Tips for avoiding jail for new users ordering online

I don't eat the apple pies only because I don't eat much sugar..
I think now it's more about my teeth, like always
and not so much, about health, at this point. .. My teeth are very nice :-)

I will eat the hell out of the burgers, though
 
I'm inspired by bickel's rant my self.even with my shriveled nutz.I just quit my job f*ck it...

Boston you crack me up you Chowdahead! And don't worry about quitting your job - the boss will just pressure your ex-coworkers to step it up, do their job AND your old job, for no additional compensation, and do that for 2 and 1/2 months, while saving on payroll and pretending that they are trying really hard to replace you. They'll claim that it just "takes time to bring someone new in" despite the 300 applications that have been submitted in the last 5 days!

Oh, and the great thing is, that same boss will get patted on the back (behind the scenes) for saving payroll dollars.
 
Bicky !! Can I call u bicky lol nah think 29 is better like agent 29 not 99.plz don't think I'm disrespectful I'm not sayin ur a cop.unless ur really a cop than I'm just digging myself a hole.DAM now I forgot wtf I was gona say. Having a Senior moment.. OH.THAT ONE WAS BETTER THAN UR LAST 4 SURE .my fiancé is pissed Cuz I found my other social life this meso thing .I can't get off it .Lots a good guy great info.if I could just find a place that sells chowda & pahk my can I'll be good
 
I seriously dont think the DEA targets personal users. Also don't think local law enforcement has resources for finding out who is buying gear online. Are there even stories of someone being arrested for possession of aas for personal use that wasn't investigated in relation to sme other criminal offense?
"Yes"...but not because most simply got caught for other relate able reasons. It's because other stupidities get in the way...big mouth, no sense of decorum, people who shouldn't know about you doing aas, well...knowing...especially those who are jealous or simply don't like you. Most aas users seem to almost universally have all the characteristics of any heroin, methamphetamine addict. The very same characteristics that make all users vulnerable to the same traps. And those traps work equally well on addicts and aas dependent people like many of this forum. Many aas users pay every bit as much attention (if not far more attention) to your drugs of choice than the average addict does...even more actually. Yet no one seems to have the balls to call this shitty behavior what it is. Many of you seem far more concerned about having plenty of your drugs of choice on hand, far more worried about potency and availability and what body part your going to inject into. It's frightening to be me and have only 8 months of consistent lifting and study before i made any decisions and i can't be the only responsible person i know. Having a medical degree helps and lots and lots of study even more. I'm 61 years old and after eight months of studied lifting i look and i'm sure i feel better than half the twenty somethings on these sites seem to, and unlike most of them i do know "why" and "how" i do what i do. And i can hold weight in the air without becoming breathless (unlike most of these guys who only appear healthy and fit). Anyway, what the cowboy from texas said about dumping his shit on any friend isn't funny. The arrogance i see on these sites is astounding and only surpassed by the ignorance you people express when pretending to give advice. This is just my opinion and i could be wrong but don't think i am. I'm truly certain that the folks who understand what I'm saying also know i am not talking to them...but at the same time i think all of you who do know the why's and how's of aas should be more vocal and show these idiots how to conduct themselves if they want to be part of the real world where people make smart decisions and don't run on hype or personality. I don't see enough good advice being passed along and it's hurting our communities image which is plenty damaged as it is. Maybe we should collectively all try to simply be more responsible to those who follow us...(IT IS YOU THESE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO COPY AFTER ALL...THEY WANT TO BE MORE LIKE YOU)...so let's help each other before we all collectively ruin this for ourselves.
 
I'm 61 years old and after eight months of studied lifting i look and i'm sure i feel better than half the twenty somethings on these sites seem to, and unlike most of them i do know "why" and "how" i do what i do. And i can hold weight in the air without becoming breathless (unlike most of these guys who only appear healthy and fit).

I am confused, nomaster. You seem to be lobbying for a change to a more positive and educational approach by the community here, yet your adversial, judgmental language only seems to run counterproductive to accomplishing this! I realize you are 61 years old (and better than half the 20 something year olds here, as you have so arrogantly stated), but I would think that someone who has it all figured out like you do would realize that you will NEVER REACH THOSE FOLKS by belittling and criticizing them? You're only alienating them by crapping on them.

The arrogance i see on these sites is astounding and only surpassed by the ignorance you people express when pretending to give advice.

Ironic that you say this amidst posting one of the MOST arrogant posts I have seen in all of 2016 thus far.

...but at the same time i think all of you who do know the why's and how's of aas should be more vocal and show these idiots how to conduct themselves if they want to be part of the real world where people make smart decisions and don't run on hype or personality. I don't see enough good advice being passed along and it's hurting our communities image which is plenty damaged as it is. Maybe we should collectively all try to simply be more responsible to those who follow us...(IT IS YOU THESE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO COPY AFTER ALL...THEY WANT TO BE MORE LIKE YOU)...so let's help each other before we all collectively ruin this for ourselves.

