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Kicked out of planet fitness

Ryno1980 said:
Let me just start by saying this is a completely useless and Un needed post.... that being said, anyone on here who actually knows me knows how serious i take my health and training... I wanna be the biggest motherfucker in my gym period...not there yet but I'm trying...

This week I'm on vacation with my wife and son in Ft Walton Beach florida... for the last 6 weeks I've been killing myself on a vicious cut cycle so I could look good on the beach... day 1 was a success... now there's a tropical storm and it's gonna fucking rain for the next 3 days..... today I checked out golds gym simply because I'm from a small town and have never had the chance to work out in one... it was cool, but I expected to see tons of ripped out muscle heads Killin shit.... instead it was mostly senior citizens and a few chicks... lol... I didn't pay the 40 dollars for the shirt either...

Now this brings me to my delema... I've always wanted to get kicked out of a planet fitness.. not sure why but it just always seemed like the right thing to do..
My lovely wife has agreed to video the act that gets me banned and this is where I need some help...
Help me play this out in my head... tomorrow they are actually having donuts..lmao... right? So my meso bros... how do u want to see it... drop some weights? Blow out the lunk alarm? Dead lift ? Put more than 200 lbs on the leg press? Let me know and I'll make it happen... #boredominflorida
@wedorecover @XKawN @TorroXL @Afguy901
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Gonna need you to wear some cutoff jean shorts, 80s style. Cut a lil high, a Def Leppard shirt and the cheasiest goatee you can figure. Cuz everyone knows a goatee makes you tuff. Maybe some wrist bands with all the colors of the rainbow to show off your multi cultural tolerant self. Storm in there with fake lat syndrome from hell. Rack everything they got on a bar. Set the pins on the lowest setting and proceed to do rack pulls dropping the bar from erect height every rep on to the safeties. When some one finally approaches you im going to need you to remove your walkman, yeah...i said fuckin walkman from you pocket and fidget with it like your ignoring them. Never remove your ear phones. Just keep on keepin on

If they reach to pull your ear buds off they have entered your personal space and at that point you are entitled to protect yourself. Then im going to need you to beat some ones head in to mesh with a 45 lb plate. Waves and waves of enemies. Rippin throats out Rambo style. Dad bods with nun chucks and throwing stars. Betty Crocker and that fat bitch Richard Simmons coming at you. High on planet fitness bath salts and deeply indoctrinated in their non lifting, dont judge me ways. It wont be easy. There feisty creatures. Deeply devoted and willing to die to keep the world a less swole place. A place where being fat is OK and half assed efforts are celebrated. When you defeat all 9 waves you unlock the boss. None other than, Hillary Clinton. "What difference does it make" and "felony...what felony?". Shes the one behind it all. 30 yrs in govt and all her Clinton Foundation money was infact funneled thru Planet Fitness. To ensure the world is a worse more lazy place.

Cut her fuckin head off...





Or




You could just drop a few weights?
Choice is yours. Be BOLD!
 
Ryno1980 said:
Let me just start by saying this is a completely useless and Un needed post.... that being said, anyone on here who actually knows me knows how serious i take my health and training... I wanna be the biggest motherfucker in my gym period...not there yet but I'm trying...

This week I'm on vacation with my wife and son in Ft Walton Beach florida... for the last 6 weeks I've been killing myself on a vicious cut cycle so I could look good on the beach... day 1 was a success... now there's a tropical storm and it's gonna fucking rain for the next 3 days..... today I checked out golds gym simply because I'm from a small town and have never had the chance to work out in one... it was cool, but I expected to see tons of ripped out muscle heads Killin shit.... instead it was mostly senior citizens and a few chicks... lol... I didn't pay the 40 dollars for the shirt either...

Now this brings me to my delema... I've always wanted to get kicked out of a planet fitness.. not sure why but it just always seemed like the right thing to do..
My lovely wife has agreed to video the act that gets me banned and this is where I need some help...
Help me play this out in my head... tomorrow they are actually having donuts..lmao... right? So my meso bros... how do u want to see it... drop some weights? Blow out the lunk alarm? Dead lift ? Put more than 200 lbs on the leg press? Let me know and I'll make it happen... #boredominflorida
@wedorecover @XKawN @TorroXL @Afguy901
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Think all ya gotta do is just be yourself. That being said i would like to seem some squats lifting big weights in some yoga pants.
 
