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Ozzy619

Ozzy619

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If this topic offends you then you have the right the hit the back button, but to me sex is natural and absolutely necessary in life.

Lets get real here, when we are on gear our libido is through the roof, Im sure most of us bug our wives/girlfriends with how much we want it and with how freaky we can get. Lets make this an open thread where we can discuss any sexual problems, cool little tricks and anything else related to the topic without passing judgment. Im sure we will all be able to takes some stuff away from this thread, whether it be good or bad.

I personally have problems with my wifes libido in comparison to my own, but I make up for it by emotionally stimulating her and bringing fun new stuff to the table all the time. This is what turns my wife on. In a little bit Ill post some stuff I do to spice up our sex life.
 
Sorry I got a pm I had to answer, so now back on topic. First Im going to talk about how I get my wife turned on. I do this stuff not only for sex, but because I love and am in love with my wife.

@Dr JIM had a very valid point yesterday that women are creatures of emotion. To stimulate them you need to meet their emotional needs first and foremost, otherwise they are just going through the sexual motions.

I hate shopping, but sometimes I recommend we go to her favorite stores, such as thrift store shopping and baby stores. I make sure to be involved in this process and have a smile the entire time. This leads to either a blowjob or dirty sex.

When she is busy all day with the baby Ill make a healthy dinner she likes, wash the dishes and help her as much as I can around the house. This shows her that I care about her needs. When I mert her needs, my needs are met.

This weekend Im planning a nice date with my wife, when she dresses up she feels sexy, especially when I continually compliment her and tell her how much in love I am with her. Basically put the effort in just like when we first dated, give her the feeling of something new and fresh. Shes already talking about messing around in the car and all the toys she wants to play with when we get home.

My whole point to this is that if youre married or in a serious relationship it takes a lot of work. But just as much as we want sex, our women want their needs met too.
 
Now for the dirty shit, this will be offensive, so if you dont like it, bounce.

So today I brought something new to the table and used a cock ring for the first time. Basically a very small rubber ring, didnt think it would fit but I guess thats the point as it constricts blood. Instead of sex I opted for a blowjob. I must say my wife was thoroughly impressed with the girdth, vasculrity and sheer size that little ring added. It seriously made me look huge, she said it felt like a big dildo. Ive never seen her go to work like she did today, didnt use any hands and I busted in record time. If youve never used on before theyre super cheap and pretty damn nice, just watch to make sure you dont get too excited and leave it on for too long. I got mine online from amazon, we actually get all our toys online as theyre much cheaper.

And my wife knows Im posting this, she regularly checks up on my meso postings.
 
Well, being that my girlfriend is a Rookie PO she sometimes practices what she calls "Going Rodney King on your Ass" no butt stuff though..

I never thought bondage would be this good really. But she takes control and I kind of like it..

Every Sunday she makes me pay for whatever dirty shit I do to her by taking her out all fucking day.. First is breakfast at her parents.. Fuckers keep calling me Dee Rows..
Then it's church.. I hate that fucking church with a passion.
Why the fuck are these people so touchy can't they see I'm uncomfortable as fuck as it is :(

Then it's lunch with her family..
Some many japs it would make a Vietnam vet have flashbacks..

Then we go to an over priced farmers market.. She buys $20 honey, $15 dollar bottles of olive oil, and bunch of other organic bull shit

Then we go to the Mall..
She goes to every single outlet until she finds what she's looking for and it all comes out of my wallet :(

Then it's dinner again with her bitch ass family..

Dinner time is basically Flame Tyrone time..

"So why you not get her pregnant yet? Are you Sterile? We have good doctor you could see."

"Why you not married yet? Is our daughter not pretty enough for you Deeerick Rows?"

"Why you eating all our food John Coffey?"

"We Japanese yet you are the one working at the Railroad!"

"Is that shirt you wearing made out of CAWTON?" (Insert Jap laughter)"

"Why all you drive Cadillacs?"

"You know DoctOR Dray?"

"How many Bayybee Momma's you have Dee Rows?"


In short I pay a steep price for sex :(
 
I've gotta say, Ozzy and Tyrone - That sounds like an awful lot of work for a piece of tail. I mean, it's just a piece of tail. If I had to go through all that work and expense - just to get laid - I'd hire a professional and be done with it. And then I wouldn't have to listen to the mindless chattering afterwards.
 
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My wife is 34 weeks pregnant and we were fucking everyday up until about a week ago. All of a Sudden she is very, very pregnant. Finding the right position has been difficult at times. Even eating the puss has gone kind of south. She has been very "leaky" as of late and it sometimes looks like cottage cheese. :(

In a few months things will be back to normal and then it's on. We've really been discussing ways to bring in another female to our relationship. I know some will say it's a bad idea but our relationship is strong and I believe it's going to bring us closer. Plus I get some head from two women at the same time.

In the meantime I just have to play my part and continue to coddle her. Hopefully with 2 kids we can still find time to have each other. I mean our love is what built my family, though it's going to be difficult for a while.
 
