see Rambo drop out of the sky hunching his brains out.

 

[ramboj70]

Lmfao now this is a classic Rambo story. Let me get this right you hook up with a Thai chick. The kind that says 10 dolar fikie fukie, me love you long time soldier boy and then take her upstairs and get your freak on. But the whole roof colapses? What did you drop like 15-20 feet to the bar level? That would have been funny as fuk to be drinking a beer in a bar and see Rambo drop out of the sky hunching his brains out.

the bar had a second floor that is where we were getting it on, I must have been banging her pretty damn hard, I know it was hot as fuck up there and I wanted to get done fast, but the part that fell through was between 2 X 4's so we were still laying down but half the lower half was hanging out, balls and all even her snatch was exposed, it was great! me luv you long time rambo fuckie suckie boom boom baby

 

[FTW]

the bar had a second floor that is where we were getting it on, I must have been banging her pretty damn hard, I know it was hot as fuck up there and I wanted to get done fast, but the part that fell through was between 2 X 4's so we were still laying down but half the lower half was hanging out, balls and all even her snatch was exposed, it was great! me luv you long time rambo fuckie suckie boom boom baby

Man you crack me up. Hell i think i would rather have a beer with Rambo than a rock star sometimes.

BTW: Did you hafe to tie one of those 2x4's to your ass???

 

[milesfan]

I was banging my high school sweet heart, she we were humping on the living room floor, the dad came home early. Apparently saw us through the window and didnt want to come in the back door, he came in the front and took his time jiggling the keys and door knob, i jumped up, pulled up my pants and landed on the couch all in one movement, she ran to the bathroom and was "cleaning up" he dad stormed in and started yelling in spanish, i just sat there and said "ok". I thought he was gonna pummel me but he just lectured us for 3 hours and made us tell her mom and sisters.

 

[thick]

been drinking and was on my way home. ditched my car. Walked a mile home. got my dads 4x4. drove it back. pulled my car out down hill. My car rolls beside me into the other fucking ditch. Pull it out again uphill this time. Than drive one car 100 yards and walk and get the other car and leapfrog all the way home. Not one of my brighter moves