Bradly
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Timeless truth, I tell you: whoever believes in me, those works which I have done he will also do, and he will do greater works than these, because I am going to the presence of my Father
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Did Jesus even fucking lift?
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colossus25
Member
"They say jesus christ walked on water. They say jesus christ turned water into wine. I say jesus christ walked on rubber mats and turned water into preworkout" lmfaoo
OK boyo, Jesus can heal leprosy, from your own quote you an do something greater (your quote).
So one up Jesus and get rid of polio, AIDS and war in the ME.
no excuses, you said it, now prove it. Please post time and date you do this, I will watch the news.
Get on it or admit you are full of shit.
indyfitguy
Member
He will in do time my friend in due time. We brought suffering and pain on ourselves. It's over in his time NOT ours! It's like saying when teacher puts you in time out you tell her when it's done. Really tho????
indyfitguy
Member
Ah yes we are all cursed because Adam & Eve ate the wrong apple.
The only other leader that punishes someone's family for generations because someone else's sins runs North Korea.
Your loving god dooms all babies to hell on birth because the apple.
Not evil?
S.A.M.
Member
It hasn't been seen in months. They think it may have died. The Scott's have divers searching the loch for remains
insaiyan93
New Member
Uh first off, it's "loch Ness", put some respek on dat name.
Secondly, that's because Nessy IS real.
colossus25
Member
Lmfaoo trukk you just killed me hahaha
Like a rodeo bull brah
indyfitguy
Member
No we doom babies by murdering them by abortion. How dare you compare that sick lil fat f*ck to Almighty God! This lil mop top hair chubster does not give his people a way out but death! Our savior Jesus Christ Lord of Lords King of Kings came to give us life and more abundantly!!!!! Emmanuel!!!!!!
Sk8man101
Member
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
This thread is about our lord and savior lifting some massive ass weights and getting the sickest pump this world has ever seen and nothing more.
I know for a FACT the lochness monster didn't even fucking lift, so he has no business sticking his bitch ass no arm having face in this thread.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
This thread is about our lord and savior lifting some massive ass weights and getting the sickest pump this world has ever seen and nothing more.
I know for a FACT the lochness monster didn't even fucking lift, so he has no business sticking his bitch ass no arm having face in this thread.
insaiyan93
New Member
Fact. The loch ness monster is a chubby ass torso no legs having motherfucker. Can't dispute that. However, i think in the water it would have the upperhand on jesus, on account of jesus being incredibly bouyant all nessy would have to do is submerge and attack from beneath.
System7
Member
Literally five days ago. Suck on that @Sk8man101 @S.A.M.
The Loch Ness Monster isn’t dead after all
By Ellie Cambridge, The Sun
May 2, 2017 | 3:22pm | Updated
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A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
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US Army photographer captures the blast that killed her
North Korea threatens the ‘final doom of the US’
North Korea poised to test missile that can reach US
Drunk fist fight breaks out right before takeoff
This is the moment the fabled Loch Ness Monster was “officially” spotted for the first time this year — bringing more than eight months of uncertainty to an end.
Nessie’s official recorder admitted he had been “worried” after a dry spell of sightings meant not one person had claimed to have seen the beast since August last year.
Enthusiasts were so concerned about Nessie that Gary Campbell, the official recorder, revealed he had fielded calls from as far afield as Moscow and California.
But tourist Hayley Johnson on Monday saw a strange, dark shape at dusk in the loch’s Urquhart Bay — said to be a favorite haunt of Nessie.
The 28-year-old, a care assistant from Manchester, England, said: “I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
“I am a really skeptical person. I have never even been to Loch Ness before.”
Hayley Johnson, who photographed the monsterNorthpix
Said Campbell: “I am relieved and delighted with this sighting — and so will the planet!”
“Last year was a record year for the 21st century with eight sightings and then she seemed to have disappeared.”
“Nessie is seen in the winter but she’s much more common in the summer — this is why it was unusual that nothing was seen.”
“The reason for the summer sightings is twofold — there are more people around in the summer, but more importantly, there are much longer daylight hours and the weather tends to be better.”
A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
He said 2016 was a “fantastic” year for Nessie sightings — which he put down to the growth of smartphones and webcams.
He added two of the sightings were by webcam, including one from an online watcher in the US.
Gary Campbell, keeper of the Loch Ness Monster Sightings RegisterNorthpix
Campbell said: “It means that there are more people than ever before are looking for Nessie — which would explain the rise in last year’s sightings.”
“In fact, you have to go back to 2000, when there were 11 sightings, for more appearances of Nessie.”
The last previous sighting was on Aug. 21 when Ian Campbell, a government worker from the UK, was cycling along the west side of the loch near Drumnadrochit with his son and a family friend when he saw two creatures in the loch about 33 feet in length just out from the shore.
