Gym Etiquette

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peoplejerkingoff in the sauna

Sorry, I'll stop.

 

[alphastrength50]

its ok bro just dont do it while.im in there

 

[flenser]

Personal trainers who count their client's reps out loud. Makes me lose count every time, and most days I'm only counting to 5.

 

[Ozzy619]

What's up with chicks wearing tiny little booty shorts to the gym? Their ass literally hangs out and you can see their fat muff outline. Are these chicks searching for cock or just wanting to get attention. I noticed this about a year ago and its just getting better and better the tinier they get. Is this a socal phenomenon or country wide? I posted an example below.

 

[FuriousWO]

I don't see the problem here Ozzy

 

[Ricardo]

I don't see the problem here Ozzy

I'm in the wrong gyms lol

 

[Hisense]

There might be a thread about this on here, but anyways, this is what I hate when I go to the gym. In no particular order. Feel free to add.

1. Taking three or more pairs of dumb bells for your sets. Take a pair at a time, no one has time for that shit.
2. Don't stand directly in front of the dumb bell rack, Ill drop a weight on your foot.
3. Wipe your sweat off where you were sitting.
4. Feel free to lift heavy, but throwing your weights means you have no control.
5. Don't scream with each rep, you sound like a retard.
6. When you bring your gym bag on the floor its obvious you have a strong attachment to your gear and are affraid its going to get jacked from the locker.
7. Curling in the squat rack. Wtf
8. Taking the bench press bar to do dead lifts. There's another place for that.
9. Guys who shadow box in front of the mirror. You look like an idiot.
10. I hate seeing guys wear vibrams, spandex pants and an altitude trainer all at one time.
11. Re-rack your weights where they belong. Don't leave them on the other side of the damn gym.
11. People who want to "work in" with me. Just wait dude.
12. Take selfies in front of the mirror or anywhere else. You look gay.
13. This doesn't really bug me but if you're a girl and your cycling var its sooo obvious.
14. Pick up your empty vpx and water bottles when your done.
15. Trainers that try and kick you off the machine you're on. Im going to tell you know and make you look dumb in front of your client.

You just described my local LA Fitness. Minus 11, they are too self-centered to train with anyone who's not "pretty". Luckily, I always keep to myself., I go in and train and I'm out.

 

[Ozzy619]

I don't see the problem here Ozzy

No problem at all, just can't believe it

You just described my local LA Fitness. Minus 11, they are too self-centered to train with anyone who's not "pretty". Luckily, I always keep to myself., I go in and train and I'm out.

Yes, both LA Fitness and 24Hr Fitness by my house are just like this. They have a little click, most have fake tits and they're always wearing "fuck me" make up. I call them the Real Houswives of Eastlake. Alot of them are in shape milfs.

 

[Hisense]

No problem at all, just can't believe it



Yes, both LA Fitness and 24Hr Fitness by my house are just like this. They have a little click, most have fake tits and they're always wearing "fuck me" make up. I call them the Real Houswives of Eastlake. Alot of them are in shape milfs.

I wish I had hot MILFs at my gym.

 

[kcxvi]

hot milfs or chicks wearing little clothes is awesome to look at but can be a little distracting. Have to keep focus. or just pervert stare them, either way.

 

[Ozzy619]

hot milfs or chicks wearing little clothes is awesome to look at but can be a little distracting. Have to keep focus. or just pervert stare them, either way.

Its about milf 30 so Im about to go pervert stare right now, shit get me motivated as hell.

 

[FuriousWO]

I much prefer "20yo o'clock" as my gym hour lol

 

[Manny]

I'm in the wrong gyms lol

The gym im in is pretty good about this. If you're a big grrl you have to wear a moo moo, if hott, naked workout!! J/k, I wish! Seriously though, there's a good ratio of sexy to not!

 

[Ricardo]

The gym im in is pretty good about this. If you're a big grrl you have to wear a moo moo, if hott, naked workout!! J/k, I wish! Seriously though, there's a good ratio of sexy to not!

I train in an industrial unit at 6am there is zero anybody there at that time, it's great for being able to focus on training in and out in 35mins no distractions! Though a change of scenery would be nice every once in a blue moon lol

 

[Oregonstrong]

Hahaha... I usually keep a pair of headphones in the car but I've forgotten them a few times and when I do I always have to stop at a store and grab a pair.. Without headphones shit just doesn't feel right..

I do this same shit Johnny! I can't workout without my headphones and my music up as load as I can get it. I must have 50 pairs of headphones. Pisses me off when I forget them but will not workout without them so spend the $15.

 

[Ozzy619]

So I was doing some flat bench today, 225lbs and this cocky mofo comes strolling in the gym with his girlfriend and son who's like 12. He picks the bench right next to me. No warm up or stretching and this dude slaps 315 on. Alot of dudes are looking at him at this point. He gets the bar up, drops it to his chest and it fucking stays on his chest. We had to help him lift it up. Funnier than shit when a cocky motherfucker fails.

 

[FuriousWO]

Lol, that's my biggest fear, working out alone and getting caught under the bar

 

[Ozzy619]

Lol, that's my biggest fear, working out alone and getting caught under the bar

I ask strangers for a spot all the time, I would hate that too, I don't think I would be able to go back lol

 

[lightspan]

I ask strangers for a spot all the time, I would hate that too, I don't think I would be able to go back lol

This. I go to a hole in the wall gym though, everyone is pretty much there to push weight, minimal bullshit, so people are cool about spotting. But yeah, if I were trying to push it and got pinned I would have to find another gym. The shame...

 

[pumpingiron22]

Yeah 24hr suck so does anytime fitness. Im at a hard core gym now I love it there no ac and its 99% OUT SIDE. But I love it. Left the other gyms cause its all the same no one re racks. The weights. Old man going crazy on the cardio. Fat guy on the Abs machine that should be on the cardio machine. Machine hogs. And then you have the stalker that does all the same exsersize and weights but tries to do more. As fats as the honeys never minded to much. Lucky I dont have to deal with any of this at my new gym thank goodness!