Trukkers Hormone Highway to Hell

Hmmm. That isn't your girl:confused::D
nope. BF...
Got a history but we never "dated", we are all friends. My girl has always been slightly jealous but I just laid it down from day 1. It's fun to roll with a 6ft blonde and a 6ft brunette on each arm..."the fuck is dude with the high fade mohawk and wrangler jean jacket???"
...they dig the boot game Tater, and I give the best hugs ;)

We turned a couple heads when we walked in that steakhouse Xmas eve @gr8whitetrukker ...our girls' are magnified by how goddam fugly we are!
 
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I spent NY gettin dizzy on shine hangin with my chick at home. Talkin stupid drunk talk and fuckin. Alot!:D say goodbye to 2015 with a BANG
Lol thats so wierd you would menton shine. We went out to my Aunt an Uncles Christmas Eve an drank a lil shine. My uncle has his own distillery an makes 50gallons at a time. He said that its legal to have your own distillery an for each person in the household that is 21 an over can have 50gallons of shine for his personal use. Anyways lol, he had spme really good tastin lemon aid, berry, an cherry shine. The fruits were actually in the mason jars floating around lol. He personally prefers his straight white lightnin. I think he said it was somewhere around 180 proof lol. Fuck that shit hahah
 
Lol thats so wierd you would menton shine. We went out to my Aunt an Uncles Christmas Eve an drank a lil shine. My uncle has his own distillery an makes 50gallons at a time. He said that its legal to have your own distillery an for each person in the household that is 21 an over can have 50gallons of shine for his personal use. Anyways lol, he had spme really good tastin lemon aid, berry, an cherry shine. The fruits were actually in the mason jars floating around lol. He personally prefers his straight white lightnin. I think he said it was somewhere around 180 proof lol. Fuck that shit hahah
Nah man that's the good shit!...shake that jar and check the bead thats how the good ol boys proof it. Quicker the bead clears the better it is (higher proof) and when it burns blue you know it's good enough to take to town, run your truck, or make you do the Popcorn jig.

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The best and real brandy is still clear just from fruit mash, tastes like fruit but still burns blue. The only exception would be some apple pie recipes where you still use apple mash but add a cinnamon stick to the jar so it does take on a little color with aging. These days guys take sugar shine cause its cheap + easy and add fruit after the fact. A step up is use real corn mash whiskey then add fruit and few spoons of sugar and age it 3-6 months underground. Your uncle saying he likes it clear don't necessarily mean he likes straight corn whiskey, he just knows his shit....very few ol timers left still keepin that alive.
 
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I got a little clear hanging around the house myself. Shit will make you retarded
 
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I got a little clear hanging around the house myself. Shit will make you retarded
I find that the apple pie shine is easier to drink than my jack or jim despite it being more than 2x the proof! Very nice stuff:D
I put down maybe 1/8 last night and I was right square in the "whiskey matrix":p
You know? Where you instantly become the most introspective and interesting man in the world? Where every thing all of a sudden makes sense and can carry a conversation about complete nothing. Ya I been outta the mix a while:oops:
 
I find that the apple pie shine is easier to drink than my jack or jim despite it being more than 2x the proof! Very nice stuff:D
I put down maybe 1/8 last night and I was right square in the "whiskey matrix":p
You know? Where you instantly become the most introspective and interesting man in the world? Where every thing all of a sudden makes sense and can carry a conversation about complete nothing. Ya I been outta the mix a while:oops:


Trust me I know the feeling. We normally get the unflavored kinda and make our own flavoring to make it easier to drink. Plus it helps from going overboard with it. Gotta be carful with that shit
 
Never tried lighting that jet fluid...
No the good times ain't over but the drunken puke fest ones are. You'll see what I mean later youngin...
Science says no more "new" brain cells past 30. That would explain why my affinity for being piss drunk isnt no fun no more :(
 
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