The Loch Ness Monster isn’t dead after all
By Ellie Cambridge, The Sun
May 2, 2017 | 3:22pm | Updated
Modal Trigger
A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY:
US Army photographer captures the blast that killed her
North Korea threatens the ‘final doom of the US’
North Korea poised to test missile that can reach US
Drunk fist fight breaks out right before takeoff
This is the moment the fabled Loch Ness Monster was “officially” spotted for the first time this year — bringing more than eight months of uncertainty to an end.
Nessie’s official recorder admitted he had been “worried” after a dry spell of sightings meant not one person had claimed to have seen the beast since August last year.
Enthusiasts were so concerned about Nessie that Gary Campbell, the official recorder, revealed he had fielded calls from as far afield as Moscow and California.
But tourist Hayley Johnson on Monday saw a strange, dark shape at dusk in the loch’s Urquhart Bay — said to be a favorite haunt of Nessie.
The 28-year-old, a care assistant from Manchester, England, said: “I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
“I am a really skeptical person. I have never even been to Loch Ness before.”
Hayley Johnson, who photographed the monsterNorthpix
Said Campbell: “I am relieved and delighted with this sighting — and so will the planet!”
“Last year was a record year for the 21st century with eight sightings and then she seemed to have disappeared.”
“Nessie is seen in the winter but she’s much more common in the summer — this is why it was unusual that nothing was seen.”
“The reason for the summer sightings is twofold — there are more people around in the summer, but more importantly, there are much longer daylight hours and the weather tends to be better.”
A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
He said 2016 was a “fantastic” year for Nessie sightings — which he put down to the growth of smartphones and webcams.
He added two of the sightings were by webcam, including one from an online watcher in the US.
Gary Campbell, keeper of the Loch Ness Monster Sightings RegisterNorthpix
Campbell said: “It means that there are more people than ever before are looking for Nessie — which would explain the rise in last year’s sightings.”
“In fact, you have to go back to 2000, when there were 11 sightings, for more appearances of Nessie.”
The last previous sighting was on Aug. 21 when Ian Campbell, a government worker from the UK, was cycling along the west side of the loch near Drumnadrochit with his son and a family friend when he saw two creatures in the loch about 33 feet in length just out from the shore.
Sk8man101
Member
Damn well spoken.
Sk8man101
Member
FML.Literally five days ago. Suck on that @Sk8man101 @S.A.M.
The Loch Ness Monster isn’t dead after all
By Ellie Cambridge, The Sun
May 2, 2017 | 3:22pm | Updated
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A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY:
US Army photographer captures the blast that killed her
North Korea threatens the ‘final doom of the US’
North Korea poised to test missile that can reach US
Drunk fist fight breaks out right before takeoff
This is the moment the fabled Loch Ness Monster was “officially” spotted for the first time this year — bringing more than eight months of uncertainty to an end.
Nessie’s official recorder admitted he had been “worried” after a dry spell of sightings meant not one person had claimed to have seen the beast since August last year.
Enthusiasts were so concerned about Nessie that Gary Campbell, the official recorder, revealed he had fielded calls from as far afield as Moscow and California.
But tourist Hayley Johnson on Monday saw a strange, dark shape at dusk in the loch’s Urquhart Bay — said to be a favorite haunt of Nessie.
The 28-year-old, a care assistant from Manchester, England, said: “I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
“I am a really skeptical person. I have never even been to Loch Ness before.”
Hayley Johnson, who photographed the monsterNorthpix
Said Campbell: “I am relieved and delighted with this sighting — and so will the planet!”
“Last year was a record year for the 21st century with eight sightings and then she seemed to have disappeared.”
“Nessie is seen in the winter but she’s much more common in the summer — this is why it was unusual that nothing was seen.”
“The reason for the summer sightings is twofold — there are more people around in the summer, but more importantly, there are much longer daylight hours and the weather tends to be better.”
A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
He said 2016 was a “fantastic” year for Nessie sightings — which he put down to the growth of smartphones and webcams.
He added two of the sightings were by webcam, including one from an online watcher in the US.
Gary Campbell, keeper of the Loch Ness Monster Sightings RegisterNorthpix
Campbell said: “It means that there are more people than ever before are looking for Nessie — which would explain the rise in last year’s sightings.”
“In fact, you have to go back to 2000, when there were 11 sightings, for more appearances of Nessie.”
The last previous sighting was on Aug. 21 when Ian Campbell, a government worker from the UK, was cycling along the west side of the loch near Drumnadrochit with his son and a family friend when he saw two creatures in the loch about 33 feet in length just out from the shore.
I'm going back to my happy place.
System7
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Dare I say irrefutable photographic evidence that Nessie lifts.Similar threads
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