Fucking Subbed. Not sure if planet fitness has barbells. Lol. But deadlifts with some grunting. Have your headphones or earbuds. Listening to some sick music and just rock out right before set up. Pull that bitch off the floor rep after rep. Screaming yeah mutherfuckers after every rep then as an employer is approaching just slam that shit on the ground. And hell Murica Fuck Yeah!!!
 
Oregongearhead said:
Yep--
Heavy deadlift slamming draws attention everytime , especially Planet Fuckness :cool:
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gr8whitetrukker said:
Gonna need you to wear some cutoff jean shorts, 80s style. Cut a lil high, a Def Leppard shirt and the cheasiest goatee you can figure. Cuz everyone knows a goatee makes you tuff. Maybe some wrist bands with all the colors of the rainbow to show off your multi cultural tolerant self. Storm in there with fake lat syndrome from hell. Rack everything they got on a bar. Set the pins on the lowest setting and proceed to do rack pulls dropping the bar from erect height every rep on to the safeties. When some one finally approaches you im going to need you to remove your walkman, yeah...i said fuckin walkman from you pocket and fidget with it like your ignoring them. Never remove your ear phones. Just keep on keepin on

If they reach to pull your ear buds off they have entered your personal space and at that point you are entitled to protect yourself. Then im going to need you to beat some ones head in to mesh with a 45 lb plate. Waves and waves of enemies. Rippin throats out Rambo style. Dad bods with nun chucks and throwing stars. Betty Crocker and that fat bitch Richard Simmons coming at you. High on planet fitness bath salts and deeply indoctrinated in their non lifting, dont judge me ways. It wont be easy. There feisty creatures. Deeply devoted and willing to die to keep the world a less swole place. A place where being fat is OK and half assed efforts are celebrated. When you defeat all 9 waves you unlock the boss. None other than, Hillary Clinton. "What difference does it make" and "felony...what felony?". Shes the one behind it all. 30 yrs in govt and all her Clinton Foundation money was infact funneled thru Planet Fitness. To ensure the world is a worse more lazy place.

Cut her fuckin head off...





Or




You could just drop a few weights?
Choice is yours. Be BOLD!
Click to expand...

One of the years best posts. Well done sir. Well done.
 
Ryno1980 said:
Let me just start by saying this is a completely useless and Un needed post.... that being said, anyone on here who actually knows me knows how serious i take my health and training... I wanna be the biggest motherfucker in my gym period...not there yet but I'm trying...

This week I'm on vacation with my wife and son in Ft Walton Beach florida... for the last 6 weeks I've been killing myself on a vicious cut cycle so I could look good on the beach... day 1 was a success... now there's a tropical storm and it's gonna fucking rain for the next 3 days..... today I checked out golds gym simply because I'm from a small town and have never had the chance to work out in one... it was cool, but I expected to see tons of ripped out muscle heads Killin shit.... instead it was mostly senior citizens and a few chicks... lol... I didn't pay the 40 dollars for the shirt either...

Now this brings me to my delema... I've always wanted to get kicked out of a planet fitness.. not sure why but it just always seemed like the right thing to do..
My lovely wife has agreed to video the act that gets me banned and this is where I need some help...
Help me play this out in my head... tomorrow they are actually having donuts..lmao... right? So my meso bros... how do u want to see it... drop some weights? Blow out the lunk alarm? Dead lift ? Put more than 200 lbs on the leg press? Let me know and I'll make it happen... #boredominflorida
@wedorecover @XKawN @TorroXL @Afguy901
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Do This..
 
I am yet to see all about this planet fitness I keep hearing about.

I am not sure if we have them in the UK, but I hear a lot of you American bros talking about it a lot!

Is it really THAT bad?

Either way I am subbed in anticipation of this epic video
 
John Daley said:
Is it really THAT bad?
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Yes, it is!

"Lunk" alarms for dropping weights, grunting too loud, etc., doughnuts and sugary snacks at the front door, "no judgment zones", all that shit and more exists in these places.

My brother and sister-in-law have a membership and say it's almost comical, but mostly sad. Unfortunately, where they live, it's the only commercial gym available to them, so they're stuck until they can build a home gym.
 
Kinetic said:
Yes, it is!

"Lunk" alarms for dropping weights, grunting too loud, etc., doughnuts and sugary snacks at the front door, "no judgment zones", all that shit and more exists in these places.

My brother and sister-in-law have a membership and say it's almost comical, but mostly sad. Unfortunately, where they live, it's the only commercial gym available to them, so they're stuck until they can build a home gym.
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...and the pizza sucks too (I heard , lol) . At a gym of all places :rolleyes:
 
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