Fat!!

[Masters Power]

This is my problem. Beer and pussy. Two things I love most in life.

Luckily while pussy leads to many problems weight gain isn't one of them (at least not directly) so you only have to cut back on one of the two.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Whiskey has less calories and gets you right to the point

 

[Moose]

Luckily while pussy leads to many problems weight gain isn't one of them (at least not directly) so you only have to cut back on one of the two.

I think I can live with that compromise.