Why don't you lead the way? Set the example? You can start by dropping the condescending language and tone. Your attitude is one of failure if you TRULY aspire to see positive changes occur here. You'll never reach and positively impact an audience by acting like you're superior to them. They'll only resent you and discount your message as being that of someone who is trying to be better than them, not help them be better themselves.
 
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Most aas users seem to almost universally have all the characteristics of any heroin, methamphetamine addict. The very same characteristics that make all users vulnerable to the same traps. And those traps work equally well on addicts and aas dependent people like many of this forum.

How many meth addicts do you know who take controlled doses of meth 2-4 times a week for a preset number of weeks, then stop taking meth for months? I get that you're trying to make sweeping generalizations, but can you try to make them so they don't fall apart after ten seconds of half assed scrutiny?

Many aas users pay every bit as much attention (if not far more attention) to your drugs of choice than the average addict does...even more actually.

No shit, because the meth or heroin addict is physically dependent on the drug and need it to avoid a very unpleasant and potentially fatal withdrawal. If I needed to take steroids every single day and suddenly I ran out of steroids, my concerns about drug quality would lose to the desperation of finding steroids asap. A heroin addict hours away from withdrawal isn't going to say no to heroin no matter how shitty or contaminated it might be. The day to day dependence on dosing does not exist with steroids. Because your analogy is retarded.

Many of you seem far more concerned about having plenty of your drugs of choice on hand, far more worried about potency and availability and what body part your going to inject into.

No shit, because being prepared is responsible, as is having plenty of ancillaries and PCT on hand for whatever may happen. Again, this all traces back to the analogies you cobble together being retarded.

It's frightening to be me and have only 8 months of consistent lifting and study before i made any decisions and i can't be the only responsible person i know. Having a medical degree helps and lots and lots of study even more. I'm 61 years old and after eight months of studied lifting i look and i'm sure i feel better than half the twenty somethings on these sites seem to, and unlike most of them i do know "why" and "how" i do what i do. And i can hold weight in the air without becoming breathless (unlike most of these guys who only appear healthy and fit).

Well your first sentence was off to a great start. The thought of being you is frightening for any intelligent person. Of course having an engineering degree helps, because I'm so stuck up my own asshole that I have to slip that into every conversation. ;)
 
It really depends what exactly your ordering. And how frequently. Obviously the greater the quantity and higher the frequency the more likely you are to raise flags.

Also who you deal with is key. A lot of sources underground labs especially are known to keep customers information and that's pretty damn sketchy. If they are popped, you bet your ass they will go through that info.

International in my opinion is a safer option. They are not going to go hunting down large international sources and if they do they are focused on the big fish. Not the little guys buying for personal use.

Careful how you communicate.... Obviously yahoo is not a great idea. Lots of communication options with message encryption and other protective settings.

Payment. Payments should be pretty generic. Don't use credit cards don't use PayPal. Use things like Bitcoin CIM and money order. Bitcoin is getting a little more regulated though. Coinbase and what not tend to go sniffing around your shit. I use offshore company's now like bitstamp or btc-e, or I will use truly anonymous services or anonymous currencies.

I've found out though that as long as your dealing with a reputable source and you follow directions and do your homework, your probably gonna be ok.
 
"Yes"...but not because most simply got caught for other relate able reasons. It's because other stupidities get in the way...big mouth, no sense of decorum, people who shouldn't know about you doing aas, well...knowing...especially those who are jealous or simply don't like you. Most aas users seem to almost universally have all the characteristics of any heroin, methamphetamine addict. The very same characteristics that make all users vulnerable to the same traps. And those traps work equally well on addicts and aas dependent people like many of this forum. Many aas users pay every bit as much attention (if not far more attention) to your drugs of choice than the average addict does...even more actually. Yet no one seems to have the balls to call this shitty behavior what it is. Many of you seem far more concerned about having plenty of your drugs of choice on hand, far more worried about potency and availability and what body part your going to inject into. It's frightening to be me and have only 8 months of consistent lifting and study before i made any decisions and i can't be the only responsible person i know. Having a medical degree helps and lots and lots of study even more. I'm 61 years old and after eight months of studied lifting i look and i'm sure i feel better than half the twenty somethings on these sites seem to, and unlike most of them i do know "why" and "how" i do what i do. And i can hold weight in the air without becoming breathless (unlike most of these guys who only appear healthy and fit). Anyway, what the cowboy from texas said about dumping his shit on any friend isn't funny. The arrogance i see on these sites is astounding and only surpassed by the ignorance you people express when pretending to give advice. This is just my opinion and i could be wrong but don't think i am. I'm truly certain that the folks who understand what I'm saying also know i am not talking to them...but at the same time i think all of you who do know the why's and how's of aas should be more vocal and show these idiots how to conduct themselves if they want to be part of the real world where people make smart decisions and don't run on hype or personality. I don't see enough good advice being passed along and it's hurting our communities image which is plenty damaged as it is. Maybe we should collectively all try to simply be more responsible to those who follow us...(IT IS YOU THESE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO COPY AFTER ALL...THEY WANT TO BE MORE LIKE YOU)...so let's help each other before we all collectively ruin this for ourselves.
YOU SIR, ARE NOW OFFICIALLY AND FOREVERMORE WELCOMED INTO THE" I AM OVER 50 AND I HAVE HAD IT WITH FUCKTARDS CLUB"......So all you young guys that dont want to research, dont want to really lift heavy shit, dont want to eat or sleep enough, then want to come on meso and whine or cry and be scared.....
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How many meth addicts do you know who take controlled doses of meth 2-4 times a week for a preset number of weeks, then stop taking meth for months? I get that you're trying to make sweeping generalizations, but can you try to make them so they don't fall apart after ten seconds of half assed scrutiny?