CensoredBoardsSuck said:
I've gotta say, Ozzy and Tyrone - That sounds like an awful lot of work for a piece of tail. I mean, it's just a piece of tail. If I had to go through all that work and expense - just to get laid - I'd hire a professional and be done with it. And then I wouldn't have to listen to the mindless chattering afterwards.
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yea but I'm assuming they like the GFE type sex..Some guys need that to stay turned n...professional girls you really get zero of that and it could feel as somethings left out of the dirty sex..Nothing better then fucking like a champ and being rewarded by your wife/gf kissing you and saying things to make you feel even more then the champ perhaps the King...professionals you don't get that..what you get is a chance to put on a condom and try to fuck that pussy better then thousands of others all the while shes thinking you are a scumbag with a smile on her face..Not so much anything there to turn you on ..Me personally I have more fun jacking off..
 
pmac928 said:
My wife is 34 weeks pregnant and we were fucking everyday up until about a week ago. All of a Sudden she is very, very pregnant. Finding the right position has been difficult at times. Even eating the puss has gone kind of south. She has been very "leaky" as of late and it sometimes looks like cottage cheese. :(

In a few months things will be back to normal and then it's on. We've really been discussing ways to bring in another female to our relationship. I know some will say it's a bad idea but our relationship is strong and I believe it's going to bring us closer. Plus I get some head from two women at the same time.

In the meantime I just have to play my part and continue to coddle her. Hopefully with 2 kids we can still find time to have each other. I mean our love is what built my family, though it's going to be difficult for a while.
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good luck with the 2nd female..never again for me , things went sour quickly
 
CensoredBoardsSuck said:
I've gotta say, Ozzy and Tyrone - That sounds like an awful lot of work for a piece of tail. I mean, it's just a piece of tail. If I had to go through all that work and expense - just to get laid - I'd hire a professional and be done with it. And then I wouldn't have to listen to the mindless chattering afterwards.
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Yup, you're always paying for it, one way or another
 
Good thread @Ozzy619.

Seems like I always have to eat the puss to get laid nowadays. I don't mind it actually it gets me going too. Lately she's been more position friendly. Little getaways or mini vacations really spice up my relationship.
 
pmac928 said:
My wife is 34 weeks pregnant and we were fucking everyday up until about a week ago. All of a Sudden she is very, very pregnant. Finding the right position has been difficult at times. Even eating the puss has gone kind of south. She has been very "leaky" as of late and it sometimes looks like cottage cheese. :(

In a few months things will be back to normal and then it's on. We've really been discussing ways to bring in another female to our relationship. I know some will say it's a bad idea but our relationship is strong and I believe it's going to bring us closer. Plus I get some head from two women at the same time.

In the meantime I just have to play my part and continue to coddle her. Hopefully with 2 kids we can still find time to have each other. I mean our love is what built my family, though it's going to be difficult for a while.
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If you have a strong relationship with no hang ups I say go for the other girl. My wife and I have done it several times and because of the communication that is needed for this kind of relationship to work, we have only gotten strong and more passionate. But your relationship has to be on point or it will not work. I'm pretty sure you saw my thread about it, but if not.....

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/well.134367391/
 
My girl is freaky and wants sex more than I do most of the time, and she is 10 years older. My favorite is when she sticks the little bullet for the clot inside the bag and tells me to fuck her. The whole pussy vibrates and she says it's makes my duck vibrate too. I can't last longer than a minute. Shit is awesome!
 
Nitrust said:
My girl is freaky and wants sex more than I do most of the time, and she is 10 years older. My favorite is when she sticks the little bullet for the clot inside the bag and tells me to fuck her. The whole pussy vibrates and she says it's makes my duck vibrate too. I can't last longer than a minute. Shit is awesome!
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Wow this sounds erotic like a mofo. Nice!
 
CensoredBoardsSuck said:
I've gotta say, Ozzy and Tyrone - That sounds like an awful lot of work for a piece of tail. I mean, it's just a piece of tail. If I had to go through all that work and expense - just to get laid - I'd hire a professional and be done with it. And then I wouldn't have to listen to the mindless chattering afterwards.
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What are you gonna talk about? What hand lotion you prefer? I'm guessing Jergens...
 
manafest said:
yea but I'm assuming they like the GFE type sex..Some guys need that to stay turned n...professional girls you really get zero of that and it could feel as somethings left out of the dirty sex..Nothing better then fucking like a champ and being rewarded by your wife/gf kissing you and saying things to make you feel even more then the champ perhaps the King...professionals you don't get that..what you get is a chance to put on a condom and try to fuck that pussy better then thousands of others all the while shes thinking you are a scumbag with a smile on her face..Not so much anything there to turn you on ..Me personally I have more fun jacking off..
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Damn, I never thoight of that before but youre right. I cant get off with a paid piece of ass. The girl has to be legitimately turned on for me to enjoy it. I cant do it when a girl is just going through the motions.
 
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