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Kicked out of planet fitness

Lot of good ideas. Lol... this weather is fucking crazy tho.. tornado warnings, coastal flooding , the beaches are all red flagged... never seen anything like it... it's raining sideways. Planet fitness may have to wait till tomorrow..
 
I've been to two planet fitness's while working out of town and neither had any barbells what so ever. No squat rack, no bench, and no way to do a real deadlift. I had to use a gay ass smith machine. There dumbbells only went up to 50. Fat bitches everywhere. No one you would ever want to see in yoga pants. Lame. I will never waste $10 on a day pass there again. I stick with body weight exercises in my hotel room if I have to.
 
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ThE SiCkNeSs said:
I've been to two planet fitness's while working out of town and neither had and barbells what so ever. No squat rack, no bench, and no way to do a real deadlift. I had to use a gay ass smith machine. There dumbbells only went up to 50. Fat bitches everywhere. No one you would ever want to see in yoga pants. Lame. I will never waste $10 on a day pass there again. I stick with body weight exercise in my hotel room if I have to.
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I get it... but 10 dollars seems totally worth it to check this off my bucket list.. I really liked golds gym yesterday but they charge 20 a day for a pass... seems high .. if my gym had all the shit golds has I'd probably just live there.
 
John Daley said:
I am yet to see all about this planet fitness I keep hearing about.

I am not sure if we have them in the UK, but I hear a lot of you American bros talking about it a lot!

Is it really THAT bad?

Either way I am subbed in anticipation of this epic video
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I been to one about 12 yrs ago and it wasnt great thats for sure. There very limited on purpose. Hell when i walked thru the front door they had a big art project on the first wall you see. It was a BB with a big cross thru it! They dont want them in there

Always seemed prejudice if you ask me...what if regular gyms had a painting of a fat person with an X thru it! Imagine that.
 
Ryno1980 said:
Let me just start by saying this is a completely useless and Un needed post.... that being said, anyone on here who actually knows me knows how serious i take my health and training... I wanna be the biggest motherfucker in my gym period...not there yet but I'm trying...

This week I'm on vacation with my wife and son in Ft Walton Beach florida... for the last 6 weeks I've been killing myself on a vicious cut cycle so I could look good on the beach... day 1 was a success... now there's a tropical storm and it's gonna fucking rain for the next 3 days..... today I checked out golds gym simply because I'm from a small town and have never had the chance to work out in one... it was cool, but I expected to see tons of ripped out muscle heads Killin shit.... instead it was mostly senior citizens and a few chicks... lol... I didn't pay the 40 dollars for the shirt either...

Now this brings me to my delema... I've always wanted to get kicked out of a planet fitness.. not sure why but it just always seemed like the right thing to do..
My lovely wife has agreed to video the act that gets me banned and this is where I need some help...
Help me play this out in my head... tomorrow they are actually having donuts..lmao... right? So my meso bros... how do u want to see it... drop some weights? Blow out the lunk alarm? Dead lift ? Put more than 200 lbs on the leg press? Let me know and I'll make it happen... #boredominflorida
@wedorecover @XKawN @TorroXL @Afguy901
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I've seen guys loudly grunt with bar+25 pound discs, drop 50 dumbbells after "training to failure", stack lots of discs in the tall squat rack only to train calves, a guy smashed a mirror, and so on
and they didn't get kicked out
 
#1. Grab a shitload of Tootsie rolls and make a giant pile on the floor with the wrappers where you're going to lift.

#2. The loudest bang is going to be from however many plates you can get on the Smith machine to slam down, so I'd make the pile of wrappers in front of the Smith machine

#3. Bring a paper plate in your gym bag to use to set some donuts on over at your station. Some crumbs on the floor would help too

#4. Empty plastic gallon water jug in the gym bag, fill it up and set near donuts and wrapper pile

#5. Rather than grunt, as you're doing the last few hard reps you say "come on motherfucker!!! One more motherfucker!!!"

Mission accomplished
 
Demondosage said:
#1. Grab a shitload of Tootsie rolls and make a giant pile on the floor with the wrappers where you're going to lift.

#2. The loudest bang is going to be from however many plates you can get on the Smith machine to slam down, so I'd make the pile of wrappers in front of the Smith machine

#3. Bring a paper plate in your gym bag to use to set some donuts on over at your station. Some crumbs on the floor would help too

#4. Empty plastic gallon water jug in the gym bag, fill it up and set near donuts and wrapper pile

#5. Rather than grunt, as you're doing the last few hard reps you say "come on motherfucker!!! One more motherfucker!!!"

Mission accomplished
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Bahahaha, good one well worth a video on!
 
gr8whitetrukker said:
I been to one about 12 yrs ago and it wasnt great thats for sure. There very limited on purpose. Hell when i walked thru the front door they had a big art project on the first wall you see. It was a BB with a big cross thru it! They dont want them in there

Always seemed prejudice if you ask me...what if regular gyms had a painting of a fat person with an X thru it! Imagine that.
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Kinetic said:
Yes, it is!

"Lunk" alarms for dropping weights, grunting too loud, etc., doughnuts and sugary snacks at the front door, "no judgment zones", all that shit and more exists in these places.

My brother and sister-in-law have a membership and say it's almost comical, but mostly sad. Unfortunately, where they live, it's the only commercial gym available to them, so they're stuck until they can build a home gym.
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Both responses of yours made me laugh.

They specifically have a no barbell policy? Even crossfit use barbells... what the fuck? I really need to check this out next time I'm in the states!

This sounds surreal, I cant believe some asshole is actually making a comfortable living out of this...
 
Go in with some minority groups and cry racism when the go to kick you out or if they address you as a male scream how you identify as female and yr gonna sue for discrimination against gender identity etc shit.
 
John Daley said:
Both responses of yours made me laugh.

They specifically have a no barbell policy? Even crossfit use barbells... what the fuck? I really need to check this out next time I'm in the states!

This sounds surreal, I cant believe some asshole is actually making a comfortable living out of this...
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It goes back to that whole participation trophy BS. Everyone is a winner now days. Even if you really arent.
That shouldnt be celebrated!
 
Demondosage said:
#1. Grab a shitload of Tootsie rolls and make a giant pile on the floor with the wrappers where you're going to lift.

#2. The loudest bang is going to be from however many plates you can get on the Smith machine to slam down, so I'd make the pile of wrappers in front of the Smith machine

#3. Bring a paper plate in your gym bag to use to set some donuts on over at your station. Some crumbs on the floor would help too

#4. Empty plastic gallon water jug in the gym bag, fill it up and set near donuts and wrapper pile

#5. Rather than grunt, as you're doing the last few hard reps you say "come on motherfucker!!! One more motherfucker!!!"

Mission accomplished
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Lol please do this and post the vid with your face blurred out or somthing id love to see that!
 
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