No shit, because the meth or heroin addict is physically dependent on the drug and need it to avoid a very unpleasant and potentially fatal withdrawal. If I needed to take steroids every single day and suddenly I ran out of steroids, my concerns about drug quality would lose to the desperation of finding steroids asap. A heroin addict hours away from withdrawal isn't going to say no to heroin no matter how shitty or contaminated it might be. The day to day dependence on dosing does not exist with steroids. Because your analogy is retarded.



No shit, because being prepared is responsible, as is having plenty of ancillaries and PCT on hand for whatever may happen. Again, this all traces back to the analogies you cobble together bein



Well your first sentence was off to a great start. The thought of being you is frightening for any intelligent person. Of course having an engineering degree helps, because I'm so stuck up my own asshole that I have to slip that into every conversation. ;)

I must apologize to both nomaster and you sir....i realize that you highly educated men holding degrees in medicine, engineering and a host of other teknikle thangs have nothing to gain from the comments made by someone as lowly illiterate and uninformed as myself.
I cannot bear any longer the utter humiliation that i must continuously bear. Being thrown out of the 12th grade for beating the school librarian has impacted my life in so many negative ways. I only wish i would have given her that quarter for the past due book. It now seems like such a small price to have paid after all these years have passed. But alas
I have therefore no choice but to bow out of any further comments or participating in this thread alongside such men of reknown...so with great regrets i bid you farewell.....:cool:
 
"Yes"...but not because most simply got caught for other relate able reasons. It's because other stupidities get in the way...big mouth, no sense of decorum, people who shouldn't know about you doing aas, well...knowing...especially those who are jealous or simply don't like you. Most aas users seem to almost universally have all the characteristics of any heroin, methamphetamine addict. The very same characteristics that make all users vulnerable to the same traps. And those traps work equally well on addicts and aas dependent people like many of this forum. Many aas users pay every bit as much attention (if not far more attention) to your drugs of choice than the average addict does...even more actually. Yet no one seems to have the balls to call this shitty behavior what it is. Many of you seem far more concerned about having plenty of your drugs of choice on hand, far more worried about potency and availability and what body part your going to inject into. It's frightening to be me and have only 8 months of consistent lifting and study before i made any decisions and i can't be the only responsible person i know. Having a medical degree helps and lots and lots of study even more. I'm 61 years old and after eight months of studied lifting i look and i'm sure i feel better than half the twenty somethings on these sites seem to, and unlike most of them i do know "why" and "how" i do what i do. And i can hold weight in the air without becoming breathless (unlike most of these guys who only appear healthy and fit). Anyway, what the cowboy from texas said about dumping his shit on any friend isn't funny. The arrogance i see on these sites is astounding and only surpassed by the ignorance you people express when pretending to give advice. This is just my opinion and i could be wrong but don't think i am. I'm truly certain that the folks who understand what I'm saying also know i am not talking to them...but at the same time i think all of you who do know the why's and how's of aas should be more vocal and show these idiots how to conduct themselves if they want to be part of the real world where people make smart decisions and don't run on hype or personality. I don't see enough good advice being passed along and it's hurting our communities image which is plenty damaged as it is. Maybe we should collectively all try to simply be more responsible to those who follow us...(IT IS YOU THESE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO COPY AFTER ALL...THEY WANT TO BE MORE LIKE YOU)...so let's help each other before we all collectively ruin this for ourselves.
Thank you for your comments. 10-15 years ago and you would have really been upset. We do have MD's who contribute and have added greatly to the knowledge base available on Mesorx. If a person takes the time to read and do some research, he will be as safe as it gets.
 
I always order domestic these days with no problem. Back in 08 I placed an international order that got seized. The shipper had the product inside some kind of stuffed animal(don't remember what it was). Anyway I recieved the package with a letter from customs saying the the contents were illegal and if I did it again I could be prosecuted. I just order from a different address now and keep it domestic. I actually think I still have that stuffed animal somewhere.
This is bullshit. When a package gets seized, customs doesn't send it to you. You get a seizure letter only.
 
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