MESO-Rx
Anabolic Steroids
Screwed up, signed a contract for personal trainer.
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Go find a man roughly the same size as you. Drive an ice cream truck by him. Give him a cone with roofie sprinkles. Take him to your home (which Im assuming has a pit, it is needed) and drop him in a pit. Lower food and lotion down to him. Make him put the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again. Tuck your penis in and dance in a mirror. Then kill him, wear his skin, and you can freely train as that guy. Maybe bone his wife. Then stay there and comfort her. Grow old with her, then on your death bed, take off the skin and say HA!!!! Gotcha. April fools. Even if its not april.
Knock her out and cut her face off. If you get a sharp knife and start at her hairline just push in hard as possible until you hit the cranium. Make small incisions down the side and it should come right off. At least thats my theory.
Cancel under the circumstances that is was false selling/advertisement that she was the trainer and they handed you to someone else
TRT
Member
Okay, your cut off. No more Tren for you.
(Wispering) I thought I said 300mg of Tren Ace a day was too much. What are you doing?
Wood4days
Member
You have the world wide Web at your fingers. All information about diet and training can be found online with videos. All you need is to ask for a spotter at the gym. Any random Joe.
I feel that personal trainers are a waste of money. They don't push you enough and they talk to much. IMO
Try to cancel it. Save your money for more gear! LOL
I feel that personal trainers are a waste of money. They don't push you enough and they talk to much. IMO
Try to cancel it. Save your money for more gear! LOL
Wood4days
Member
Or maybe she'll like it and he'll get some pusayy![emoji77]
Random Joe is shit spotter. Pushing my 1rm BP and only person in the gym was an 20 yo toothless employee that had permanent brain damage from taking special K week in week out at week long techno rave parties.
So I am grinding out thus rep and got stuck halfway up and go, yep, yep, YEP, YEPPP TAKE IT BRO... FOR FUCK GRAB THE FUCKING BAR....PULL IT TOWARDS...PLEASE GOD, RACK IT, RACK IT...THE FUCKING METAL THING, PLEASE GOD FUCK FUCK.
so yeah it was a grinder but I got a new 1rm...assisted.
TLDR:
RANDOM JOE CAN'T SPOT FOR SHIT.
So I am grinding out thus rep and got stuck halfway up and go, yep, yep, YEP, YEPPP TAKE IT BRO... FOR FUCK GRAB THE FUCKING BAR....PULL IT TOWARDS...PLEASE GOD, RACK IT, RACK IT...THE FUCKING METAL THING, PLEASE GOD FUCK FUCK.
so yeah it was a grinder but I got a new 1rm...assisted.
TLDR:
RANDOM JOE CAN'T SPOT FOR SHIT.
Was it for 135lbs you got that 1rm on bench, @x11?
However I do agree there are random Joe's that DO spot for shit and one time I had narrowly avoided having 295lbs come crashing down on my chest because my spotter just had the attention span of a gnat.
However I do agree there are random Joe's that DO spot for shit and one time I had narrowly avoided having 295lbs come crashing down on my chest because my spotter just had the attention span of a gnat.
.Was it for 135lbs you got that 1rm on bench, @x11?
However I do agree there are random Joe's that DO spot for shit and one time I had narrowly avoided having 295lbs come crashing down on my chest because my spotter just had the attention span of a gnat.
My 1rm is 352,
ib4 team roid rangers call me weak
I'm 53yo and been lifting for 9months 100% natty.
I would smash @MindlessWork in a fight then rape his angus IRL.
MisterSuperGod
New Member
Who would win in a fight is debatable, as you are both anonymous figures behind a screen. But that's neither here nor there.
The big question is why you would "rape his angus" (i assume you mean anus, but i guess that doesn't make it any less disturbing, either way).
Some very strange words there... Do you drink often?
